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I never knew cows had fingers, or knew how to use them.
Chicken fingers are served in U.S. restaurants, so maybe they’ve found a rare breed of lady beef to substitute for the chickens. What a dreadful waste of the rest of the beef, though. And why only lady beef? Why not man beef or “fixed” beef?
Man beef? Dude… That does not sound the least bit appetizing…
Certainly not something that the man might be too keen for the lady to sink her teeth into.
It’s the cows with an opposable thumb that are of concern.
The cows are nothing. Here’s the real problem:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315
Who cares, because you saved $1.00!!!
OMG Yes! I’ll take several kilos on general principles.
ZOMG! thats a butload of principals!
Maybe it’s like Buffalo Wings? Or Dave is pretending to be a cow Oo
I see nothing wrong with this sign. I totally agree that Beef Lady Finger Meat is “special”.
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Taking aim at lousy advertising
Well now that I’ve seen Dave’s balls, I am not going to get squeemish about beef lady finger meat.
another thing to order at the Poo de Poo!
Hey, can I have a peek? Or a Poke? LOL
How about a pig in a poke?
Well, if that’s all I can get, I’ll take it!
Did someone say Brahmin? I definitely heard someone say Brahmin
No, silly! It was RAmen. I was expressing thanks to His Noodly Goodness for the bountiful feast of Beef Lady Finger Meat I was about to eat.
RAMEN….THANK YOU OH F.S.M FOR YOUR PIRATES AND THIS WONDERFUL UM,beef lady finger meat……
uhm, you dont get it… fallout insider^^
Can you read my name?waht do you think i was saying?
can you see the comment box? hope so, i mean Anna Rexia. K?
actually, it’s the mummified digits of the woman from the old “Wendy’s” commercials…
“Where’s the Beef???”
I AM SEEING A DIFFERENT FORMAT OF THE PAGE. IS IT JUST ME?
*rubs eyes*
I CAN STILL SEE IT. MAYBE THE SITE IS ALSO A MUTANT AND IT’S TRANSFORMING.
It’s not just you…this format changed and I DO NOT LIKE IT!!
Only format change I can see is possibly a bit more width for comment space.
That’s all I can see, too. Can we hope that more comments will nest in the longer threads?
That hope was short lived. It’s certainly not happening a few posts back.
The change I saw this morning was in the main LOL page. I usually enter from Lolcats which had several easy-to-access tabs for other areas like Engrish Funny. This morning the tabs were gone and extra-ting little words were on the left side of the page. That’s what I didn’t like. I’ve bookmarked Engrish as my entry point now.
I think it was either a temporary glitch or your browser; I come in the same way and had tabs.
Congtratulations, Paws, on the birth of your tabs. And I’d sure like you to tell me, Holly, how I can get some extra “ting.”
Extra-ting can be purchased at at Walmart in the “Ting, Tang, Tung” section. Was supposed to be extra-tiny, which I’m pretty sure you don’t want.
Oh and BTW, “congtratulations”? hee hee
NOBODY expects the Extra-tiny! Our main weapon is eye-strain and annoyance.
Our 2 main weapons….
Oh, just put me in the comfy chair already and get it over with!
Holly has extra ting? Can you lend me some? Thanks!
Here ya go! Just don’t blame me when it takes effect.
I’m already starting to tingle!
*Ting*
I think it is working!
*Ting*
I AM STILL SEEING THE UGLY FORMAT. LIKE HOLLY SAID, THE TABS ARE GONE. WE HAVE THE PICTURE AND UNDER IT WE HAVE THE ADVERTISEMENTS THAT ARE USUALLY ON THE RIGHT SIDE. THE COMMENTS THAT EVERYONE IS LEAVING SHOW UP REALLY TINY, ACTUALLY ALL TEXT SEEMS TINY. WHERE YOU LOOK FOR “YOUR YACKS CURRENTLY” THAT’S FOUND WAY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE WITH TINY LETTERS.
DOES THIS MEAN THAT SOME OF US ARE SEEING IT DIFFERENT THAN OTHERS?
You might have accidentally scrolled down with your scroll wheel while holding Control. What browser are you using?
Scroll wheel, hah!! I haven’t had a functional scroll wheel in so long I had forgotten they exist…
Sounds like someone needs a new mouse! I could catch a Pikachu for you…
I use Firefox with No Script and Ad Block Plus, and I do not see any advertisements, though I never have seen any before now, either, and nothing at all looks different than normal.
I use Firefox and Internet explorer. I can see this ugly format from my laptop and from my work computer. It’s weird because I didn’t see it before. Yesterday, I was at work and it looked normal, when I got home the format was different. Today at work, the format was as weird as yesterday at home. I just think it’s weird how only some people can see it and others don’t.
I am happy to announce that my problem is over. I went to tools and internet options and reseted to the default options. This worked and now I can see the page like I used to see it before.
Thank you, laconejita! (Runs off to re-set options.)
Did it work?
Yes, it sure did!
Okay, now this is weird, I haven’t done anything to the Blackmailing Box of Binary Bits, but this morning at werk, as I fill in another less-than-utterly-riveting nanosecond, the format has gone back to the same as the other ICHC tabs… THIS MACHINE IS MESSING WITH MY HEAD!
Wear your tin foil hat!
Yes, put on your tinfoil hat. The aliens could have taken over your computer and are messing with your head through it.
If that fails, put the hat on your computer.
If that also fails, get a new computer, move to a different state, and change your name. Leave everything behind and start a new life.
Or just give in and get used to the probing…
I have made a tinfoil hat for the monitor. And a cute little shiny cover for the mouse, just in case. It seems to be working.
Curses! Foiled again!
That’s what you get for messing with Earth!
I thought Lady Fingers were made of cake?
You must always remember that the cake is a lie! Now we know why!
BUT CAKE IS NEVER A LIE!!!!except in this case…
yes… and when dipped in cappuccino or rum (and some other things) it makes tiramisu . . . NOM NOM NOM NOM
*sigh* I don’t like the taste of coffee at all, in anything, but when I see tiramisu, I always have this sad sneaking suspicion that I am missing out on something wonderful.
Don’t be afraid to try it. I don’t like coffee either, but I find that sometimes, in cakey desserts, it’s not too noticeable.
Not a coffee fan, but— I have had some mighty fine cappuccino brownies. The bitterness and aroma of the coffee flavor brings out the chocolate. It’s a stealth ingredient.
*nods* I don’t like coffee either, but tiramisu is one of those weird combination’s that work. A really good authentic Italian restaurant should have a piece or too.
Is this a band?
Dave doesn’t go next to the Steve! Dave goes next to the Carl.
Yeah, but where does Jeffrey Dahmer fit in?
I think we both know the answer to that.
There goes Jeffrey Dahmer, with a festive Christmas ham,
After he has sex with it, he’ll eat up all he can…
I need to know two things here: who is this beef lady, and what meat will she finger?
One more thing: does she work with the Stud Master?
Perhaps FOR the Stud Master. No one works WITH him…
she works with the lady who does the cook
I guess that’s were the restaurant got its meat : P
What lady does the cook? Is this a new perk restaurants are offering their chefs?
No, No.. the meat fingers YOU….
Maybe in Soviet Russia…
Oh, no. Why would you do away with a cow that can milk itself? Should have sold it to the traveling show instead. Someone gave the owner some baaad advice, they’d have made a fortune.
Whoa, I see characters for both beef and pork…must be some kind of mutant Pig-Cow.
Oh boy! I can haz porkfinger?
NO! You must haz cheezburger!
I can think of some beef characters (e.g., Elsie the Cow) and some pork characters (e.g., Porky Pig), but I really can’t think of any characters that were both beef and pork…
The closest I can come would be Catdog.
Over the last ten years my husband has transitioned from beef to pork, does that count?
Not sure I want to know what that means…
He started off beefy, and is now porky instead. I don’t think he weighs much more, it’s just all slumped from his upper body down to his gut.
Sounds like a PE teacher I had in high school. The usual joke was: “He used to be a wrestler until his chest slipped”.
The beef lady has spoken! We shall all have finger meat!
No, I think the Beef Lady would like to finger the meat. Just my opinion.
Maybe she wants us all to finger meat!
Finger meat? Or finger meet?
Well, we can try one first, and then the other.
The Winn-Dixie supermarket chain (I think they emerged from bankruptcy by now, after closing a lot of stores) used to advertise themselves as “The Beef People.” This conjured up images…
Even worse, the place where I bought power tools, etc, was called Futura Machinery, until new management decided on a name change. They’re now called Total Tools !!. It must be embarrassing for the staff!
How do you refer to the staff? Total Toolees? Do they wear name tags that say “I’m a Total Tool?”
They don’t wear name tags. I’ve been there only twice since the name change, and everyone seemed to be VERY busy. I think they’re still in denial!
Perhaps they really ARE total tools!
Sounds like they might be. No denying the truth, I guess…
Beef, lady, finger and meat are all $2.99/lb. Which is better value? Discuss. Or not…
Huh. I never knew that they had Wendy’s in China. Now I know
Wendy’s was not providing the fingers. The customers were bringing their own.
x-cows!
Lady finger is a vegetable get it right.
Not necessarily. From Wikipedia:-
Ladyfingers (called Savoiardi in Italian, meaning “from Savoy”), or in French ‘Biscuits à la cuillère,’ are a principal ingredient in many French dessert recipes. These cookies are light, crispy and sweet sponge cakes roughly shaped like a large finger. They should not be confused with the Lady’s Finger, another name for the vegetable okra.
Ladyfingers are also a type of banana. How did ladies’ fingers ever become associated with food? Careless cooking?
Beef bananas?
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It’s ladyfingers as in the vegetable..
Not a fail at all :/