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We’re all so optimistic right now.
MAN COMES OFF :S
Man comes off, but often leaves a residue.
that will call you mom for the rest of your life.
Until late in your life, when it will not call you at all.
Except to ask for money.
unless it lives in your basement,in wich case it will ask for allowance.
and Hot pockets
And once it has kids of its own, it will ask you to babysitt for a while.
Or all the time.
Detachable men. What will they think of next.
Well, King Missile did sing about the detachable penis.
Men always need to be emotionally detached. Emotions are kept on standby as a survival and coping mechanism.
The prices seem quite reasonable for a man that comes off.
Yes, but if I’ve learned something is that once they come off it doesn’t take long before they want to come on again.
Man comes off- is that a euphemism for nocturnal emissions?
Or it could be the slogan of a slick divorce lawyer who specializes in representing women.
Ahh I love Velcro!
LIVE GAILY AFTER ALL
After all
MAN COMES OFF
Apparently, a girl who repeats herself gets men off.
what are they hung?or are they from the used and dead store?
no the manshop
than I guess they should be prepared to be assaulted!
No, they don’t. I’ve scrubbed and scrubbed and used all sorts of detergents and solvents, but I can’t get rid of the smell. Once you’re stained with man, you’re stained forever. I feel… soiled. “All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand…”
Be glad you aren’t a dog! It wouldn’t just be the smell you couldn’t get rid of.
Yes, well, since puppeh came to live with us, the carpet in my study will certainly never be the same again. Neither will the wall; is the animal not getting enough plasterboard in its diet, I wonder?
The only puppy we ever had, and it was a sleep-over guest while it’s owners (I use that term lightly) were away, evinced a fondness for Holly-flavored sandal. Perhaps ‘fondness’ isn’t the right word. ‘Mania’ is more like it. And this wasn’t made of leather.
I have lost many a shoe and slipper to a puppy, so that kind of behavior is par for the course. Our current puppy also loves snatching items, especially socks and underwear, out of the dirty laundry baskets. Dogs love smells, any kind of smells, even (or perhaps especially) those we humans find foul.
Unlike us cats. We only destroy your ugly drapes as a service. We expect a prompt payment paid in full. We accept all major cheeseburgers.
I wonder what the moderators don’t like about my cat jokes…
No idea, but they also objected to an Ordinal Post Rule posting about a biotech firm.
I see. I have two different versions up there now awaiting moderation, and a third that had disappeared since yesterday.
LOL.
Perfect apparel for a serial killer in this age of DNA testing..
People.. Don’t you realize how much their selling those crappy shirts for? The one on the left says $43.39 and the one on the right says $54.51!!
I’ll just stick to my $10 shirts…
But the man comes off, how much is that worth? Have you priced a divorce lately?
it makes sense
ever been to a dry cleaner after the honeymoon, you’ll hope man comes off
The man comes off??? You should be more careful in the future. it brings the babies
After all man comes off, what is left?
A very very happy woman.
Not if he comes off before she does…
He’d better not.
There are manual techniques he can use which may rescue the situation in that event.
After all man comes off?
But after he comes off, he will fall asleep and will not want to use the manual techniques that could rescue the situation.
All that says is that you’re not used to sleeping with gentlemen.
Agreed. Nothing turns me on more than giving pleasure to the woman I love. Of course, I try to make sure that she has peaked three or four times before we even get to mine.
Ok, I don’t even know why I am sharing this private information.
When I am with my husband, I have to have my happy ending first and then we get to his.
All I am saying is that after men have their happy ending they get sleepy. So I always prefer to have mine first.
Ok, end of discussion. Carry on. Move to a different thread.
Only the man taking woman may enter by this floor!
But then how does he come off?
With soap and water.
Then he’s obviously not a man with much staying power.
I guess not, after all.
Doggie knots are SEXEH.
Yeah, yeah, man comes off, unless he’s in BBQ sauce, in which case all bets are off because nothing, but nothing will get rid of that.
I prefer to season my Dave or Steve with rosemary, lemon and garlic.
How do you season Mike?
Generally, with insufficient salt (Robert Heinlein’s Stranger in a Strange Land, last scene).
I’ve never seen that one…
It’s a book, never filmed that I know of.
Oh, well I’ve never read it, either… You had said “last scene,” so I just thought…
You really should grok it some time.
I would, but you should explain how one would “grok.” I’m not familiar with that verb.
First, I’ll have to count all the pores on your nose to be sure it’s really you. You felines all look alike to me.
Hey! That’s specist!
I guess you’ll just have to eat me.
Are you a mouse?
No, I’m just teasing you with references to the book that anybody who read it would probably follow but I knew, of course, you couldn’t. To “grok,” a term coined by Heinlein, is to take in fully, integrate the essence of sdmething. It’s a deeper, more intense and complete form of “understand.” But it is a fine, fine novel that should not be missed, IMHO.
I see. Maybe I’ll remember to check it out when I have time, and maybe I won’t. You should pick that extra growth off of your o. It looks like a d.
That’s another reason for reading it; so you can understand exactly what I mean by a statement like “I grok Angelina”.
Incidentally, “scene” has the same meaning in a book as in an acted production.
That just sounds dirty now…
It can be, depending on context.
Dirty context? Clean it up! With Orbitz gum!
Do read the book, you may like it quite a lot. It’s one of the “big” sci-fi novels of all time, and had a huge influence on some of us.