Comments on: It’s the one with the red bulb http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:36:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Trentje http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-147171 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 04:07:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-147171 That’s a serious turn on.

]]> By: Chad http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-115163 Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:47:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-115163 and only 9 more for someone to realize your math was a month off!

]]> By: Gwen H http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-89280 Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:43:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-89280 OK. Please, please, somebody give out the Japanese translation. This needs it so bad.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-70629 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:39:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-70629 I stand corrected, now that you mention it. And it only took a month and a half for someone to notice!

]]> By: Jamamama http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-70621 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:59:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-70621 Isn’t it “GIVE it to me baby, uh huh uh huh”?

]]> By: headless http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-63933 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:40:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-63933 Oh boy, I cannot really explain why, but this one got me laughing really hard for about 20 minutes now… can´t seem to stop… guess seeing the do me lamp blew some fuses in my head…
Aaah… hilarious!

]]> By: hollyr57 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-55010 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:23:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-55010 Couldn’t agree more Laconejita! In my house if I put the seat down after my husband used it, I’d come away with a wet hand. Here’s the TRUE solution: everyone gets their own pot.

]]> By: laconejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54989 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:38:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54989 Ahh, if only men would learn how to hit the target, they probably wouldn’t even need to put the seat up.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54878 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:56:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54878 Look, you need it down. I sometimes need it up. You’re a big girl; learn to move it when you need to. ;)

]]> By: Awful Copter http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54873 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:18:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54873 i don’t have one of those switches, that might explain why i never get laid

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54868 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:31:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54868 I have a simple arrangement in that regard with my wife. I will put the seat down if she will put the lid down. And if the man fails to put the seat up when he is finished, that is generally a far more forgiveable offense than failing to put it up before he starts.

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54771 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:31:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54771 I still have my tool belt, if anyone needs anything.

]]> By: hollyr57 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54677 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:50:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54677 Dear Doctor, Where is the accent on that word “husbandicide”? It seems to fall naturally, for me, on the “band” portion of the word but I want to pronounce it correctly when using it on my dearly beloved.

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54656 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:10:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54656 I have a plan involving firecrackers…

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54655 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:31:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54655 Do me, I’m the best !!!

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54653 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:18:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54653 Guys don’t have a “do me” switch. It is an indicator light that is lit if he has a pulse. If the woman pushes the switch, it doesn’t matter where she goes, she is going to rock the house until it falls off of the jack stands.

]]> By: laconejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54652 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:04:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54652 Do you want me to help you get that troll out of your face? Or should I just turn the lamp on and leave the room?

]]> By: keithybabes http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54630 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:21:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54630 Fine. But what use would that be if she were in the kitchen?

]]> By: keithybabes http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54629 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:19:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54629 Well, I certainly need it. Some of these creases I just can’t reach.

]]> By: Queen o' sarcasm http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54626 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:02:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54626 yeah…

]]> By: Queen o' sarcasm http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54625 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:00:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54625 yep, that’s totaly normal…

]]> By: Queen o' sarcasm http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54624 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:58:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54624 may i illuminate your toilet?

]]> By: Queen o' sarcasm http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54623 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:56:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54623 i like irony-ing that’s what i’m good at!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54604 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:44:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54604 It’s only a handy evolutionary adaptation if it reminds the man 1) not to piddle on the seat, and 2) to put the seat back down when he’s finished. THAT is what will stave off husbandicide.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54603 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:43:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54603 See Jane use PVC. Oh, Jane, oh!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54602 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:41:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54602 Sit on my faaaaace, and tell me that you looooove meeeeeee…

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54595 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:15:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54595 That explains why it’s so dark in here.

]]> By: laconejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54570 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:22:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54570 If you forgot your device, a device will be provided. We recommend that you learn how to use it.

Now go out there and have fun.

]]> By: Indian http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54560 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:08:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54560 I am sitting on your face!

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54557 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:06:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54557 Yeah, yeah, yeah!

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54555 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:04:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54555 I am sitting up!

]]> By: laconejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54536 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:35:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54536 Just because you are paranoid, it doesn’t mean that your wife is not trying to kill you.

]]> By: Mark. Gooley http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54521 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:50:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54521 For some reason I thought Beatles:

Do, do me, lamp
You know I’ve a cramp
I’m getting quite damp
So do… do me, la-amp!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54510 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:33:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54510 I’m afraid to…

]]> By: Starsky http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54466 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:42:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54466 No really! I love Lamp! It “lights up my life”!

]]> By: Chipmunk http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54457 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:38:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54457 It’s the only one on. I guess they don’t want to see anything whilst they get biblical.

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54444 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:02:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54444 Take a peek in the hall closet!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54440 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:49:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54440 That would be a handy evolutionary adaptation, as men who had this feature might avoid being killed by the women in their lives…

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54439 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:48:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54439 I didn’t know this was a “bring your own device” party! I left all my devices home!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54437 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:47:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54437 Me neither. I am hearing the squealing young female voices going, “Do it to me baby, uh huh uh huh,” from The Offspring’s “Pretty Fly (for a White Guy).”

]]> By: Sibyl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54430 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:18:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54430 Wow, this hotel has a service for everything!

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54428 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:13:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54428 I’m not, and never have been, a Prince fan.

]]> By: BuckInARut http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54422 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:58:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54422 I was just reminded of “Do Me, Baby” on the aforementioned “Controversy” album. Normally, I would agree with you, though I might lean more toward Marvin Gaye and “Let’s Get It On”.

]]> By: keithybabes http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54419 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:34:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54419 You thought that was an explanation? Tit.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54409 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:52:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54409 I was thinking “disco ball and Barry White”.

]]> By: Lugubert http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54392 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:23:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54392 DING!

Explanations are dull. Never the less, the third character *is* DING3, meaning “top” etc.

]]> By: Sergey http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54390 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:13:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54390 then it’s shawshank redemption all over.

]]> By: toilet shark http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54388 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 05:40:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54388 It’s a distant cousin of mine, Anglerfish. He’s visiting for a couple of weeks. We’re trying to see if his lure works on ice-cream. No joy so far.

]]> By: cobrasnakenecktie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54385 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 05:22:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54385 of our own device.

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/21/engrish-do-lamp/comment-page-1/#comment-54384 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 05:15:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=13805#comment-54384 That’s Toilet Shark with her lamp… the lamp must turned on!

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