The man who is not taking the woman cannot enter by this floor
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but he can take a sheep and is welcome on the next floor.
And the sheep comes with it’s own convenient rope. How thoughtful.
Yeah, how often do you see ads on Craigslist for sheep who are into bondage, and are even willing to provide the equipment?
How many women do I have to have taken to get on this floor?
Only one. The floor you can enter by if you are taking more than one woman is above this floor.
Not if my wife catches me. Then I’d probably end up buried in the cellar.
The floor for husband-catching is three floors above.
I can’t help but think that this would get us both arrested before or when we entered!
Not so subtle homophobia?
And since this uses the present participle implying you have to be doing it here and now, the entry requirements for this floor is a beeee-yotch. This would mess up muh fro, ‘specially since she’d probably slap it.
Don’t you hate it when you get presents that just turn out to be participles? And dangling ones at that!
If your participle is tangling too overtly, you will definitely not pass for a woman.
Well, I can’t say I know much about how y’all do it Down Under, but ’round here if I’m dangling, I’m sure not tangling.
Dangling, dangling, I meant to type dangling. It had been a very long day, and I was coping with a dog with the dire rear and a drunk husband (it was the football grand final yesterday), both of whom were giving me the sh!ts in their own special ways.
Well, I don’t know why I’d want to pass for a woman. If she’s the quarterback, let her pass for herself.
We don’t have quarterbacks Down Here, and our footballers run around practically nekkid compared to gridiron players. Some ladeez count that as a plus.
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess this might be a women’s hospital floor or dorm, so men who aren’t accompanied by women aren’t welcome (e.g., it’s okay if you’re somebody’s husband or father, but they don’t want random guys wandering in). Still pretty odd, though.
But the way it says “cannot enter BY this floor” seems to imply that there’s another entrance for random guys.
They have to come in through the basement and take the elevator.
And then press a random number on the elevator panel. They’d better be carrying a random number table.
They are just sitting on a random number chair.
Then they could sit at a periodic table. I guess that could be called a “period piece” of furniture.
A periodic table and a random number chair… Sounds like some very indeterminate furniture…
It is a privilege to enter by the floor, bestowed only upon those who take the woman. The rest of you have to enter through the door.
So, it’s a trap then..
It always is.
looks like a baaaaaaaaaaaaad trap to me : P
Like a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
The sheep has a rope. No clothing. And I’d like to see any wolf impersonate a sheep with just a rope as a prop.
Yeah, usually wolves have such limited performance repertoires, they just end up doing the mime in a box thing. And if you’ve seen one wolf in a box, you’ve seen them all!
There was Schrodinger’s Wolf, but I couldn’t see it for certain.
It may or may not have a sheep in it.
So whether or not it is a sheep or just a wolf in sheep’s clothing is indeterminate. But haven’t we already observed it, so that the wave function collapsed and it entered a definitive state?
Ah, but we haven’t unmasked it yet! It could be a disguise! Or, it could not be…
Aha. We must meditate upon its true nature to find out what it really is. *meditates* I see… it has… a sheepish grin! But I don’t know if that helps…
It is actually a bear. Who knew?
But definitely not a bare bear.
It is Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Dude, I’d be so confused if I was there. I wouldn’t know whether or not I could go in there. I’ll count to three and run in…
1…
2…
3! Go!
Not so fast Mister! Why you not brought woman? We only buying women today! Go away and come back with woman!
Would you like some Whore-dust?
Did all the men remember their woman pills?
I ran out yesterday, but it’s okay. I took a large dose of Little Debbie.
That’s okay. There are refills inside.
Inside of what?
I hope that’snot where thy’re selling Little Debbies these days! Mmm – peanut butter chocolate bars!!
Can I get in if my woman happens to BE a pill?
As long as you are taking her, sure!
Can be hard to swallow.
Then spit! I don’t care one way or the other.
Whatever you bought there, don’t bring it in here!
But it is the finest quality Mike!
Back in the olden days, when my dad was in the Navy, a man couldn’t go into the officers’ club without a woman – the thought was that men wouldn’t misbehave quite so much if they had women around (ha ha).
This may be a bar or club that has similar restrictions (unfortunately the Japanese sign isn’t visible in the photo, so I can’t tell ;_;).
That or it could be a floor of photo sticker machines machines.
In fact it probabaly is that, I have seen similar signs in arcades.
Due to thefts and incidents of upskirt photography of young women, single males are now no longer allowed into the areas where they have photo sticker machines.
That said this is still pretty funny.
Hebime is almost 99% certainly most correct…I live in Japan and have seen similar signs in the corner of game centers reserved for purikura (photo sticker machines). They don’t want guys hanging out there harassing the girls, so you can only enter if you’re with a girl at the time. The sheep fits with the game center motif.
What strikes me about your post, Jay, is that last sentence” “The sheep fits with the game center motif.” What is it about sheep with ropes that make you think of game centers? If I saw a sheep with a rope, game centers wouldn’t be the first thing that popped into my mind. “Oh, the poor sheep. That vile shepherd forgot to take the rope off.” is an example of what I might think. Or perhaps, “How odd – a sheep with a rope.” But never, ever, “Look at the sheep with the rope -must be a game center here.”
I’m guessing you don’t live in Japan…cutesy cartoon characters are everywhere. I would expect a game center sign, especially a sign denoting a female only area, to have some sort of cutesy character on the sign. If you’ve not spent significant time in Japan it may seem weird to you. If you have, it simply fits in with your experience and just fits. There’s nothing inherent about it being a sheep that says “game center” per se–simply that a cartoon character like that is consistent with what you see in game centers.
It’s not so straight as you imagine.
Quit talking about my lovely (?).
don’t be so bashful : P
Sorry, sometimes my bash just runneth over.
Use the C Shell, then!
These puns are dreadfully Korny.
There is a kernal of truth to your statement.
And by kernal I meant kernel.
Darn! And I just went and called the Colonel of Truth. Noo wonder he denied any knowledge of that statement.
Colonel Truth doesn’t know? I told him twice already! He must be getting forgetful in his old age.
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy is trying so hard to ignore it…
Just summon the unix daemons and let them resolve it.
The User Daemons will battle them to the death!
I try to stay away from the daemons that are just users.
Your loss.
Whenever you see something disappear, out of place, blink, go translucent, or move out of time, be careful. Mainframe has sent an administrator enabled daemon to take over a user’s programs and daemons.
Anyone who wants to take over my daemons, they can be my guest! And good luck!!!
You should always guard your daemons!
Men. They can never do anything without us women.
Women. They never think we do anything. I could conquer the world, and when I came home my wife would say, what, only one planet?
Thank you JohnB for providing us with an example of how men limit themselves.
Well, you stated that men are, by themselves, helpless. I stated that women never notice all that men do. If this shows anything, I think it proves my point. I do not, and have not, ever chosen to limit myself because what I do goes unnoticed or unappreciated.
As anyone who reads my posts on this site will attest, I’m sure!
We all agree with you. However if you do not bring the woman, you cannot enter by this floor.
Sorry.
I thought I had to take the woman, not bring her! Besides, what if I bring a woman who’s already taken?
bonus points?
very good!
I don’t think JohnB’s wife would be happy if she saw him with another woman who’s already taken. I don’t think that she’ll accept the excuse of:
“But I was going for some bonus points”
Not that I’ve ever used any myself, but I have actually heard sorrier excuses…
When I saw the pink sheep (or ewe, I guess) with a jump rope I thought it was probably the women-only floor to a gym, or maybe where locker rooms were.
It has horns, so I’m thinking it’s a ram. Which makes it more confusing in terms of…um…gender issues.
That’s a pretty exclusive gym, if they only admit pink sheep with gender issues.
Wonder how they get paid.
In pink wool, no doubt.
Singing…
“Only ewe… can make me feel this way…”
THE woman. Just the special one. The one and only. Maybe it’s romantic?!!
Ahh, you young romantics, still believing there is THE woman!
Not too romantic, or you may end up with a ladyboy. Or a ladysheep.
Or like poor Gene Wilder, swigging Woolite on the sidewalk…
you mean ladyboy sheep…
A ladyram?
Or a radylam…
I’m thinking of the word radiator. appearently we can put them on the ceiling!
At least they are polite by saying sorry =)
Yeah, if you’re going to be turned down by a sheep, it’s nice to be let down easily.
Actually, by the tense, one would have to be “in the act” as one enters…. Sounds like an entrance for exhibitionist couples….
It would have to be for very well-coordinated exhibitionist couples. After all, can you walk and f*ck at the same time??
Yes. Don’t ask. But, yes.
If you do not have a wimmen, you must rappel in from the ceiling.
So, what then, do you have to bring a woman to the entrance and “take” her right there so they can see you mean business? Where is this place? I think I like it.
I reckoned it was something like a maternity hospital. I figured that the “taking the woman” floor would be for a man bringing in a patient, whereas people who had somewhat less urgent errands could darned well go around the back.
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Are we a blog, ladies and gentlemen? I know we’re funny (sometimes lol funny) but are we a blog?
We are the Borg. Do try to spell us correctly, please.
Whether or not you can enter by this floor is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
what´s with the sheep?
Where’s the floor for virgins?
There is none.
Failure to nest. I call a fowl.
that’s probably the top floor of an arcade in Japan which they make “girls-only” (unless a guy is being escorted by a girl). They do that to give girls a safe-haven to play video games without having to worry about being grabbed by creeps
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