Yee Tung
Ice
Spit Sp*rm
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From an episode of Outlaw star.
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Nice little easter egg there.
Kinda weird though.
The person by the door has a tiny head and big body
On the right under the spit sign
I think that’s Jean Starwind, been a while since I watched this episode
A little surprise in the (home made) ice cream…?
Looks like the guy in the blue outfit just got finished doing exactly that.
There isn’t a line in front of the door, though.
Interesting how the anime artists captured the quality of “swishiness” when drawing that character…
The next guy along could be Jesus. Maybe he’s going to deliver the Semen on the Mount,
If the semen won’t come to the mountain…
A number of people in the group have their hands oddly placed… I’m starting to get a funny feeling about this!
Does it itch? That could be why their hands are in that position.
And if you pay close attention, you will notice that he looks very effeminate, so it makes sense that he just came from doing that.
Or he’s standing outside because he swallows.
But ice is good !
maybe the guy in the front is the salesman…
“Come get your daily protein!!!”
The only “Engrish” I can see here is they spelled “ye” wrong, which, since it is rarely used in English these days, I can understand, and tongue, which of course is a tough one to spell. First ye tongue, then ye spit sp*rm.
Never underestimate the benefits of a classical education.
Yeah! I wish I had one…
You make an interesting assertion, which is that Engrish is all about grammar and spelling – or, rather, grammer and speling – which, at first, is what it seems like. And yet I’m inclined to believe that it’s as much about context as anything, although if we measure by that stick then we have to look into the “Action Ice” packaged ice company’s definition of action. (“Watch! It! Melt!”)
Ahem.
RE: Classical education – obscure president Millard Fillmore once turned down an honorary degree because he felt he wasn’t entitled to one he couldn’t read. Awesome yet sad.
I had a classical education. I was taught by Plato
I alwasy found Diogenes’ to be a better lecturer.
I was tutored by Beethoven.
I misread that as “I was tortured by Beethoven.” >.<
Oh, no, I do not endorse, and have frequently criticized, people who claim something is “not Engrish” because there are no grammar or spelling mistakes. I think the best ones are the ones that are linguistically perfect but make no sense! Whenever I say something is “not Engrish,” I am being sarcastic or doing it for the purpose of a joke.
who said its english? think maybe Yee Tung owns it?
Yee tung owns you. Admit it.
Anyone know what Anime this is from?
outlaw star
Is it the episode with the mind-controlling cactus?
Oh! I’ll have to watch that episode again! I never noticed that store the last few times I saw it…
And now I see that cactus right there on the counter, too! Yes, that is exactly what it is. Thank you!
This is why I log out of the computer when the cat is alone…
Don’t worry, your cat has your password.
Who’s your owner? They clearly leave you at home alone for a long time.
I’m not at home, I work! I’m a working kitty!
Ohh, that’s nice. A cat that brings home the bacon.
Whale meat again??
mmmmmmmmmmmm whale…………….
I don’t have time to meet the whale! I have to see the Vice Squid!
can you bring me back a mustache?
Yes! Yes! That’s how they disguise themselves! They WANT you to think that they’re cacti, just simple succulents in suggestive shapes, so you look at them and go “hee hee” and don’t give them another thought, and by the time the Alien Masters from Planet Zorg have relayed the next set of mind control rays, IT’S TOO LATE! PUT YOUR TINFOIL HATS ON, PEOPLE, THE CACTI ARE HERE!
I’d suggest heavy-duty aluminum foil. The cacti are often prickly.
But I don’t think Aluminum will block out the rays. It is non-ferrous.
You seem to be assuming the rays are electromagnetic.
I don’t even want to think about what’s inside that room. Wait…too late, I am already thinking of it.
You have to think of something to not think of it. It’s the classical paradox all over again, trying not to think of a pink elephant.
There’s a pink elephant in that room??
How far can it spit???
i’d be more concerned about its sp*rm than its spit!
There is a whale in that room.
Exactly!
A pink sp*rm whale.
as we speak a whale has just apeared over a planet and is rapidly naming things around it like it’s tail and stomach and the GROUND i wonder if it will be friends with it!*splat*
Oh and there’s also a bowl of petunias, which just thought “Oh no! Not again!”. I wonder why it thought that?
Blame Arthur Dent.
Captain! There be whales here!
Er… Actually, I believe he said “Admiral”…
Why does everyone look so tall? Even without the double entendres, this picture has a disturbing quality.
There you are! Where’ve you been hiding? I suspect the picture might have been horizontally compressed to fit the space, leading to tall, thin-looking creatures.
The letter ‘C’ looks nearly circular, so I don’t believe the tall characters are caused by the aspect ratio. These oddly-proportioned characters (extra long legs) are just a matter of style, that’s all.
Nice to know I’ve been missed. I’ve been sick and was reading (I can do it in bed) rather than typing. Back now. I’ll bet you’re right about the horizontal compression.
Sorry to hear about your illness, but glad you’re doing better. Hope the laughs here contributed to your reccovery.
Absolutely! Reading these comments is like listening to a slightly mad but always funny conversation among my relatives – -if my relatives were S.J Perleman, James Thurber and David Sedaris.
This is the alien “cactus” episode. Maybe Fred Lo owns the shop next door. Hmm….
I am quite grown enough, thank you, to use all kinds of words. However, when we use the wrong words here, our comments are “subject to moderation,” which can take several hours, so since we like to have a lively exchange here, most of us try to steer delicately around any words that would set off the moderation bot. So your insult is completely uncalled for.
That twit bot moderated out a fine link I provided during the colonoscopy discussion! Dave Barry has written a butt-cheek clenching description of his procedure.
Shame! Dave Barry is hilarious.
I think Dave Barry might be here right now. It seems like his kind of place.
I am. And I have to agree with JohnB, I am hilarious. After all, the New York Times said I’m the funniest man alive, and you all know how funny the New York Times is.
Huh. I just got finished watching this. O_o
I’ve heard of them, and you beat me to my comment. And LOL, it sure does say “KMFDM” on it!
So that’s why all those people have beautiful skin. They swallow.
I’ll take crusty skin instead. Call me a coward (long pause for audience participation) but I’ll get my protein the way I was intended to: I’ll eat tofu.
i’ll eat cake !;D
Beat me to it (& I didn’t even notice the sign before! WIN)
im glad someone caught that. KMFDM rules.
From Episode 13 Advanced Guard from an Alien World.
They go crazy over Ice there
ewww!
I was going to point out that the Artists had to be KMFDM fans based on the Kids Sign and the Sign above the door… not Engrish, but KMFDM Fans! I’m seeing them in Chicago this weekend, W00t!