Comments on: I’d never seen a salmon with a cold sore

By: Unknownaki

Unknownaki — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 23:41:35 +0000

it’s called The Exotic Bakery! & also, fish don’t come from Bakeries…. I also would like to add, Why the h3ll would there be STDs in fish? O_o
I bet they didn’t even have to kill the fish!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:50:04 +0000

Oh deer!

By: nalts

nalts — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:44:46 +0000

Is this like puff the magic dragon?

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:38:33 +0000

i do! with wierd sauce!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:24:49 +0000

That will only egg them on.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:23:05 +0000

You did? I don’t remember that. I remember that I said it.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:27:08 +0000

Young salmon of breeding age, remember: just say roe.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:50:25 +0000

For her peace of mind that is getting freaked out about it.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:36:39 +0000

Sal Manella ain't got nothing on this!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:44:17 +0000

Or into convolutions, even! You never know…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:42:25 +0000

Which piece of her mind should we stop saying that for?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:40:31 +0000

The well-endowed salmon, however, can get their condoms at the Hung Manshop.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:35:18 +0000

As I once said before here, there’s snow peas for the wicked!

By: laconejita

laconejita — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:03:28 +0000

Ok, we should probably stop saying that word for her peace of mind.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:01:08 +0000

That’s what happens when you reuse the cutting board, you get food contamination.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:00:22 +0000

Say yes to whirled peas….stop the violins.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:46:16 +0000

All we are saying is,
Give peas a chance!

By: OmgReaverDrop

OmgReaverDrop — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:05:03 +0000

Kanye West made out with that fish.
Because he likes fish sticks.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:28:46 +0000

Are her peas bad?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:29:41 +0000

Or into emulsions, even.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:29:08 +0000

you are excused a clonk for dreadful punning only because gravlax is one of Dreadful Pun Hell fairy’s all-time favourite foodstuffs.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:26:41 +0000

That’s why we’re always banging on about Taking Precautions, and practising Safe Dining, so that you can avoid getting her peas.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:17:00 +0000

I wonder if the salmon got the herpes from the turkey…

By: laconejita

laconejita — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:45:16 +0000

But, aren’t the people who misbehave the ones to get her peas?

By: blueJade

blueJade — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:10:00 +0000

Ok, visualize whirled peas… somebody had to say it!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:10:45 +0000

Only if you’ve been good, because God said there’s no peas for the wicked.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:42:31 +0000

Abstinence wouldn’t work well for Scandinavian salmon. They can be lax.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:13:00 +0000

If she doesn’t want any, can I have some of her peas?

By: laconejita

laconejita — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:07:33 +0000

Well, I heard she does the cook.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:03:00 +0000

I am just trying to imagine how tiny the little condoms for the salmon would have to be. Also, how will the salmon put it on since it has no hands.

That’s it, the best protection a salmon can have is abstinence.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:52:16 +0000

Her pees, her pees, I’m so tired of changing her d@mn diaper. It’s enough to send me into evulsions.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:50:50 +0000

Her peas, her peas, I’m tired of hearing about her peas, already. It’s enough to send me into emulsions.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:49:02 +0000

The movie was a fave of mine when I was just a id.

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:57:37 +0000

Stop saying herpes!!!!!1

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:56:09 +0000

no, but it comes with painapple and liquified mike!delicious!

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:54:14 +0000

stop saying herpes….

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:53:14 +0000

its painapple!

By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose

Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:30:22 +0000

well sad’s helpful to know.

By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose

Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:28:33 +0000

You could get flies if you like though.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:33:26 +0000

Yves-François Blanchet is a politician in the Canadian province of Quebec, who was elected to represent the riding of Drummond in the National Assembly of Quebec in the 2008 provincial election. He is a member of the Parti Québécois.

Blanchet is a graduate from the Université de Montréal where he obtained a bachelor’s degree in history and anthropology in 1987. He later worked as a teacher and was a founder of an artist, disc and concert management firm, YFB Inc. while being the president of the ADISQ from 2003 to 2006. He was named the local business personality of the year by the Drummondville Chamber of Commerce, while he and associated artists received 10 Félix Awards.

Politically, he was a member of the Youth National Committee of the Parti Québécois in 1988 as well as a regional director of the PQ.

Blanchet defeated the ADQ’s Sébastien Schneeberger in the 2008 election.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:13:40 +0000

If you get herpes from a salmon, you have a right to get emulsional about it.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:45:20 +0000

Sure! Why bother with herpes simplex when you can have herpes duplex?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:44:21 +0000

Probably serves both functions.

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:11:04 +0000

Rook at arr that juice

By: laconejita

laconejita — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:46:24 +0000

I don’t think it’s the remedy for constipation. It’s more like the result of when constipation has been cured.

By: Janet24

Janet24 — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:29:39 +0000

Have you ever eaten mayonnaise or salad dressing? Then you’ve had an emulsion.

By: Janet24

Janet24 — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:28:38 +0000

I know the movie. Not a fave. But, it made me think of the classic song by Mose Allison, Monsters of the id.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:13:18 +0000

I love “Forbidden Planet”, the origin of the phrase.

By: ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ

ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:48:33 +0000

Herpes? I’ll take two.

By: eman

eman — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:39:02 +0000

I wonder if that’s available with whore dust.