Passing through is prohibition!
I warn a child!
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I gotta stop dropping acid. I swear that King Kong is talking to me!
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He warns a child, but all the others can pass through. As long as this ONE doesn’t.
I personally would much prefer NOT passing through King Kong, thank you very much.
*thinks about it*
your mind is twisted. *shivers*
Thank you for noticing! I do my best.
18th Amendment – Does not WANT!!!
lolololololololo
I’d look that pissed off and pained if you prohibited me from passing a kidney stone. That would be pure agony.
Actually, if kidney stones sit quietly in your kidney, they may not hurt at all, but if you’re passing one, or even passing the fragments that follow a lithotrypsy, the pain is brutal. (I’ve never had any thus far, thank God, but my wife has recurrent troubles with them. She’s now got seven as of last count, but they have been just hanging out.)
My old History teacher suffered from them since he was 16.
It runs in his family and his mom and sister both had it and they said passing a stone was more painful than childbirth >.<
BTW he finally stopped having them when he went to see a renown kidney stone specialist(i know I have never heard of one either ) who put him on a strict diet so to reduce the limits of having one and so far it's been three or four years since he has had one.
My question is, how do you know so much about your history teacher?
It is all history, yes? It was probably part of the class.
I don’t think this sounds like it was part of the class. This looks more like extracurricular activities.
Anything for that A+, right?
lets just say we got off topic a lot in his class : P
You mean the class wasn’t about his stones?
No actually he told us that whole story just because he wasn’t teaching the previous day.
I know more about Kidney stones than I do The Napoleonic Wars lol
Which is good, because the former can hurt you in the future, while the latter will probably have absolutely no impact on your life at all!
He who does not remember the past is condemned to repeat it.
Not him personally, though, I would expect. Unless he is a short French guy…
“History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does have a tendency to rhyme.” Supposedly Mark Twain said that.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I have an appointment with my last meal.
My statement was a quote from George Santayana. And I have now lived long enough to see the truth in it.
BlueJade, I really hope you haven’t had your last meal!
With the meal I had last.
Bad news for vorarephiles everywhere!
Ah, but which child? could it be YOU??
They are serious about intimidating children in these parts!
Passing through is prohibition!
What? No Drinking?!! I’m not passing through there!!!
It passed through the USA early in the 20th century but didn’t last long.
You could partially thank Al Capone for that lol
Well, ethanol is an extremely easy chemical to produce, and the rest of the world went right on drinking, so I don’t see how anybody could have thought this would work. But in this age of widespread information, technical skills, and widespread substance abuse, I’m inclined to think the “War on Drugs” is utterly hopeless for similar reasons.
what does monkey have do to with coca cola?
You’d better watch who you’re calling a monkey! Passing is prohibited, but tearing apart is not.
Donkey Kong will throw barrels at you! Flaming barrels!
He’s not a monkey. He’s an ape. For crying out loud, don’t get it wrong in front of the Librarian…
OOK!!!
You are a librarian?
No, I’m homo sapiens.
A homo sapien shark? This won’t end well…
Those are the worst kind of sharks.
Land sharks!
Kong will warn children not to enter, because they may not be able to read, or may not know that passing is prohibition – adults, who should know better, he will just tear to pieces and eat.
Prohibition child-warning is officially sponsored by Coca Cola.
Children need to stay away and everyone needs to leave Tokyo until King Kong defeats Godzilla.
I’ve not seen that one, but surely Big G has beaten all other comers?
I’m gunna shake my pom-poms for Gojira! My water dragons would never forgive me otherwise.
There was a small scandal over this one. They shot two endings. King Kong won in the American release. Godzilla won in the Japanese release.
I’ll take the Japanese release; Gojira for the WIN!!
That probably explains why we never see Japanese war movies over here.
The dual ending is a myth. They both end the same way, with kong emerging alone from the ocean.
Well, Gojira could swim, so he probably got back first and came ashore while Kong was still wading. Or went off to spend a weekend basking in the Azores.
No, he went to Monster Island, where all the monsters get along as friends cause they’re all monsters together and nobody else can understand what it’s like being a monster.
Relax and watch Mothra flit from flower to flower.
The cabana boys must have to carry really big trays.
Not quite true, After the screen goes black in the Japanese version, both roar. In the American version, Only Kong roars, no roar from Godzilla.
How much do you want to bet someone really did climb up and into King Kongs’ mouth and they had to be rescued through Kongs’ toenail?
Probably wasn’t a child either, children are usually smarter.
Even Babelfish would translate “kodomo ni chuui” better than that — “watch out for children” is more like it. You see it on signs near parks and the like, all over Japan. You’d think they’d get the local eikaiwa to look over their sign before they posted it. Now it just makes Kong look dumb.
It’s a sensible warning too “Watch out for children”. I, and most of my mates who’re taller than I am, regularly have problems where toddlers run into us, then look up as if to say “where did that spring from then?”
I had a wretched child run suddenly behind my car as I was reversing out of a parking space – I hit a concrete pole instead of the child, which is the better of the two outcomes, I suppose, but still, grrrrrrrr. Especially when the child’s mother grabbed said child, and ran off at top speed. I must’ve looked angry.
Coke and Pepsi should have a department for the correct American translation of local text on signs with their logo.
I’ll sign that petition, but wouldn’t that be bad for our funny?
Have you no trust in human nature? It would be just one more thing to screw up!
Well, I guess, but what if they don’t?
You never win money by betting against human stupidity.
Or feline superiority.
Is that what happens when you eat small airplanes? No roughage in those old bi-wings! Poor Kong!! How painful!!!
And, the noble creature is still trying to warn children, in spite of a total loss of dignity, and a horrific language barrier?
CHILDREN – EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!!
- So that this mighty ape will not have suffered in vain.
“i warn a child!” is that anything like “i pity the fool!”?