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second!
Paws: We are waiting for you to take care of this one with the proper procedures.
Sorry dearest; away from keyboard (and indeed building).
so what are you building?
a boat? a plane, perhaps?
Margarete (sometimes incorrectly spelled Margarethe) Dessoff was born in Vienna and came to Frankfurt am Main when she was six years old, her father (Felix Otto Dessoff) having been appointed conductor of the Frankfurt Opera House. Margarete Dessoff studied voice with Gustav Gunz und Marie Schröder-Hanfstängl (1892-97) at Dr. Hoch’s Konservatorium in Frankfurt and from 1912 directed the women’s chorus there. Dessoff’s singing career was cut short when a famous opera singer (probably Hanfstängl) teaching at Dr. Hoch’s apparently ruined her voice. She regained it through private lessons (with Jenny Hahn, a pupil of Julius Stockhausen), but had she not lost her voice she might never have become a well-known and well-loved choral director. In addition to the Dessoff’scher Frauenchor (first concert in 1907 at Dr. Hoch’s Konservatorium), which quickly became famous throughout Germany, she also directed the Frankfurter Bachgemeinde for several years and in 1918 founded one of the first madrigal ensembles in Germany.
why do people do that?
i mean srsly, who made that up?!
It’s not made up.
whers it come from?
whats it’s point?
You’ve proven your point beautifully. Heh! Both of you…!
*points at laconejita*
thats my point!
I am sorry, but I am not your anything.
Oops, I had a bit of a personality change.
Impostor! Or you are using a different E-Mail address…
For some reason a period got insterted before my email address and that caused the system to provide me with a troll face.
But it really was me who told ShadowSplicer that I am not his anything.
I thought it might be something like that.
Now I’m just mulling over the possibilities!
HAH!!! What power!!!!
I see what you did there…
This must be the menu from Poo de Poo
or ‘Pooya’
(thats a resturaunt in San Jose)
Who wants to see the rice pooping?
ohhhh! ido! ido! ido! *rice poops* COOL!
Actually, I could go for some nonveg right about now…
I am currently a host for H1N1.
I had rice for dinner.
Rice pooping isn’t nearly as much fun as you imagine.
Ooh, that must suck. Is it true that it really isn’t even as bad as the regular flu?
This particular incarnation is good enough for me. If you don’t mind sweating, sh!tting, and barfing at the same time; it’s not so bad. No fever though. My kid missed a week of school; I don’t anticipate that long for me. I am sitting upright, but that’s about it, and that doesn’t last for long.
I had a regular flu once when I was a kid. That sucked for a few days.
H1N1 is rather widespread in this area, and from what I hear from everybody who’s had it, it’s worse than the seasonal flu. I’ve had the seasonal flu a few times, and I think anything worse would make me suicidal.
There must be too many pigs in your area…
Unlike the avian flu, which so far has been contracted primarily by people who had close contact with live poultry, almost all “swine flu” cases are from human-to-human transmission. The name simply refers to the fact that it is a type of flu virus often found in pigs. Nonetheless I have heard of some not-very-bright people who have stopped eating pork for fear of swine flu!
I know, but it was first pig to person. You can’t handle a little joke in your funny?
Surely you know by now that I can handle lots and lots of jokes, big and little, in my funny. (In fact, I gave up trying to keep up with you only because I didn’t want this to become the “Meowth and JohnB board,” and because I do actually have to get some work done! But I will bow to you sincerely with the respect due a noble adversary in humor combat.) But sometimes when my internal clown doesn’t come up with anything right off, my internal professor takes over.
You have an internal clown?
If so, do you rent it for birthday parties?
Reminds me of that sone “Inner B!tch”.
*song…
It is hitting a ton of people here. I think it may be lucky to get it now rather than later in case it gets stronger, and before the weather gets crappy.
Having it was rather restful after fear of contracting it. Catching up is a hassle, but it’s a great excuse! And I lost weight, except it all came from my face. Now my head and body don’t match. Oh, and I get winded just walking across a room.
Right now, all the cases of flu in this area are presumed to be H1N1, because seasonal flu hasn’t yet appeared. Our facility is supposed to be giving us all the H1N1 vaccine soon, since as health care workers we are in a high-risk group (and as an asthmatic I am also classed as high risk, although it is quite possible I am immune due to the swine flu vaccine I had in 1970-something, before they decided the vaccine was killing more people than the flu).
The virus will have mutated since 1970, John.
It has been observed that people in my cohort and older seem to have a much lower incidence of contracting it, and as far as I know, that’s the only sensible explanation for it. Generally, older people are MORE susceptible to flu. Inoculation against viruses involves developing antibodies for the protein coat, which is why any flu virus could work at all, since viruses mutate constantly, and multiple genetic strains of flu are always around.
I meant, of course, any flu vacccination could work at all, there in that last sentence. It’s been a long day…
I am assuming that your inner professor wrote this post. He probably told your inner clown to beat it.
Yes, I tend to take flu seriously, since while I’ve had it before, I’ve not had it since I developed asthma (thank God), and asthma plus flu can kill. I also work with a lot of health-compromised people, and for them too flu can be a deadly serious matter. Of course, it can kill anyone, but for most healthy people it almost never does.
You shouldn’t have mentioned that you lost some weight. There’s desperate people out there who will do anything to get a few pounds off.
The worst flu I had, I lost 17 pounds in three days. But that’s almost all fluid loss, so just OD on a diuretic and you’ll get the same effect, without all the nausea and vomiting and body aches and diarrhea and fever and headaches. But you will still feel pretty crappy. Dehydration is not a fun state to be in.
Don’t go prescribing ODs on here, Dr. John…
Geez, you got a better quality H1N1 than we did Down Here – our version was very mild compared to the “regular” ‘flu. I had the flu proper about 10 years ago, and hope I never have it again. I also had the piggy flu a few months ago, and just thought I had a bit of a cold, it was that mild, I thought it must just be a common or garden rhinovirus.
Are you sure that was it?
I thought I had already had it! Something hit me last spring when it was first going around and considered more mild, but, nooo.
You may get another chance.
I’ll pass on that chance, thank you very much.
this must be from poo ping Chinese restaurant
oh my! bad joke!!! (but funny)
how do you get a custom pic for an avatar?
I would tell you, but since you ate me on the previous picture. Now I think I won’t.
*spits out laconejita’s face, wipes it off, puts it in the dryer, and then irons it*
there!
now tell me? pweez??
im sorry i eated your face :I
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You just had to tell it, didn’t you?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! thanx. i give you 10 interwebs!
hahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa! i have the power!
anybody like my new ‘Gravatar’?
its Nazi Cat
I prefer my cuddly little Meowth.
he’s an evil little kitty,but that’s what makes him so CUDDLY!
Evil? Me? I’m not evil! I’m chaotic good! Well, maybe leaning a little towards chaotic neutral… Is it just me, or was that panda not there yesterday?
my kitteh is ebil, vry VRY ebil. mhwuhahahahahaha!!!!1!
Lawful, Neutral or Chaotic ebil?
unlawful, Evil, destructive, Nazi kitteh
anybody else hungry? darn it! now i want pankakes!
no, srsly.
Everybody poops. Even rice.
It is gathered and sold as brown wild rice.
Also sometimes made into harsh browns.
ow, thats harsh!
Must be brown rice.
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If this is some oblique reference to “ricewater stools”, the typical symptom of cholera, then I suggest we do not eat at this restaurant. In fact, we should bundle the whole establishment into the autoclave. At the very least, boil it for 20 minutes.
That’s one big autoclave!
The proof is in the pooping I always say.
mmmm did someone say pancakes?
No pooping, no life?
Dude. You have
no idea! Sorry, I had to go!
There’s a symptom of H1N1 they don’t tell you about- commentus interruptus. Get well soon.
I have callus interrutus for my phone.
Rice pooping is how Kellogg’s make Coco Poops.
Cuckoo for Coco Poops!
hahahaha, I love doing this. When I was an english teacher in CHina, people would always ask me about how to translate things and I did put poo poo on menus whilst there, haha.
Enough with your pancakes! ENOUGH WITH YOUR GOD-DAMN PANCAKES!