Border Road Organisation
Darling I like you
But not so fast
Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions
Anti-speeding sign in Leh, Kashmir, India.
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But you’re so black and long. That’s just how I like my roads.
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It’s a funny sign, but Engrish?
But its so BLACK and LONG Jimbo, can’t you see it? Its staring you right in the face!
LOL! Another caption WIN.
Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor are writing road signs now?
YES, EVA IS!! BUT WHAT’S EVEN MORE REMARKABLE, SHE’S DEAD!! YOU’VE PLANNED FOR YOUR FUNERAL, AND GOTTEN YOUR LIFE INSURANCE, SURE. BUT HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR YOUR AFTER-DEATH CAREER? BILLY MAYS HERE FOR DEATHLIFE. YES, I’M STILL DOING THE SAME THING AFTER DEATH THAT I WAS ALIVE. BUT THEN, I’M A LEGEND! YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, NEED SOME ASSISTANCE IN FINDING A CAREER PATH IN DEATH, SINCE LET’S FACE IT, FLIPPING BURGERS IS NOT AN OPTION ON THE OTHER SIDE. THAT’S WHY EVA ENROLLED IN OUR ROAD SIGN COURSE! AND NOW SHE’S POSTING ROAD SIGNS ALL OVER THE WORLD!! OF COURSE, HER RESULTS ARE NOT TYPICAL, AND YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY…
All you had to say was, “yes, dahlings.”
By the way, wasn’t Zsa Zsa the one busted for slapping a cop? This could be part of her community service punishment…
Indeed she was, but it was years ago. She’s also still around and could possibly be writing road signs, but I doubt it.
BAM!! You’re dead!
Not Engrish and not even the funniest ‘Border Roads’ sign, I saw one that went:
“Women! Don’t gossip! Let him drive!”
I’d much rather have them gossipping than back seat driving!
Let’s take it nice and Srow and enjoy the fooding
I only enjoy fooding, when the food is either Steve or Dave.
Would you like a nice cold glass of Mike?
No, but can I get it with whore-dust?
If you insist… John, we’re going to need you to grind up another whore!
Whores get so tired of the same old grind!
Then try a new grind, but no up and downing.
It’s just round and round with you, isn’t it?
And side to side.
She pulled out, she’d rather Scott eat Dave.
Now I’m impressed, they all can play!
Would you like some Painapple* with that?
*just to tell you it’s very painful afterwards just ask JohnB
Just eat your curry egg horse shoe crap with pineapple.
Youre not my mother !!! or are you?that would be creepy!
Check your mother’s hair-brush for cat fur.
Do I look like your mother?
I don’t know about Droll’s mum, but mine can be rather catty.
Maybe we’re related, then.
Why does that sign look like someone made it in arts and crafts?
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I was wondering about that. It looks like whoever did it wasn’t wholly familiar with the Roman alphabet.
But perhaps quite familiar with the roamin’ gnome…
If the sign is from Leh, as claimed, then there I think I can think of a rather simple reason why. At those heights, there simply isn’t a large supply of people who are professional signboard painters. Leh is home of some of the highest roads in the world, right in the heart if the Himalayas.
“home *to*” and not “home *of*”. Sorry.
No need to apologise; either “to” or “of” is acceptable UK English in this context.
ME fast? YOU’RE the one that’s calling me “darling” and we just met!
No up and downing!
Can I side to side?
or diagonal style ?
How about ana-kata style in the fourth dimension?
My edition of the Kama Sutra must be outdated. Or abridged.
If you have a bridge, you’ll soon get over it.
We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.
Before or after we cross it?
Both!
Diagonal style is reserved for Bishops.
… and Queens. Which are you?
With a name like KinkyTom, I’d suspect a Queen…
I wouldn’t discount the possibility of a Bishop, however.
The Bishop!
I’m seldom called that, although similar accusations about my maternal parentage surface from time to time.
They put a textured latex rubber topcoat on it so it is hard, ready, and has improved traction.
Those raised dots down the middle are NOT just for your pleasure.
I’m kind of surprised that “rumble strip” never became a euphemism for anything.
You’ll just have to think of something! Maybe make a new vibrator?
If that was used in a “rumble strip,” I’d watch!
It is not a spectator sport…
Thirty million voyeurs would disagree.
… Whatever floats your boat…
Steamboat cum, possibly.
That’d do it…
Honey, you’re not a jackrabbit and I don’t want to wake up sore in the morning.
Wouldn’t that be a jack-hammer?
Whatever, just slow down!
Maybe a Mike Hammer?
Liquid Mike Hammer?
What? I was only going 88 MPH
♫Gotta get back in time!♫
This is the first time a sign has ever expressed feelings for me. It likes me! It really, really likes me!
Yes, but it says that to everyone. So I wouldn’t get so excited.
It looks like it’s been painted over a whole mess of times, actually, and considering that this looks like some spot in a desert, it’s not impossible to think that gnomes repaint the sign for each individual car.
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Okay, it’s impossible. But fun-impossible.
I like your explanation, Kevin! I really, really like it.
So there, laconejita!!
I am sorry Holly if I shot down your enthusiasm. I just didn’t want you to get hurt once you saw the sign saying that to someon else. I was trying to protect you. This relationship is not meant to be.
Sob…sob…
Is THAT what that little roaming gnome does for a living??? Hmmm I did not know that….
I agree. This doesnt fall into the Engrish category. More of a “Funny Signs” category. Funny though….
If they were getting their kicks on route 66, I dread to think what they were doing on route 69.
Yielding and merging. So to speak.
Win for clever!
“Its so black and long” Thats what she said
That’s the joke, Matt.
Matt : he may not be Master of the Obvious but at least he’s mastered the obvious.
Well, slap mah fro!