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Ms. Stewart’s prison “friend”


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Martha’s B*tch

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  1. blueJade says:

    Ok. I want to know the background on this! It’s too good.
    BTW, b!tches. FIRST!!!!

    • paws4thot says:

      The Tourniquet is Magnet’s third album, first released in Norway on May 30, 2005 where it debuted on the album chart at #2. The album is named after the drink “The Tourniquet,” which Even sampled “in a Singapore airport bar, en route back from Los Angeles after recording there.”[1] There were two singles released from the album: “Hold On” in August 2005, and “Fall at Your Feet” in December 2005. The song “Believe” was scheduled to be the third single but was canceled. The American edition of the album includes the song “This Bird Can Never Fly” as a bonus track. The song originally appeared as the B-side to “Fall at Your Feet.”

      • sisi says:

        what are you saying i can not under satand a word please try to speak well you are like so wired any way just saying you better learn how to speak slowly ok ! and by the way thanks alot for distroying jeark and also that if you do not have any thing nice to say so do not say it ok so bye hope to see you never again and also please please please please do not talk to me any more and shut up mister right ok ok thank you bye ……………………

      • dema says:

        whot hahahaha

  2. paws4thot says:

    Well, that answers that; East Asians do wear shirts with a random selection of English letters on them, and no idea of what it actually says!

    • blueJade says:

      paws, I was hoping for a little more elaborate information bulletin than that… after all, I said FIRST!!!

      • paws4thot says:

        We’re posting about 1 minute apart; my 08:12 appeared to be the Ordinal Post when I made it.

      • paws4thot says:

        Lexiko was a word game invented by Alfred Butts. It was a precursor of Scrabble. The name comes from the Greek lexicos, meaning “of words.”

        Lexiko was played with a set of 100 square cardboard tiles, with the same letter distribution later used by Scrabble (see scrabble letter distributions), but no board. Players drew nine tiles at random, and attempted to construct words from them.

  3. laconejita says:

    How did that e get there?

  4. That dude says:

    ALCOHOL

  5. insane says:

    Is that a title or a job?

  6. dr handle says:

    I wonder which one of them was Mumsy, and which one of them was Dadsy?

  7. JohnB says:

    DEPENDS. ON. YOUR. DEFINITION!!

  8. Rockingfreakapotamus says:

    It looks like he’s cupping them in is hand right now, as he reasurringly tells her it’s OK if he takes pictures of it all…

  9. amathistblue says:

    Picky, picky, picky, but–are you sure this IS a guy?

  10. blueJade says:

    Better deals on Craig slist.

  11. blueJade says:

    I guess that would worse than the mothers. I watch out for the mofos, myself.

  12. laconejita says:

    Oh. I am sorry that you are not going this year. You went last year and said you had so much fun.

  13. BuckInARut says:

    I believe they’s one and the same.

  14. cody says:

    i want one

  15. dame says:

    dow you gow on dress up games foy glise


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