Species is a 1995 science fiction horror film directed by Roger Donaldson, and starring Natasha Henstridge, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Forest Whitaker, Alfred Molina and Marg Helgenberger. It was given an R rating for sci-fi violence, strong sexuality, and some language.
This film produced one theatrical sequel in 1998, Species II, which had Henstridge, Madsen, and Helgenberger reprise their roles. It was followed by the direct-to-video Species III in 2004 and Species: The Awakening in 2007, which stands as a separate film, not as an official follow-up to the previous three.
Hang on, hang on, let’s look at the fine print here – are these genuine cuts of Steve, or are they just Steve *flavoured*? You know, when supermarkets take really cheap cuts, say loin of Allan or neck of Andrew, and just rub on some Steve seasoning, then wait for customers to mistake it for the real thing? This point will have to be clarified before I buy any.
erst0r!
At least they’re not Steeeve flavored chops.
Hey what ever happened to Steve, the butcher?
He what?
Dissappeared.
If you do see him tell him I said hi. In the meantime can you give me two pounds of those chops.
Spar is a British chain of convenience stores. Not really Engrish.. just incompetence.
Since when does incompetence disqualify something as Engrish???
No it isn’t! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spar_(retailer)
ooo tastes like rotten lima beans!
so near, so Spar! I agree, NOT Engrish. I worked for them for a while, and experienced the imcompetence first hand!
But we are not saying Spar is Engrish. Please look at the Engrish-for-dummies bear. He is pointing at what we consider to be the Engrish of this post.
Titterpanda does not appreciate your renaming!!!
Ohh, I am sorry. Can it at least be my nickname for him?
Surely anything would have to be an improvement on Pedobear?
My local Spar once had a 750g block of cheese for sale at the bargain price of £37.50.
Not all Spar shops are in the UK. There are many throughout both Continental Europe and South America.
They also have them in Southern Africa and the Netherlands (or Belgium, can’t remember)
7th!!!!!!
No. But keep counting
Eventually, he’ll count to potato.
LAST!
Species is a 1995 science fiction horror film directed by Roger Donaldson, and starring Natasha Henstridge, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Forest Whitaker, Alfred Molina and Marg Helgenberger. It was given an R rating for sci-fi violence, strong sexuality, and some language.
This film produced one theatrical sequel in 1998, Species II, which had Henstridge, Madsen, and Helgenberger reprise their roles. It was followed by the direct-to-video Species III in 2004 and Species: The Awakening in 2007, which stands as a separate film, not as an official follow-up to the previous three.
I wonder how many they sell?
I’m sure that depends on how Steve tastes.
Steve flavor has 30% fewer calories than the original Steven flavor.
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Taking aim at lousy advertising
Lite Steve!
Non-fat Steve.
It’s Steve, but without the Blob.
Is Steve with blob still available?
I think they just took the last load on the blob wagon.
All the flavor of Steven, minus the N!
i miss steve…
So that’s what happened to Steve from Blue’s Clues!!!
Hang on, hang on, let’s look at the fine print here – are these genuine cuts of Steve, or are they just Steve *flavoured*? You know, when supermarkets take really cheap cuts, say loin of Allan or neck of Andrew, and just rub on some Steve seasoning, then wait for customers to mistake it for the real thing? This point will have to be clarified before I buy any.
I pealed back the coating and found it was Steve flavored tofu. Beer, garlic bread, and hot sauce haven’t killed the smarminess it left in my mouth.
Definitely unap-peal-ing.
You should see the mess I made of the church bell with my electric vegetable peeler.
Maybe the chops were flavoured by Steve. Dare we even ask what he used? Was he wearing pants at the time?
thats right i like the real thing ! it cant be bob with a bit of steve powder and herbs rubed on its has to be 100% steve!
What was it supposed to read? Stew flavoured? That doesn’t make sense either.
Perhaps the company which is producing these chops is named Steve or Steve’s. The actual product might just be flavoured chops.
steve jobs?
that would be wishful thinking.
Why? Is Steve Jobs noted for having good taste?
Apple flavoured iChops?
No, MacChops for MacRibs.
Esteban flavored chops are used to target the Spanish market
like Caliente Pockets
Guess the homophobes finally got to him… Poor Steve.
This Was Their Idea After Keith Flavoured Potato Chips Went Down The Plug Hole….
Soylent Green IS people!
Imagine the scene at the factory:
Worker 1: Has anyone seen Steve today?
Worker 2: Oops……
hmmn a white wine or a red. What do you want to be served with, Steve.