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  1. dr handle says:

    Well, frankly, I’ve had ruder things said to me, so as insults go, at least it is not obscene.

  2. JohnB says:

    For some reason, this brings back memories of my voyage on board the Titan Uranus…

  3. PoodleGroomer says:

    There is something going around and everyone is needing loperamide to get closed.

  4. Strategia says:

    Looks like the Republicans are opening a Japanese chapter. (Or is that Chinese? I can never tell.)

  5. diablol3 says:

    it’s korean

  6. blueJade says:

    This one is striking close to home, my business is eating it!

  7. Passerby says:

    Hey! I saw that one!

    It was at the entrance of C.O.N.T.R.O.L when they decided to outsource it.

  8. laconejita says:

    If they are asking you to get closed, maybe it’s because you are too open.

  9. Jake says:

    Remember: If you open your mind too much your brain might fall out!

    • dr handle says:

      Or the rain might get in.

      • laconejita says:

        Or the zombies will come after you. Brains, brains, brains!

        • funnir says:

          dear laconejita,

          go @#$%^&%$#@#$$33444#@##$$#$$
          #$%^^$@@@#$$%##$$%%$##@#$@$^@@%^%
          !$#%^#^#$^#^%$@^%^$%^
          %^$%&%$^&$%&%^&#@
          ^#$&$%*^Y@%^#&
          ^#^&#&*
          %@^$&$%^
          %@$%^#&^@@$%@
          %@#%#$%^#%^
          @$#@%#@!%$@#%#$^
          $#@&^^&Y
          %^@#$%^&$*%*58
          578^#^%#&^%&@#$%
          %@#$%@#$^%%^
          635&6%745467$%^&$%
          %^@%^$%#&$ yourself

          • laconejita says:

            Here is another new species of troll. This one appears to have no brain at all.

            If you are going to hate me, tell me the reason. Don’t just show that you know how to type random symbols on the keyboard. That shows nothing. I don’t mind constructive criticism.

            I am inspired to sing you a song
            Ding ding lame
            Ding ding lame
            Ding ding, all the way
            Oh what fun it is to say
            din ding ding ding lame.

            • JohnB says:

              Don’t worry. Evolution eventually gets rid of species that serve no useful purpose in the ecosystem.

              • laconejita says:

                Ok, I will ignore him and hopefully he will soon be extinct.

                The thing is, this is not the first time he has said something to me. He is the same troll that said something nasty and then you commented saying that it seems that I am attracting trolls.

              • Rockingfreakapotamus says:

                Yep, that’s exactly how evolution works

            • paws4thot says:

              “Here is another new species of troll. This one appears to have no brain at all.

              If you are going to hate me, tell me the reason. Don’t just show that you know how to type random symbols on the keyboard. ”

              Well, that’s 2 reasons for presuming that this species has no brain:-
              1) Typing random symbols (and they really are random; they’re not binary code; I know the difference).
              2) Hating on you.

  10. keithybabes says:

    I’ve been seeking closure for a long time.(sniff)

  11. amathistblue says:

    Is this just a polite way of saying “Get Stuffed”?

    • Droll not Troll says:

      I doubt it. If you’re shut, getting stuffed will be very difficult.

      • JohnB says:

        Ah, but if you’re stuffed, it’s easy to be shut.

        • Droll not Troll says:

          I’m not sure which way you mean that, JohnB. Do you know what “Get Stuffed” means, Down Under?
          amathistblue’s comment sounded very Australian, so I answered in the same vein.

          • paws4thot says:

            In the UK, it can carry implications of buttsechs, and even homosechsualism.

            • JohnB says:

              Same as in the US. My comment was intended to mean that when an opening is filled it is effectively closed.

              • Droll not Troll says:

                “Stuffed” is a mild form of “f*cked” there, too? Since when? We still get visitors from the Yousay who fall foul of that one.

                • PoodleGroomer says:

                  I find it socially safer to say “Get Bent”, as in diver’s decompression sickness. There is also no chance of some one desiring or enjoying the bends.

                • JohnB says:

                  I don’t know what part of the Yousay your visitors are from, but “stuffed” is understood the same way, as far as I know, from Maine to Florida, and at least as far west as here in western Kentucky.

                • bluejade says:

                  “Stuff it” and “up yours” usually go hand-in-hand; but truthfully, I don’t think I’ve heard that on the west coast ever. A simple “fvck you” does it in these parts.

  12. Trev says:

    Why can I hear Lil’ John in my mind when I look at this?


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