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Well, frankly, you go stuffing the mattress with marijuana, you’re just asking for trouble.
It will lead to a very busy restaurant though.
Would be fun to make a half-motel half-”coffee shop” in Holland?
Second !
Århus N is a district in the city of Århus, consisting of Riis skov, Christianbjerg, Trøjborg, and Marienlund. Århus N is located north of the city centre and therefore the name Århus Nord (lit. English, “Aarhus North”).
Many of the neighborhoods in the district was once separated small towns and villages, but developed and grow through the industrial evolution and later on grow together wit the rest of Århus.
Århus N has 30,000 inhabitants.
Christiansbjerg is one of Århus’s old boroughs located beyond the historic city center. Developed in the beginning of the nineteen hundreds as a small town, but first really developed in the 30s and 40s. There was build a lot of houses and apartments and several urban squares has given Christiansbjerg its own structure with its own urban center with lots of shops. Today, the area has around 22,000 inhabitants, and has become a important part of the city, with a computer college, the just expanded shopping centre StorCenter Nord and many students living in the area, just next to the University.
Dude, you forgot 8210!!! ÅrhusV!!!
Now as punishment, Imma smoke yo bed!
No smoking the bed! Can’t you read the sign?
I’m about to crazy! You better watch out!
Hey, if crazy scared me, I’d have followed a VERY different career arc!
I won’t crazy at you. Just the one smoking the bed.
But all my friends are trouble maker, just so you know.
If you crazy at me I smoke your bed also.
No smoking! After all after all man comes off!
Seriously, who are these people that just write random paragraphs about things that have little to nothing to do with whatever the hell this blog is already talking about? Don’t get me wrong, I like random, I’m just saying, WTF?
It seems to be a blog custom that has evolved in which when people make a comment that only notes their ordinal position, the response is to put up some random information. Don’t ask me why, because I didn’t start the custom, but that’s the way it is. So that’s WTF.
I think it is either to discourage the use of the F Word, or make it worthwhile by providing useless information to read to offset the pointless post.
I rather enjoy the random information; and I picture Paws or whoever, waiting with with a file of favored tid-bits to pounce upon the ignorant firster. It can brighten my day.
In fact, I like to shout “First!!” when bored. It’s one of those conditioned-relex things.
It’s not such a “little” file; it’s called Wikipedia.
And let me give you one for free:-
Hadley Wood is a suburb of North London, close to the border with Hertfordshire. It is located in the London Borough of Enfield, about 11 miles (17.7 km) north north-west of Charing Cross and is situated close to Barnet. In January 2008, it became part of the Transport for London London low emission zone, along with the majority of the rest of Greater London.
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I didn’t refer to your file as “little!”
‘Doctor, doctor, my girlfriend smokes in bed. What should I do?’
‘Use a better lubricant’
*tish-BOOM!*
Good thing Faith McNulty or Farah Fawcett never saw this sign.
“The Burning Bed”
I saw that movie. This is what you do when man doesn’t come off.
Burn the bed, while he is still sleeping on it.
Believe me, homicidal thoughts are not common only to wives!
Ok, now I am scared.
The key word there, though, is “thoughts.” I’ve thought about killing many times. In 56 years, I never have. Since I didn’t kill my first wife, who cheated on me with my best friend, I think my current wife has nothing to worry about.
Usually, a smoking bed get me an A for effort from the wife…
And here is the news.
Hope is fading for the company of Marines who have spent the last 2 weeks trapped in Britt Eckand’s bedroom.
You can’t smoke the bed, but they didn’t say anything about not smorking the bed. So carry on.
They also didn’t say anything about smoking IN the bed, so apparently that’s quite all right, too.
and smonking it
there’s this guy who i let cat-sit while i was away and he tried to smoke the catnip!
What happened? Did he try to share it with the cats?
No, he shared it with the meowth. Every meowth… except for YOU.
Can I smoke a ham?
No need to ask permission. Let me know if you get off, maybe I’ll give it a go…
Maybe I’ll save it till around Christmas.
I got smoked pretty bad by a transmitter once, and I don’t advise it.
I smoked a really large power drill once, oh it smelled awful.
Don’t smoke I will crazy!
I was expecting you to pick up on my “getting smoked by a transmitter,” since you’d mentioned smoking a “ham.”
Ah, I thought it was something like that. I just didn’t have a good comeback ready by the time BlueJade beat me to it.
Paradoxically, it seems like electronics smoked a lot more often back in the vacuum tube days than since the advent of solid state, even though chips are much easier to fry. But those old tubes, particularly in a transmitter, could get pretty hot.
I can imagine. They were much less efficient back then.
It’s so disappointing when I ruin a chip and there isn’t even a puff of smoke. I blew 4 chips last week when I forgot to wind down the supply voltage, and there were no satisfying fireworks. A blue or red glow in an overloaded vacuum tube was much more fun!
You could put popcorn kernels on the chips so they will pop when the chips overheat. You will damage a lot of components that way, but you will have a show.
Ahh, yes, I can still remember the days when if a power supply circuit breaker kept popping, the easiest way to fix it was to open it up, hold the circuit breaker in the “on” position, and wait to see what smoked.
That was before my time.
Please not to smork bed – I will upset and call the smorking police.
I don’t smoke, so once I tried baking it into some chocolate chip biscuits – and discovered that I don’t like mattress stuffing in bikkies, either.
A friend of mine used to simmer it in butter. He would then use some of the butter to make excellent chocolate chip cookies, and the rest of the butter (plus the simmered herb) to make his very own Magic Granola Bars! Those were the days…
I have ackshully use the funny parsley in chokky chip bikkies as a painkiller, following a very nasty bike bingle, when it was discovered that prescribed analgesics didn’t work on me very well. A worldly anaesthetist suggested that I try marijuana. “Where do I get that from?” I asked, being not nearly as worldly as this anaesthetist, “Do I just go to the pharmacy and ask for some, post an ad in the local paper, ask the local cop shop if I can raid their evidence safe, what?” “Oh, come on,” he replied, “You’re a motorcyclist, you must know *somebody* who can get you some.”
Typecast much?
You didn’t tell us how effective it was as a painkiller. I have a feeling that the chocolate might help a bit, too.
It’s reputed to be much more effective than manufactured pharma are against certain conditions. I’ve only got anecdotal evidence of that though, being neither a medic nor a sufferer from one of those conditions.
Okay, I’m making the serious now, so those of you who hate when I get serious, please just skip ahead. The fact is that only in the past several years have researchers begun to understand how pot works, and it has been found that there are endogenous (occurring naturally in the body) chemicals related to the cannabinoids, active chemicals found in pot. There are active research projects into several cannabinoids (it’s a myth that only delta-9-THC is active) for pain control, maintaining weight in chemotherapy patients, antiemesis, and (the one most interesting to me professionally) treatment-resistant depression.
There. Now I’ll go back to being silly!
We have a decent “medical marijuana” law in my fair state of California. It is easy to get a prescription, and depression is an acceptable diagnosis.
Yes, by my sweet embroidered Mary Janes, I Will smoke the bed.
They have hemp mattresses?
For those who like to sleep up high.
Hemp doesn’t contain THC, though. It is only closely related to the plant that does…
Which hasn’t stopped our idiotic government from banning it anyway.
The constitution was written on hemp paper!
In a sensible world, we could all wear hemp. I have only one hemp shirt, but I want more hemp clothing. The shirt is very comfortable, and it’s wash-and -wear.
You are allowed to sell hemp, if I remember correctly, but you need special permits to grow it.
…or else it will smoke you back
…can I smoke the sheets instead?