Comments on: You have seven? I only have one :(

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:45:41 +0000

that’s more then i can handle

By: Passerby

Passerby — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:23:49 +0000

“Suck 7 items.”

That has to be tentacle pr0n.

So where is the 8th item? …. oh, wait….

By: Fishnet Princess

Fishnet Princess — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:02:56 +0000

“In a row…Try not to suck any on the way to the parking lot”….

By: blueJade

blueJade — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:07:22 +0000

Pay no attention to the warming, yellow, water!

By: blueJade

blueJade — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:03:45 +0000

Would that I had been that woman…

By: laconejita

laconejita — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:33:26 +0000

It brought even more tears to HIS eyes.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:08:42 +0000

♫Come to the song of the cat!♫

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:07:40 +0000

I see, but how often do you speak Spanish in italics?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:06:25 +0000

I hear the alluring songs of mermaids or toilet sharks drawing me to my kitchen sink.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:06:06 +0000

Would you like some Mike with your Alfredo?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:05:25 +0000

That would probably be Spangrish, unless it was then translated back into English…

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:04:47 +0000

Sorry, I was boiling linguine, peeling shrimp, and trying to stir and heat my Alfredo sauce without burning it.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:25:46 +0000

Well, that brought tears to my eyes!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:11:34 +0000

Seeing that person taking a piss could be a truly startling experience. Especially if you weren’t standing outside the minimum safe radius.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:01:03 +0000

Where’s PoodleGroomer with his giant bocconcini? Ooooohhhhh, put on yer tinfoil hat and brace yerself, PG, here I come!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:58:44 +0000

It was only when all the bubble wrap bubbles had been popped, but some woman insisted on grabbing at his groin and making those last two “pop pop” sounds, that the screaming started and the ambulance was summoned.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:43:48 +0000

Ohh, you will.

And you will like it.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:42:02 +0000

You wouldn’t be hearing it in Italian, only the name of the pasta is in Italian.

“Does anybody want penne pasta?”
Would be “¿Alguien quiere pasta pene?”

Which sounds like you are asking if anybody wants penis pasta. I guess this is how Engrish translation happens.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:26:36 +0000

Pretty much any time you go to an italian restaurant in a spanish-speaking country.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:03:04 +0000

I may never eat penne pasta again…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:00:04 +0000

How often do you speak Italian in Spanish?

By: laconejita

laconejita — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:57:23 +0000

In Spanish, certain Italian foods do sound sensual.

Calzone- the way you pronounce it means underwear.
Penne- Means penis.

“So, anybody want penis pasta?”
That’s what it sounds like when you hear it in Spanish.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:50:34 +0000

Never trust a Chinese Ferengi!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:09:01 +0000

No, it’s not that they like to, it’s just a matter of profit. It’s really kind of amazing, how quickly the Chinese went from being backwards socialists to being Ferengi, only shrewder and more ruthless.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:57:51 +0000

It depends where you got it. You know the Chinese like to put strange and toxic things in everything they sell us.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:56:42 +0000

Mange Lasagna!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:48:54 +0000

Ask Dr. Handle. She’s been known to have some pretty strong sensual responses to certain Italian foods…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:47:37 +0000

Not unless Juicyfruit has some ingredients not listed on the package! And after thinking about that, I may never chew gum again…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:18:48 +0000

What about the Cal Zone?

By: blueJade

blueJade — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:46:11 +0000

My ex once wrapped himself in bubble-pack as “Mr. Bubble,” and he did indeed have wimmen running up to pop and squeeze and run away squealing. It was his finest hour.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:29:21 +0000

And more chewable. But you still have to spit it out once you’re done.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:28:15 +0000

I agree with the latter one. What was he thinking? That women would attach to his penises like magnets?

I like my orgys the old fashion way.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:15:05 +0000

Juicyfruit gum is a lot less hazardous to your health.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:37:26 +0000

I’d call it acute multiple peniform neoplastosis, although I suspect that the actual condition is exhibitionism in a weird rubber suit.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:30:55 +0000

Almost any zone can be erogenous if you utilize the right kind of stimulation at the right time.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:26:26 +0000

Can we go back to talking about peanuts and celery?

By: bluejade

bluejade — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:20:54 +0000

It took it’s time moderating, but it went through. Maybe they only allow “family members.”

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:16:20 +0000

But you still get a juicy taste.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:51:37 +0000

I see where you’re coming from, but I stick to known erogenous zones until asked to go elsewhere as well.

NB, spanking should stimulate erogenous zones if done right.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:41:02 +0000

That link works.
I thought 7 was a lot, but this is just taking the piss!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:13:13 +0000

Some of us who worship at the shrine of femininity never run out of parts to attend to, let alone count.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:33:00 +0000

7 items of Seven of Nine seems about right; 2 ears, 2 neck pulses, 2 breasticles and 1 rather lower! :[

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:01:12 +0000

37 perhaps. Or 47. Definitely at least DD.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:17:04 +0000

Oh, in that context, I could see 7 items as perhaps an underestimate…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:40:41 +0000

I am sure that there would be plenty of men out there (and quite a few ladeez too) who would gladly suck any 7 items, if by that we mean items that happen to be parts of Seven of Nine. I’m entirely prepared to believe that such items would appeal to those people as having a juicy taste.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:08:59 +0000

JohnB may know the medical term; or he could make one up.

This is from the WTF site:
http://pictureisunrelated.com/2009/09/08/quantity-over-quality/
This person is actually walking around like this.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:32:22 +0000

But then you won’t get to eat an assured taste!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:20:30 +0000

Hilarious!!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:17:56 +0000

Yep, I think it's been disabled. I checked before I posted it to make sure it only went to that .jpeg. I wouldn't post a link to the home page of that site. There are some hilarious 'shopped pics, but some of the of the other stuff there is really sick. I can tell just from the samples, I haven't investigated those links. I have to wonder if there is a medical term for someone who likes drawing pen!ses on pictures of women. 7 seems a bit excessive, but it's still a minor work of art.

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:14:36 +0000

HOLY %#^&! ON A %%@%^@^ SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!