Enjoy Fooding
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A poster for a new mall in Hiroshima, Japan.
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Steve! Dave! Mike! They’re playing our song!
Quiet! I’m trying to enjoy fooding!
Maybe it’s a typo…
I see boats…
They’re feeding Steve and Dave to the sharks…
I wouldn’t enjoy watching that. I want to braise Dave!
You say that like it’s a bad thing. Is there ice-cream for afters?
Tell’m Steve-Dave
It looks like 2 military aircraft are about to drop corndog cluster belly bombs.
I love the smell of fooding in the morning! Smells like victory!
I’m not going! I’m not going! I’m not going!
Make sure there’s plenty of iced belly wash available to take care of the carnage that is sure to result. God help me, I love it so!!!
The hotdog injector is jammed. It is only firing Funnel Cakes.
Hit ‘em with anything you got!
no two fooding items are not on fire…
I ran out of fooding. anyone have extra?
It is not a good idea to share. You never know what someone might pass on to you. You could be eating a person(Dave, Steve, Mike) or a Salmon with herpes.
And who knows what the results of an overdose of whore dust might be?
I suspect that “Stop! STD” poster was prepared with this possibility in mind…
So whenever you think of sharing your food. Stop! Just stop!
As long as you don’t overdose on whore dust, you should be fine.
Anyone want some wierd sauce?
As long as it wasn’t made with whore dust or herpes.
Maybe it is Weird Steve sauce?
I love the smell of Food Courts in the morning: Smells like breakfast!
You mean breakfart.
Sorry, paws, I copped your line. Didn’t mean to!
No problems; we were both working off PoodleGroomer’s line after all.
Heh, my college friends and I used to say, “Let’s go fooding,” whenever we were hungry.
Maybe I’m just weakened by disease but this is just way too sinister! I wouldn’t want to visit that mall, if there really is a mall. It looks like the pseudo 1930′s ads for 8 foot wide autos and travels on dirigibles that Mad Magazine ran 20 years ago. I think it’s an evil lure for fat folks like me to come and be “removed” from society.
Oh noes! It’s the Soylent Green factory, and “fooding” is code for what they do there!
Think of it as “harvesting,” if that helps.
It does have the look of a totalitarian propaganda item, except for the glaring Engrish. Funny how they were so careful and elaborate with the artwork and so careless with the translation of a very simple phrase.
it looks like something has esploded!
Looks like it will be crowded. bet ya there will only be one cashier open!
Bring home the bacon to begin fooding!
Please do bring the home the bacon. But for today, no whale meat again.
Okay, I’ll go meet the whale tomorrow.
no porpoise! we should eat some porpoise!but just dont get any immoral ones..
You want to eat a moral porpoise? Whose moral standards are you using?
The sushi should be fresh since there is a dock by the seawall.
That may just be for export purposes.
Or expert porpoises.
AAAAARGH! Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy saw what you did there. *clonk*
I hear they export porpoises for expert purposes.
You can buy porpoise meat in Japan, but I don’t think that they export it.
But I’m an expert! I have ways of getting them to export porpoises for my purposes.
Afterward, look forward to ice creaming and caking.
OUr toilet shark will be delighted with THAT!
Mmmmmmmmm, Steve sushi, Dave no tataki, then… ICE-CREAM! Hell, just throw ‘em off the end of the pier, and I’ll take it from there.
would you like weird sauce on that?
Just don’t say you’re desserting! You might get shot!
No possible! Without pudding there is no life.
My “t” fell in the water. “Not possible”.
Yay! It’s tea-time! *chomp*. Um, you weren’t going to use that t, were you?
you mean T time don’t you?
milk and sugar?mmm..*nods*one lump or two
Is it a black or green tea?
It was MY t before the toilet shark got to it. But I don’t want it back…no, really, TS, you can have it.
Sad thing is, I am american and as I saw this, I was “fooding” down a can of pringles. I do too much fooding I think…
And you cannot fangoriously devour fooding items. Fooding items fangoriously devour you.
All too true.
Hmm, the first thing that popped in my mind was that maybe they really meant this?
http://www.invaderzim.tv/foodening.html
Elbows! Elbows! Twelve for a dollar! Who will buy them of me? Also, I have chocolate cod and raspberry badgers! Up up speak up!