I’d rather not, thanks.
I love Flash Report so much just like you. I love AMERICA so much slap mah fro!
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No, but I’ll slap your face.
how about you slap my balls?
High Five – Down Fro
too srow
On second thought, don’t slap my fro, it would be ruined.
Where do you think flat-tops come from?
You mean the one where it looks like you’re falling down am elevator shaft?
how did you know I love Flash Report AND America so much?
I’d hit it.
Yeah, with a stick, maybe.
Oh, don’t worry, if I see you wearing this shirt, I will surely slap you silly.
Anyone wearing this shirt starts out silly. Your slapping would probably make them sober.
Well slap mah fro! This sounds just like Louisiana jive talk to meh!
It’s like you read my mind. I was so just thinking about “Slap yo’ mamma”
Man, the closest thing I have to a fro… if you try to slap it I’ll have to hurt you.
Ahhh that’s totally what I was thinking.
And don’t worry, I won’t try to slap any part of you.
“Looo-ooove Amereican Style!
Sweeter than the red white and bluu-ooo-ooo-OO!
Loo-ooove American Sty-yyyle!
Thats me and yoooou!”
Nostalgia WIN! (totally forgot about that sow.. Bet it’s available at NetFlix..)
I’m not familiar with a sow named “Love, American Style.” But that might be a good name for a TV show…
“Slap mah fro” is now my new catchphrase.
totally.
Like a high five substitute? or like a “I’m warning you, if you don’t watch it, Ima slap yo fro!”
mine too after “for the big” lost some of it’s charm
Slap that fro. Slap it good.
For anyone interested, Urban Dictionary gives two possible meanings:
Used when you didn’t realize something was true.
“Did you know birds fly? Well slap mah fro, I didn’t realize that.”
OR
Ghetto slang for “whats happening”.
“Hey Crisco, SLAP MAH FRO!”
This brings engrish to a new level, or depth.
The phrase was written in english, yet required assistance from the urban dictionary to understand, and was used inappropriately! Most excellent.
Ya, but I actually think I know where they were going with this one. They just really botched it all. Nice try though, right?
“Slap my fro” is now a phrase for which we must find a new meaning (a la The Meaning Of Liff”). It could be a euphemism for entertaining congress, I suppose, but that’s too easy – another definition is called for.
– to slap one’s fro (v.t.) 1) To put a hat on in lieu of brushing one’s hair, esp. if headed to work. 2) To hit a colleague over the head with a rolled up agenda in order to get them to stop snoring during a meeting.
Any others?
SLAP people that try to hit your fro?2.well,slap my fro!!!thats mighty fine!(as in a term used in suprise and glee)3a threating term like: im going to slap yo fro!or a derogitory as in:OMFG!He’s such a fro slappa!
*i move my cat off my head*”IN AMERICA”!!!!!!
I’d think “slap my fro” would be a phrase used by a person who’s trying to be tres cool but is incredibly lame instead. So we could use, “slap my fro” as a cynical retort to an obvious poseur, much as we have come to use “ding lame” to respond to first trolls.
That is a very good suggestion. Whenever someone posts something soooo obvious, we can reply by saying:
Well slap my fro, I had no idea that’s what it meant.
“Ding lame” and “slap my fro” have now been added to the Engrish dictionary of terms.
yay!!!!!!shhhhhhh im meeting mr.sleepy!
A ‘fro’ is surely a ‘ho’ you’re particularly friends with. So you say ‘ slap my fro’ instead of, maybe, ‘smack my bitch up’. Kind of affectionate, but still gangsta.
WABBA DABBA SLAP MAH BABY FRO
It’s at least less messy than slappin’ muh jerry kurl…
Joshua fit the battle of jerry kurl.
It is too early in the morning for puns of that level of dreadfulness *clonk*