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But your grandma is hot. She’s a total GILF!
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goalll!
That’s numberwang!
Or Bingo.
DnT, have you been hanging around the Bingo hall on pension night hitting on the blue rinse set again?
Dang Flang it! the enabling was disabled by request; but this came to mind!
I think it’s only wangernum.
dam cultural relic blocked my shot
Don’t you mean a G-MILF?
Only is grandma is two words to you.
grand-mother much?
No. I’ve never seen that word hyphenated. Besides, the word used in the title is “grandma”/
According to Skwisgaar Skwigelf, yes.
According to the CAA, that registration is not currently in use.
These cultural relics will not even let you get to first base.
I’m certainly getting on in years myself, and am surprised how many women my age and even older I find attractive, but the thought of even first base with a “cultural relic” makes me want to hurl.
I always get c0ckblocked when I go to see the Statue of Liberty
damn security >.<
Who’s to say a cultural relic wouldn’t like scoring?
Since they are very old, they tend to be very conservative.
Hmmm, you just wait honey, you in for a BIG surprise!
Will I have to wait until I am an actual old relic for my surprise? I want it now. Pretty pretty please.
Sorry, it won’t make sense until you’re old enough! You’ll just have to wait, dear. ( and in the process you’ll get old… )
I’ve been amazed at how many surprises are associated with getting old! Seems like there’s a new one every day.
Maybe because once people get old, they forget things. Then when they hear it/see it again, it’s like they’re hearing it/seeing it for the first time.
And…. Surprise!
Who was talking about getting old? This is the first I’ve heard of it.
Score
make small marks into the surface of; “score the clay before firing it”
Score: 2. To make points in a sport; 3. To record points in a sport; 4. To have s*xual intercourse. And actually, I think that your def of score would probably be #2 at best. So if you’re not laughing, don’t blame the dictionary!
More than one definition may apply if you play secks as a sport. Full contact is the most fun, provided you use the appropriate protective equipment.
I’m thinking that score (1), (2) and (4) might all apply simultaneously if you play secks as a recreational sport.
And why skip third base? Even if you play recreationally, you’ll want to keep track of points, so as to be able to note personal records, declining averages, balks, games postponed on account of PMS, etc.
Lack of hands; Score (3) will be done afterwards (or instead of for a postponement).
For lack of hands, you are allowed to bring a third party into the game.
Dahling, if you find the statistics interesting, you’re not playing right…
Maybe that’s foreplay for him.
“Cultural relic” is standard PRC English for an archaeological or historical site or skill.
That just makes it a bit weirder, of course.
You have to recall “Cultural Revolution” in order to understand the reason why the government always demand people to “cherish cultural relics/historic sites”. Sadly, the government is still demolishing historic sites.
In Hong Kong recently, young people went to jail for protesting against the demolition of the Queen’s Pier.
Skwisgaar, leave the pensioners alone…
Dethklok reference FTW
All in all you’re just another brick in the wall…
I want to thank you for volunteering here at the Bikers Sunset Garage and Seniors Retirement Center for tattoo night. Please keep it clean, stay in the lines, and use plenty of ink. Cherish these relics. Don’t let the gun dry out and score them.
Bonus Engrish: it says “[Something]-men Grottoes” at the top
RAWR!!!!!!!!!
I don’t disagree entirely with your point, but having served many years as a nursing home consultant, I know that a lot of the sexual activity that goes on occurs because of the dementia that is so frequent there. People can either come down with disinhibition syndrome (inability to resist impulses) or can be confused as to who it is they are with. If both residents happen to be of sound mind, however, there is no reason they couldn’t get it on, in a private place.
Hell, if people in nursing homes are getting it on, they shouldn’t be stopped, they should be cheered on!
As long as the people in the nursing homes getting it on are not the actual employees.
That would be frowned upon. Right, John?
Depends…
On what?
No, just “Depends”. Adult continence aids.
Cherish the Relics, indeed!
You see, if too many people ‘score’ on the cultural relics, it might damage them. Stop screwing on historic monuments! Must be a real problem in Japan.
They really should stop putting their cultural relics in at goalie.