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s5) Salade Damier – Checkerboard salad
(lettuce, tomatoes, eggs, fried potatoes, bacon strips, swiss cheese)
s6) Salade Arnage – Arnage Salad
(lettuce, tomatoes eggs, swiss cheese, fried potatoes, bacon strips, gizzards)
s7) Salade nordique – Nordic salad
(lettuce, tomatoes, rice, salmon, grawn, superhuman)
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Whoa, I thought those experiments with the “master race” were discredited, and here they are popping up in a salad!
I will have the Nordic salad, but make sure the salmon pish comes without herpes. Also I DO want my human to be Super, don’t bring me any regular John Doe.
Okay, that will be one Nordic with a supersized human, hold the herpes?
Would you like some whore dust with that?
No thanks, but do bring me a diet c*ck.
what about wierd sauce?
I said I wanted it without the herpes…
Wait, I didn’t say that, she did…
That’s right. You’re the waiter and I am the customer.
I am still waiting for my order. This is going to reflect on your tips.
Who’s the manager at this joint? I wish to speak to him or her.
Sorry! Sorry! I just had a bit of identity crisis! I think my story catcher is malfunctioning, causing me to lose my memories… I’ll call JohnB. I think he might be the manager… Would you like a complimentary squid mustache while you wait?
Well… I’m really happy for you, I’m gonna let you finish, but Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hide had the best identity crisis ever!
*ding ding* Jekyll. Hyde. And I DON’T think it was too good for them…
You mean Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Sulu
Thank you! Come again!
Wait, is this literally a case of “that’s what she said”??????
That is what she said…
Maybe they confused Nice Salad with Nietzsche Salad
But Nietzsche said Salad is Dead.
But the salad shall rice again.
Gravy, where is thy victory.
Sounds more to me like a Salade a la Third Reich, with the Nordic superhuman….
That which does not dill us makes us stronger.
Words from a sage.
Life is eternal saffron, but we have to curry on.
We must all face difficulties from thyme to thyme.
Lettuce not beet ourselves up over it.
I don’t want any salmon pishing on my grawn, thank you very much. If it takes a superhuman to deal with it, so be it.
I can’t order the checkerboad salad. My mother always told me not to play with my food.
But I’d rather have that one than the one with the gizzards!
Me too…
You could get a checkerboard salad with a chess pie for dessert.
That sounds just Shogi! I think I’ll Go and try it!
No, they usually skip the 3.14159 there.
A chess pie must contain pawns.
I prefer mine with grawns.
And horse.
as horse d’œuvre
That’a another thing; just which part of a horse is its dovers?
The part named Ben.
I don’t know, but I’d suggest starting the search in Delaware.
If I go to the Chinese restaurant down the street, can I get a Chinese Checkerboard salad?
What about playing *on* your food? She never said anything about that, did she? Unless you did the “tap-dance on the pizza” thing.
I don’t think my mother ever said anything about not playing on my food. However, even though I am a petite woman, I don’t know if I am small enough to be able to play on my food. That is unless they have family-style plates.
Or the World’s Biggest Cheeseburger…
ooooh! Gizzards! My favourite!
You have offal taste in food.
Just say, “Refuse.”
Can I have a Nordic Salad and Emma Frost please?
I’ll just take the pish.
You #%*&! drunks! Always doing that in public!!
We can rebuild the salad. We have the technology. We have the technology to make the world’s first bionic salad.
Is the superhuman Dave? (view more recent pic on Engrish).
I’m guessing a word processor autocorrected
“surimi” to “superhuman.” In fact, not just guessing am i, sur im i.