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“This is my property, I make the rules, and I declare that dumplings are yucky!”
But… but… I can still has gyozas outside, yes?
and beef and cabbage and pork and duck!!!!!!sorry, my mom make THE BEST dumplings i have evar had !!!!!zabimaru your a Steve chop for not liking dumplings …but Steve soup with whore dust is quite good it goes well with a glass of mike and painapple…and if you dont like that you can get raost tuna with cancer ragout,and if you dont like that ill pick up something for you in the “those”supplies aisle
if you dont like anything here this establishment has a complaining book.
Maybe they meant ” No Dumping”, as in “Don’t Litter”!
Ya think?
No, clearly what was meant was, “No dumb ling,” which means that no stupid fish are allowed.
but stupid fish are tasty!!!!!!
They’re the only ones we eat – smart fish don’t get caught.
They do, but only by the smartest fishermen.
Naw, I think they meant it as a term of endearment, but left out a comma.
“No, Dumpling.”
No Rubenesque nude nature worshipers.
Given the obesity epidemic here in the States, that definitely gives more breathing room for the other nudists!
Sir, I have never dumpled, nor would I care to.
Have you ever tried Kipling?
No, I’ve never Kipled.
Since I may be the only soul old enough here with a bloated clunker brain, except possibly for Droll, there was a best-selling postcard back in the ’40s, I believe, which depicted a man asking a woman if she liked Kipling, referring, of course, to Rudyard Kipling, the renowned British literary figure. She replied, “I don’t know, I’ve never Kipled.” This was what passed for racy fare back in those days.
Durr!
Dahling, we may not all have been around in the 40s, but some of us are reasonably well read.
Oh, I know some of us are. I have commented in the past that this site seems to draw in some serious brain power, more so than some sites I’ve been involved with where one would expect a high level of intellect and erudition. But I also know that many young folks feel any knowledge of anything that happened before the advent of the Pentium is superfluous. And I’ve also had the experience of thinking something was general knowledge when in fact it turned out to be quite obscure.
And for the record, I was not around in the ’40s, either!
because on those sites it’s people attempting to be smart on purpose….and failing miserably.
And for those of us who are not reasonably well read, we know how to google.
P.S. I am 26yrs old and my parent’s weren’t even around in the 40′s.
A surprising number of “contributors” to this web site clearly DON’T know how to google, although how anyone survives any more in this world without the capacity to do a decent websearch is beyond me. But thank you so much for reminding me how incredibly old I am!
Apostrophes are used to show possession or to denote contractions, not to make plurals. To say “’40′s” would be considered acceptable by some, because some people make plurals out of letters or numbers by inserting an apostrophe, although DSS still frowns on it, since there is nothing wrong with “’40s,” now, is there? But parent is an ordinary word, something often found around the house, and unless you’re talking about their stuff, you don’t need to hit them with an apostrophe.
Thank you for your corrections. I am afraid my parents will never forgive me for hitting them with anything.
I am now beginning to realize that if I write with grammatical errors, I will get called on. But if I write in Engrish, everyone will understand what I write without having a problem with it.
I will crazy.
Well, yes, there’s always google, but isn’t it more fun to make up ever more ludicrous answers?
Of course! That’s usually my first choice. But when I haven’t figured out what something actually means after a few rounds of playing with it, then I look it up.
And for those who don’t like to google, you can bing.
Don’t know what something means? Bing it.
You don’t google or bing? Well, yahoo!!!
If no dumpling is allowed, can I egg roll?
Only if you’re hard boiled.
you’ll get fried any other way
Yeah, that won’t go over easy with the rangers.
Texas or Power?
You may be arrested if they suspect you of poaching.
Ok everyone, please don’t scramble the situation.
Let’s just all keep the sunny side up, okay?
OOOOMMMM…LET me get back to you when I think of something egg-related to say.
Sure. It’s not like you’re being timed for three minutes or something.
Oh goodness no. I don’t like to be timed.
I like to take things “over easy”.
Right back hatch you!
That was a cheep shot.
Well, eggs-cuse me!
No, but you can chow mein.
It’d take an awful lot of chow to satisfy Maine.
Dumpling-phobics can really end up paranoid.
Just because you’re paranoid, that doesn’t mean the dumplings aren’t out to get you.
How about pierogies? Are pierogies allowed?
Most certainly not! All pierogies anywhere in the vicinity of this property are immediately forfeited to the Gatekeeper, who keeps vats of sauteed onions and sour cream handy.
Gatekeeper was obviously drooling too voraciously over the prospect of pierogies to properly nest his comment. Therefore, his claim to any pierogies is immediately forfeited to me.
It’s actually a rather odd invitation by the owners of the property.
They enjoy company and often offer guests delicious dumplings,
but express it by saying,
No trespassing results in no dumpling.
No trespasser = no dumpling? Perhaps this means that trespassers must be dealt with before dumplings can be eaten. “If we are in the middle of the course with the dish containing dumplings, and the security staff locate a trespasser on the grounds, the klaxon will sound. When you hear this alarm, load your shotgun. You will find your shotgun under your seat. If you have children with you, load your own shotgun first, then help them to locate and load their shotguns. Please then follow the directions of the hosts – file out into the grounds via the nearest exit. There are rows of lights set into the dining room floor to guide you to the exit. We will then enjoy an impromptu trespasser hunt, and return to our dinner later. Do not worry about your dumplings – chef will keep them warm.”
The muzzle loading blunderbuss and fowling pieces have yesterdays dumplings already loaded into them. More leftover dumplings, powder, and caps are in the reload bags. They are more effective than deer slugs, are lead free, and can be worked into the stuffing..
I’m with Chrisfs on this one; if you don’t trespass, you don’t get a dumpling.
I’m gonna go get my my dumpling!
If I can’t have dumpling, then I don’t want the stew.
See, the Chinese health authorities are concerned about the amount of saturated fat in the dim sum that they’re all so fond of. So really we should take it very seriously. Although if you only take in healthy snax they will still do you for trespassing. To be on the safe side, just throw lettuce over the fence.
Aww, that’s sweet. Now go eat sh!t and die.
EEK! I never expected to meet my ex gf on this blog. How ya doin Alice?
Well, I’m just taking my apples and going home, then!
Please do turn around and go home.
*laughing*
[Speaking in low voice so that notolaf won't hear]
He doesn’t know those are not apples, they’re PAINAPPLES.
those will go well your MANANA!
I have no reason to live anymore! Not the dumpling!
you to dump Ling at other playse