Must have run out of Steve
Braised fresh dave in shunde style
Traditional fish & egg w/ mixed vegetables
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Well, I just hope it is actually fresh Dave – I can’t stand the frozen stuff. I like my Dave to be properly fresh, so fresh that if I don’t hear him screaming “OMYGODPUTDOWNTHECLEAVER!” in the kitchen before my meal is served, I don’t leave a tip, and certainly do not patronise that establishment again.
The kitchen?
They don’t have pots big enough for a proper fresh Dave.
I like my Dave thrown into the pond.
So you like boiled Dave?
Well if you fry your Dave all the vitamins get lost.
I need my Dave boiled slowly, so that he’s healthy eating.
Though braising does that as well come to think of it….
Maybe we should hang dave over the pond?
With some Steve in it…Just for the flavour.
Braised Dave with boiled Steve? I’m getting hungry already!
Dave sashimi is a possibility.
Dave and rice!
In seaweed!!!
You’re making me hungry again…
I am sorry. *offers Meowth cheezburger and othr nomz*
Did you remember to put the Dave in the burger?
Of course. Braised in Steveflavoured smoke.
Excellent! A Daveburger with Steve!
what if the establishment has a complaining book?
2econd !
No, but keep counting.
Oh, so that’s why Dave’s not here.
Hey, man, this is Dave! Let me in! I’m so stoned I feel like I’ve been braised or something…
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Has someone been letting their two year old type on the computer?
2YOs are usually more coherent when they’re typing; I think we’ve found a new species of troll.
Oh God no! Not ANOTHER one…
During dissection of this species, we opened its head and instead of a brain found a peanut.
Mmmm…peanut.
No! It’s…..some…..kind…..of………code……(dies)
Mental retardation is a generalized disorder, characterized by significantly impaired cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors with onset before the age of 18. Once focused almost entirely on cognition, the definition now includes both a component relating to mental functioning and one relating to individuals’ functional skills in their environment.
No, he’s just a twat.
Please don’t insult the retarded.
Cheech & Chong reference WIN!
I can see why that style is widely shunned, even though I have no idea why they spell it that way.
It’s an acquired taste.
…wow, now I know how to revenge a Dave who’s not been talking to me for seven months.
$48???!!! At that price Dave better be so fresh my wife has to slap him after she opens the pacage!
s/pacage/package
You’re my wife now Dave!
Oooh, creepy!
Love the League Of Gentlemen!!!
There is nothing for You here. This is a local shop for local people.
Dave, is that you? I hardly recognize you.
first mike then steve and now dave?
they all taste so good!!!! that how i like my men boiled , chopped, liquified,even braised !!!!!!
Hey, Engrish Site, you could put the links to the Steve one in your title, like Overheard in New York does.
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t eat that.
yummy dave very tasty, can i have some james next
ME WANT BURT REYNOLDS! AHMNOMNOMNOM!
Erm…
I think the dish is not all of dave.
It appears to Dave balls, and according to the picture, at least four sets.
….. I’ll stick with the Steve chops.
That is it appears to BE Dave balls.
Proof reading fail.
How do you know it didn’t appear to Dave balls?
It could be all of Dave (well, the edible bits, anyway, I refuse to eat human offal just as I refuse to eat beef or lamb offal, although Hannibal is quite fond of brains) minced up and made into balls. I make chicken balls this way, mince the meat, whizz it briefly in the food processor with an egg and some cornflour and some soy and mirin and chopped chives, cook them up in stock, I’m sure that you could prepare Dave balls exactly the same way.
Dave? What are you doing, Dave? Dave, this is highly irregular.
You, sir, are a cad!
They must mean dace.
man, men taste soooooo good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(pardon the pun)
I feel your sexual Men Tasting Good reference has led me to believe that it was offensive, and I feel offended.
On an unrelated note, may I interest you in some of this?
http://failblog.org/2008/06/14/gummy-fail-dirty-mind-win/
The Braized DAVE IS MADE OF PEOPLE!
It’s MADE OF PEOPLE!
I found the recipe in the book “To Serve Man.”
Steve was there too.
Made of PERSON, ma’am. Each one is different. Dave, for instance, goes well with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.
So who goes best with Bardolino then? Steve?
Depends on if you’re meaning to ask Steve in that question or not.
Hmm though maybe a nice white sauce made with Mike might be good
A good tall glass of ice cold skim Mike though goes good with most things
So that’s what happened to Dave!
(Knock knock)
It’s me, Dave, let me in.
“Dave”?
It’s me, Dave.
“Dave”?
It’s me, Dave, let me in, I think the cops followed
me.
“Dave? Dave’s not here”
Well, now we know it wasn’t the cops following Dave, it was
that cannibal, Steve, or maybe Hannible Lector.
Bring your own Pepto Bismal.
“Specialty of the House”, read that short story if you dare…
Hey, they cooked my husband!
Mine’s half-baked.
Mine’s a stew.
Um, sorry, chef, but I’d like Bob tonight. Is Bob available?
Dave appears to have been..quite….large.
Tell ‘em, Steve-Dave!
This assumes that Dave is braiseworthy.
*groan*
Where’s all the people telling us what “Dave” REALLY means in Korean or Chinese? We used to get at least 5 or more.
Hmmm… no wonder I couldn’t find any Steves around… and I notice a lack of Daves… Now I know what happened to them. btw.. is it just me or do I notice a smile on the dave in the photo?