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Cake shop out the front, p0rn shop out the bak.
The cake is a lay!
Someone’s been cooking with whore dust again.
And I bet they’re a little crabby.
Yeah…
afterwards they go out back to have a smork
or perhaps inedible semifinshed food or weird sauce…
They do amazing things with buns.
Love dem sticky buns
They add yeast for bread enlargement.
LOL! I read “breast enlargement”!
With this folowing your reaction to “fell action,” perhaps it’s time to get those bifocals checked?
My focals are not bi- they’re straight, and so am I.
Ohh, ok, thanks for clearing that up, I was wondering.
Not that I think Ms laconejita will need to know anything about that.
I would reply, but I don’t want to give you an idea of what mine look like. So let’s just leave it at mystery.
I’ll settle for believing that you’re naturally nicely proportioned for your height and frame.
Yes, that’s right.
Ok please, let’s end the conversation here. I don’t want to continue talking about what my body looks like.
For what it’s worth (and I know you haven’t been around here long, so you may not know that I happen to be a clinical psychologist, and lately I haven’t mentioned it much, since I’ve been razzed (good-naturedly, usually) about bragging about it), research shows that women consistently underestimate how physically attractive they are.
Ok thank you. I’ll take that as a compliment.
But I don’t know if you’ll like the fact that I just posted on “Hung manshop” that men consistenly overestimate how big their equipment is. But since you are a clinical psychologist, I am sure you’ll agree with me.
So much of psychology is still theory and speculation (and it’s amazing how many total myths are widely believed), but the research verdict on this one is in and quite clear. Just as most women underestimate their physical attractiveness, most men tend to overrate their attractiveness, size, etc. And I know this from clinical experience as well. I’ve had absolutely drop-dead-gorgeous women in my office tell me how ugly they are.
What about cats? As for me, I like keeping my fur well groomed and my charm polished to a brilliant shine. Am I psychologically typical, or vastly atypical?
All cats are beautiful. Even skinny ones with flea allergies, like mine. It is a privilege to be owned by Her.
Glad you see it our way!
The really important thing is – you don’t really care what the humans think of you, *you* know that you are utterly fahbulous.
How true! I guess they don’t call you “Doctor” for nothing! Incidentally, what are you a doctor of?
Seems like the Wascally Wabbit likes trying to end conversations… Usually unsuccessfully, I might add.
Yes, that’s right, but only because the men(and cats) on this site have put me into uneasy conversations.
If you get uncomfortable so easily, I’d suggest staying away from Elmer Fudd.
I presume they’ll do really good baps.
Specially seeded ones
sounds good, so long as she pops out in a policewoman get up.
Thanks for sharing here at Fetishes Anonymous. Anyone else like to share?
Ok, I feel a little embarrassed to say this, but I love the eclairs they have at this bakery.
Chocolate on the outside to motivate you to put it on your mouth. Cream filling on the inside for a good finish.
PLUS, they bake a vibrator inside!
Why is everyone looking at me that way. It’s not like you don’t have a problem, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
Now someone please share.
We’re looking at you because we know the baking process is bad for vibrators.
Technology is much more advanced now.
They use a baking-resistant vibrator.
They are doing interesting things with silicone rubber, glass and Pyrex.
I don’t know how many of you have them where you live, but I have… well, a thing… for Little Debbie cakes.
John,
I am pretty sure what you are talking about is illegal. I don’t know how old you are, but definitely older than I am.
Please stay away from little Debbie.
We won’t go into how he reacts to Baby Ruth bars.
Ooooh, me too!! Those are soo bad!!! Gimme some!! They don’t have those here, which is a damn good thing. Instead, I buy expensive, 85% pure chocolate and stay awake for hours.
My favourite chocolate! On the plus side, it’s probably better for you than cakes. Maybe you should eat it earlier in the day.
Now, chocolate doesn’t keep me awake. But… I can hardly stand to admit this, but… I’m already eating Little Debbie cakes… in the morning!!
It was the kind with the bits of cacao ground up in it; I forgot how strong it was.
Blackberry wine and 85% chocolate…
You are aware that chocolate and secks release similar endorphins?
If you do them together, you get a double dose.
That sounds like a choux fetish to me.
That sounds like a clonkable offence to me. *clonk*
That sounds to me like……THE TRUTH.
Choux refers to some kind of bread that also includes eclairs. So, yes you are right. I am not offended, but thank you Dr. Handle for clonking him anyways.
I had an impure motive – I was only clonking him so that there would be one less person to fight with over the profiteroles.
It’s ok. Everyone here at Fetishes anonymous have impure motives, impure thoughts, and sometimes impure actions.
Yep – who says it’s a she that’ll pop out? I vote for the bloke in the Tarzan costume.
If it turns out to be a he in the policewoman outfit, though, I’m leaving.
I’m a policeman and I’m okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
I take in thugs, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra…
Total WIN!!
Oh Bevis, I thought you were so rugged!
They couldn’t wrap me in a rug, I was in the cake!
Liar!
Lyre!
What are you harping on now?
You two should stop plucking around, or this could end in violins!
You are one smart cello to think of that! I guess we should guitar out of here, then!
Better quit this run before someone starts making sax puns.
Well, then I’m out, because I’m sure no Anglo sax pun.
I could start making organ jokes, but people might get bourdon leave.
Be careful with those Oregon jokes, Eugene.
Well, I’m just theremin now.
Why bother with cake when thy have marvelous cream pie.
Cake makes a better dessert.
I prefer to finish with cream pie.
To each his own, but if I’m going to eat it, I definitely prefer it before the main course.
Now that you mention pie, I am reminded of the movie AMERICAN PIE. Maybe they do something similar in this bakery.
In that case, I’ll be ordering apple pie WITHOUT cream!
Oh don’t worry, you get to garnish your own.
i like cake!!!!!
Bakery innuendo WIN!
Sorry.. “Bakerry..”
This is one time that you made a mistake when you didn’t err.
Likely will not be the last.
Thai translated into British English. In US, pronounced ‘pawn’.
You mean I can hock my french stick here?
it’s called a baguette
close, but it’s actually pronounced “pwn”
A lot of people get bred here.
So this is where you get that Semen Bread!
Does everything have a “cream” filling?
Danish, anyone?
Why, yes, thank-you! I’ll take that one!
Sorry, I’m not.
Me either. I am Mexican.
Nope. Not even slightly.
norwegian!
Lovely tarts, too
O, don’t forget crumpet
Cream horn
Cheesecake’s on the bottom shelf
Capezzoli di Venere (look it up)
French fancies. I’ll shut up before long.
And then i was like umm. like, umm, i was like umm, umm….
Dreadful Pun Hell would clonk you if she could just stop fantasising about delicious cakie things. *sigh* and morning tea is still so far away…
To help your fantasies, some nice pictures
Ohhhhh, the Acland St bakery in St Kilda! It’s THE place to visit if you’re in the inner suburbs and you’re getting cakie things for special occasions. Pardon me now whilst I drool uncontrollably.
Yep, that’s me done. Anyone got a tissue?
Come here often?
Is it just me, or is anyone else reaching for the hand sanitizer?
Not as often as I used to. That’s old age for you
I took my girl there for some bu-cakke.
Did you try the pee pie?
in Thai, “bakery” actually is spelled with two “r”s, but the first one is silent.
and the second one, very loud
And the third one, invisible and audible only to dogs.
and the fourth one, oh you dont even wanna know.
I DO want to know! I have an inquiring mind.
As Homer Simpson sighed wistfully “Mmmmmmmm, Erotic Cakes!” Mmmmm, nom, nom, nom…
I bet they skip the 3.14159 and head straight for 27 + 42…
And they set the oven to 180 degrees.
No, that isn’t hot enough. Set it to the full 360.
That must be one smart oven, to earn all those degrees!
You would think so, but it bought them online from one of those Spam E-Mails…
Mine only does 300C.
You can bet Meowth is talking Fahrenheit. Over 300C, I call it a kiln!
You need some headroom, and I use most of that 300C for pizzas.
You want to make a pizza with a lead topping?
I’m kidding. I suspect there’s a good reason why home ovens are limited to about 300C. More than that and I’d be worried about burning other things besides dinner!
Yes, here in the good old USA, we speak in Fahrenheit. Except when we are cooling PCs, though, for some reason we use C for that. By the way, Is that pronounced Celsius or Centigrade?
It’s called Celsius these days. If you want to know more, including why it’s not centigrade, click here
Wow! I did not know that. Thank you for the enlightening link, Droll!
That answered some questions I’ve had for some time, but have never bothered to look up!