Up 2 You
Restaurant & coffee breakfart
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UP2YOU Cafe, Phuket, Thailand.
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who pulled a wind?
phuket thailand, my kind of place
I remember! Pork pulled a wind.
In Hungary, if I remember correctly.
phuket thailand….. duh
Bacon and eggs and beans, mmmm! Or maybe some of those Jerusalem artichokes…
Spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam and spam?
dont 4get spam!
Grilled Spam is a fine dish. Why, I was actually served grilled Spam at a restaurant at which the average entree price was above $10. It wasn’t half bad actually. I haven’t had Spam prepared in any fashion in years. There were five dishes on the menu with Spam in them. It was all I could do to keep from breaking out in song and singing the Spam song myself. Spam spam spam spam spam spam…
Bacon and egges and beans, oh my! Sorry, John, I couldn’t help it. Brought up on The Wizard of Oz.
I think they’re doing this on purpose. Anyone who runs a business in Phuket
is going to be fluent in engrish; I think this must be a marketing ploy!
Get the tourists giggling, then feed them all kinds of weird sh!t and take their monies.
By the way… Breakfart… Is that like a… Buttstopper cork?
A c-c-c-combobreaker? xD
I love when my elephant has breakfarts
Wow… Just… Wow…
agreeing with you… wow…at least i still have my tin foil hat!
Looks like you’ll need a tin foil nose in there…
Win!
Another win! I’m winning so much today! I’d like to thank the blah blah blah…. Yeah, I already did that on another site to the left of here…
So, what do I win? Cheeseburgers?
You get to pick whatever is behind Curtain One or Curtain Two. Curtain Three is out of commission.
I pick Curtain Five.
Your winning streak has ended. The Stud Master is behind curtain five. We didn’t offer you # 5 as a choice because we were trying to help you.
Aw…
This is what comes of not following instructions.
Three shall be the number to which thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three… Five is right out.
what bout six? and three-hundred-and-forty-eight?
Dr H missed a bit of the quote. IIRC it’s:-
Three shall be the number to which thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Thuo shalt not countest to 2, unless thou then proceedest to 3: 4 is right out.
I’m sure Dr H was just riffing on the quote to make it fit the thread. Haven’t you noticed that some of us like to do that here?
[thinks "count to 10.
1, 2, 5"]
No, it is “5 is right out.” I just watched that movie again the other day. That is why I chose number 5. “Thou shalt not count to 4, and thou shalt not countest to two, unless thou then proceedest to three. Five is right out!”
*Pulls out pin.*
“One, two, five!”
“Three my lord, sir.”
“Ah, yes. Three!”
*Throws the grenade.*
*BOOM!*
Sounds like a typical morning with my dad??..geez…very sorry to hear that. Thats an engrish rigth there! LOL
You want breakfart?
It’s UP 2 YOU.
You can do eeeeet!
i hate you laconejita
You must have been working on that post for hours, since it contains four actual words and not just random characters. Once you get basic verbal expression down, perhaps you could work on basic social graces, and of course that obvious issue you have with hostility.
It can speak!
However it is still unable to tell me why it hates me. I am sure we have never met before and I am sure I have never posted an insult that would have caused it to have this feeling towards me.
I will just keep waiting for evolution to take its course. It will either make this troll extinct or make it evolve into a smarter troll with social abilities.
Now, now. Let’s all just calm down and settle this over some breakfart.
I hear they’re serving Steve today.
Naw, today’s special is curry egg horse shoe crap with pineapple AGAIN! That stuff always gives me wicked breakfarts.
i like *POTATOES*!!!! :T
POTATOES!
POTATOES!!
POTATOES!!!
!!!!!POTATOBOMB!!!!!
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BOOM!
(*EVERYBODY DIES*)
wordpress just said i was posting comments too quickly, and it told me to slow down! i think that they are all NUTS!
hahahhahahahhaahahhaahhaahahahhahhahhhh!!!!!!!!!1!
sorry, 2 much coffie & redbull & 4hourpower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s just jealous.
Laconejita, it just forgot to put the lotion on its skin, so now it’s all cranky…and dry and flaky…
Well,
Thank you all for your support. I am starting to learn how to live with a hating troll that follows me around.
As long as you have logic and a quick wit, no troll can hurt you. If it does, call the Vice Squid. It can give you a mustache so the Troll won’t recognize you.
what about the ‘Droll Troll’? will that thing still follow you?
That depends. I thought Droll was not a troll…
You’re right, Meowth.
ShadowSplicer seems to be going through life too fast to pick up on the fine distinctions.
I changed my tag to Droll not Troll months ago when I decided the best way to handle trolls is usually to make fun of them, and my old tag had outlived its usefulness.
What was it before?
Phi Dough. (Same avatar.) I made it up to go with the first pic I ever commented on, which was a toy dog with a very phallic tail, IIRC.
I see! Quite different from your current persona.
I always hate it when I’m trolling for droll and just get trolls.
What if you are drilling for trill?
Then I hate it when I’m after a thrill and get only krill.
You still have a whale of a time.
I was drilling for trill for the thrill of the krill. I definitely had a whale of a time!
This is one of those trendy cafes where you are allowed to take your dog in with you. So that the menfolk have someone to blame their flatulence on.
Coffee with a side order of breakfart. Do you have to pay
extra? And how about the tip for the wait person?
The tip is “Don’t stand behind me”.
I thought the tip was “Don’t fry bacon on high
heat when you’re naked.” Actually, come to think of it – it’s both…
“Don’t stand behind me when I’m naked and frying bacon on high heat”. Um, you wouldn’t have to tell me twice. You wouldn’t have to tell me once, even.
My backpacking guru always cautioned me against frying bacon in bare territory.
thats a good answer
What happened to the rating system? It’s not normal that all the new posts at Failblog, Engrish,… are marked as “unrated”
It just needed a rating. And now, I have given it one.
Ah yes, today it seems to be fixed… but it was really a little strange that posts which had been half a day old had no rating but 10 or more comments, and that on almost all of the cheezburger sites (normally the ratio ratings:comments is around 100:1).
oops, wanted to say 10:1
and i ment to say 2:1 + pie
So 2:4.14159….?
That’s what he ment. Apparently, he has strong powers of mentation.
BLAGH!! You might want to put more thought into that = 3.141592653589…
3! It is 3! Not 4! 3!!
And anyway, I meant EATING pie! 3.141592653589 is ‘Pi’
‘eat here, get gas’
That’s funny! Does anyone know a roadhouse that still has a sign like that?
Hey, I had posted a link and it dissapeared.
It was a link to a picture that says: “Eat Here, Get Gas & Worms”
I’m sorry I didn’t photograph the sign on the little shop in Dawson Springs before it went out of business. It said, “Willow Bait and Gift Shop.” I know I certainly consider bait the perfect gift for any occasion…
Hey, there’s nothing quite as romantic as when a fella shows up with a nice box of pilchards, then takes a girl out to a feeding frenzy – it makes the trip to the remora salon worthwhile.
Semolina Pilchards?
Don’t eat those. They may be infested with beatles.
Or Les Papillons.
Damn. I was in Phuket last month and I didn’t see that! Of course… the place is kinda big so … not surprised. Anyway, just thought it was an interesting coincidence.
The best I could find while there was a “Europein” menu that served steak with a choice of “papper sauce”, which I could only assume is made with the freshest of PAP smear residues.
I’m just not going to eat if I ever go on vacation anywhere. That seems like the safest course of action at this point.
Oh you can eat – just don’t ask about the ingredients. What you don’t know won’t disgust you.
But sometimes even if you don’t ask about the ingredients, the name give it up. An example of this would be Horse Shoe Crap with Pineapple.
I say, just close your eyes and point at something in the menu.
I’ve decided just to stuff my pockets with airline pretzels and hope that’s enough.
Wise choice.
Except that you can’t even count on getting pretzels on flights any more. Fooding on planes is definitely on the declining.
I find myself in Phuket at some time just about every month, although I don’t usually spell it that way…
Would that be once a month?
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!
I NOT HAS ONE TOO!!!!!!!
You might like this:
http://dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/marriage.jpg
wow…just wow
Thanks for the link, Brother Buck. I hadn’t heard of that site, and there’s a load of funny stuff there.
You’re quite welcome. I like to spread merriment whenever I can.
When I ran across that photograph, after I finished convulsively laughing, I couldn’t help but still think of “I Not Has a PMS!” in addition to our favorite Antipodean Toilet Shark.
It’s bad to break it apart..