DANGER if you fall in the pond you will be boiled
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they’ll boil me?
i must not fall in the pond.
The punishment is too great.
Seems a harsh penalty for clumsiness.
Misty mountain lake
will stew the meat from your bones
with bubbles of steam.
All we need to do
Is throw in some nice dumplings –
No trespassing, though.
No! No dumpling!
Dump in the dumplings, but dont dump yourself in
There is nothing wrong to me :S
I guess this is not the right place to egg roll.
No, just do a barrel roll.
Is it a hot spring? One might actually be boiled
i think you are right there’s a loot of steam in the background
Watch out for pirates if there’s a loot!!
♪♫ Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me… ♪♫
Yar har fiddely dee
Being a pirate is all right with me♪
i arrre a pirate aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh………….
I got more experience as a pirate, cuz i play Puzzle Pirates
I like loots of steam.
Not much point looting steam methinks, too much water vapour, not enough pieces of eight.
Ahh, but if you elecrolyze it, then you will have more pieces of H than you’ll know what to do with!
Isn’t it amazing how much fun we can have with a simple typo?
Yes, just like my blood!
What kind of fun can we have with your blood?
The red kind?
Maybe we can play around with it.
Just don’t take too much, or I’ll get lightheaded!
Wow, a very rare type of blood.
Type O? I thought it was pretty common, though I was kind of disappointed when I got an O on my blood test. After I spent all night studying and everything! Both my parents got an A+, but I could only manage an O… So disgraceful…
Type O is very common in humans, but you’re a cat. They only have A, B, and AB. So you are a very rare species.
I am sorry that you failed your test. I on the other hand am an A+ blood type, but I won’t rub that on your face.
Well, I already am a rare cat who can talk and type, so yes, I am a rare breed! How hard did you have to study to get your A+?
I didn’t have to study at all. My parents prepared me to get an A+ since the day they were making me.
Don’t feel bad. Even though you failed your test, you are a very smart cat. I wish I could see you typing away.
Aww… Thank you! You are a very kind rabbit!
I promise not to eat you.
Ok, let’s end the conversation here. You are starting to get creepy.
Hey, cats get hungry, you know, and rabbits are some of our natural prey!
Ok, it was nice meeting you, but let’s just say, I am never getting close to you.
We can have a friend relationship on the internet, where everyone can see what we tell each other and nothing private involving just you and I.
Cool! I can be friends with a rabbit. My most natural prey is the Cheeseburger, anyway, so you have nothing to worry about as long as the wild cheeseburgers run freely.
And you’ll never find me off of the Internet! You’ll have to catch me first! Muahahahahaha!
Yes! The hot springs at Beppu, Ive been there
Correct. I have seen this sign at the Beppu Onsen when I went there. It’s pretty awesome.
I have to agree…the sign IS pretty awesome.
I bet the swimming there is to die for.
Straight and to-the-point WIN!!!!!
Trust me.
or in mikes case, liquified
yes mike,pure mike liquids…
Saw that on another website and told rangers at Yellowstone they should put these up around the geysers. In Japanese even, lots of Nihonjin tourists. I once had to stop a Japanese man from posing his wife next to a bison for a photo op! Have since learned some warning phrases in Japanese, that scared me so much.
ABUNAI!!!!!!!!!!!! *waves arms about in a panic*
How was that?
Yes, Peter Payne from J-list taught me that one. I’ve used it, too. At Hanauma Bay on Oahu I saw a Japanese girl about to try to touch a Moray eel. “Abunai” works just fine!
*sings*
When the eel that you feel
Doesn’t feel like an eel,
It’s a moray…
When you swim in the sea,
and an eel bites your knee,
it’s a moray!
They had to put the “Old Faithful” geyser in a fenced area because people thought they could play in that column of steam like ti was a water fall.
ha! the engrish title links to the previous picture!!!
O RRY?
yar rry
L. Learn to use iLt. for fLuck’s saLke.
I’d prefer not to be boiled, as one loses so much flavor that way.
I’d rather be steamed.
Or I could be flash fried…..to preserve freshness.
I prefer sun dried ; )
If you want to be sun dried, we firt have to get you wet. Please jump into the pond.
Speak for yourself. I’m no firt!
John,
You’re always checking my work, if you don’t want to go firt you can go lat.
He who lats last, lats best.
Previous Engrish post reference win!
“Being Boiled”– I love that song…
It is possible, just possible, that somewhere just out of shot there is a tribe of cannibals who are going to be really annoyed when they find out that some prankster has put up a warning sign just outside their outdoor kitchen. “Well, the plan was to eat al fresco tonight, but for some reason, the visitors just aren’t falling into the pot the way they usually do…”
Plus, Al Fresco is currently out of town.
I think they mean it..you can see what looks like steam or smoke under the tree…it could be in the same place as Beppu,japan..called the hells. It’s nine hot springs that if you fall in you die..but they are really awesome looking.
After you’re boiled, do they feed you to the fish and crocodiles?
no they sell your body to the Used & Dead Store to make some quick cash .
OH NOES!! STEVE!!!!
this must be where that “No Dumpling Rule” is : P
But boiled dumplings are tasty!!
Aren’t dumplings boiled by definition?
I use hot broth.
… and then there will be cake!
The cake is a lie
I’m just pleased my real name isn’t Steve!
Did you change it to protect the innocent?
No, he changed it to protect the guilty.
In Japan, many of the ponds around volcanos actually contain boiling acidic water. Not recommended falling into one. You will boil to d34h.
Funny, the brochure I got from the Tourism Board never mentioned that…
I bet somewhere in Japan has a sister pond and a similar sign reads:
DANGER: if you fall in the pond, you will be instantly french-fried!
owch
oh noez D: