Please eat an assure taste
Suck 7 Item
A juicy taste
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Please centre it – your 7 is not so straight as you imagine.
I don’t think anyone could suck 7 at a time unless they were all straight.
Or there was seven people.
and if she cant she gets turned into to dust
Suck my 7″ item.
Being born with 7 item sounds like a side effect of Hiroshima or Nagasaki.
OK, the picture on this link is photoshopped, but this woman has 7 “items” and I think it’s funny. WARNING: It’s from a bizarre p0rn site.
Anybody still interested, click here
Droll, I do believe it’s disabled… nuttin. Or my computer may have been rendered child-proof by the guy at the shop who took one look at me and decided it was all for teh best.
I am SO not going near that link while I’m at werk.
Yep, I think it’s been disabled. I checked before I posted it to make sure it only went to that .jpeg. I wouldn’t post a link to the home page of that site. There are some hilarious ‘shopped pics, but some of the of the other stuff there is really sick. I can tell just from the samples, I haven’t investigated those links.
I have to wonder if there is a medical term for someone who likes drawing pen!ses on pictures of women. 7 seems a bit excessive, but it’s still a minor work of art.
JohnB may know the medical term; or he could make one up.
This is from the WTF site:
http://pictureisunrelated.com/2009/09/08/quantity-over-quality/
This person is actually walking around like this.
That link works.
I thought 7 was a lot, but this is just taking the piss!
It took it’s time moderating, but it went through. Maybe they only allow “family members.”
Seeing that person taking a piss could be a truly startling experience. Especially if you weren’t standing outside the minimum safe radius.
Pay no attention to the warming, yellow, water!
I’d call it acute multiple peniform neoplastosis, although I suspect that the actual condition is exhibitionism in a weird rubber suit.
I agree with the latter one. What was he thinking? That women would attach to his penises like magnets?
I like my orgys the old fashion way.
My ex once wrapped himself in bubble-pack as “Mr. Bubble,” and he did indeed have wimmen running up to pop and squeeze and run away squealing. It was his finest hour.
It was only when all the bubble wrap bubbles had been popped, but some woman insisted on grabbing at his groin and making those last two “pop pop” sounds, that the screaming started and the ambulance was summoned.
Well, that brought tears to my eyes!
It brought even more tears to HIS eyes.
Would that I had been that woman…
I assure you I decline.
make 7 suck yours
for those who don’t know what I am referring too…
Hilarious!!
HOLY %#^&! ON A %%@%^@^ SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But then you won’t get to eat an assured taste!
But you still get a juicy taste.
Juicyfruit gum is a lot less hazardous to your health.
And more chewable. But you still have to spit it out once you’re done.
Not unless Juicyfruit has some ingredients not listed on the package! And after thinking about that, I may never chew gum again…
It depends where you got it. You know the Chinese like to put strange and toxic things in everything they sell us.
No, it’s not that they like to, it’s just a matter of profit. It’s really kind of amazing, how quickly the Chinese went from being backwards socialists to being Ferengi, only shrewder and more ruthless.
Never trust a Chinese Ferengi!
I am sure that there would be plenty of men out there (and quite a few ladeez too) who would gladly suck any 7 items, if by that we mean items that happen to be parts of Seven of Nine. I’m entirely prepared to believe that such items would appeal to those people as having a juicy taste.
Oh, in that context, I could see 7 items as perhaps an underestimate…
37 perhaps. Or 47. Definitely at least DD.
7 items of Seven of Nine seems about right; 2 ears, 2 neck pulses, 2 breasticles and 1 rather lower! :[
Some of us who worship at the shrine of femininity never run out of parts to attend to, let alone count.
I see where you’re coming from, but I stick to known erogenous zones until asked to go elsewhere as well.
NB, spanking should stimulate erogenous zones if done right.
Can we go back to talking about peanuts and celery?
Almost any zone can be erogenous if you utilize the right kind of stimulation at the right time.
What about the Cal Zone?
Ask Dr. Handle. She’s been known to have some pretty strong sensual responses to certain Italian foods…
Mange Lasagna!
In Spanish, certain Italian foods do sound sensual.
Calzone- the way you pronounce it means underwear.
Penne- Means penis.
“So, anybody want penis pasta?”
That’s what it sounds like when you hear it in Spanish.
How often do you speak Italian in Spanish?
Pretty much any time you go to an italian restaurant in a spanish-speaking country.
I see, but how often do you speak Spanish in italics?
You wouldn’t be hearing it in Italian, only the name of the pasta is in Italian.
“Does anybody want penne pasta?”
Would be “¿Alguien quiere pasta pene?”
Which sounds like you are asking if anybody wants penis pasta. I guess this is how Engrish translation happens.
That would probably be Spangrish, unless it was then translated back into English…
I may never eat penne pasta again…
Ohh, you will.
And you will like it.
Where’s PoodleGroomer with his giant bocconcini? Ooooohhhhh, put on yer tinfoil hat and brace yerself, PG, here I come!
Sorry, I was boiling linguine, peeling shrimp, and trying to stir and heat my Alfredo sauce without burning it.
Would you like some Mike with your Alfredo?
I hear the alluring songs of mermaids or toilet sharks drawing me to my kitchen sink.
♫Come to the song of the cat!♫
“In a row…Try not to suck any on the way to the parking lot”….
“Suck 7 items.”
That has to be tentacle pr0n.
So where is the 8th item? …. oh, wait….
that’s more then i can handle