Comments on: That’s a niche business if I’ve ever seen one

By: Desi

Desi — Tue, 10 May 2011 20:09:02 +0000

i don’t know…third o.o

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 20:57:42 +0000

Pet Store?

By: Hakenkat

Hakenkat — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:04:27 +0000

like lindsey lohan’s career OOOOOOH!!!

By: Queen o'sarcasm

Queen o'sarcasm — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:15:18 +0000

ilove puntuacion!///.??/
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By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:55:27 +0000

What, you don’t have a smoking hat?

By: Mark. Gooley

Mark. Gooley — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:39:03 +0000

I could do with a translation… except apart from that dark-colored blotch that might be a Chinese word, there’s nothing to translate. The Used and The Dead would make a great title for a book or movie, or Used and Dead a good band name. Almost religious language: God judging the Used and the Dead?

By: laconejita

laconejita — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:30:20 +0000

You are hired. You can be my bodyguard who gets rid of trolls. I seem to remember that you are good at replying to them, by writing big long paragraphs of seriousness.

Plus that frown on your face goes well with the job.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:19:10 +0000

Perhaps you made your icon too attractive. You seem to be attracting troll-stalkers.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:17:45 +0000

Here, it seems there’s always room for a Monty Python reference, well-placed or not!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:52:38 +0000

What’s on second.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:56:46 +0000

I know this is Engrish.

I was referring to my posting, saying it wasn’t funny.

But Ding Lame to you too.

By: funnir

funnir — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:16:11 +0000

usuck

By: funnir

funnir — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:15:18 +0000

no really, what

By: lilie

lilie — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:13:35 +0000

shut up

By: katrina

katrina — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:11:12 +0000

go $#@% yourself no it isnt funny because this is engrish

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:39:50 +0000

And the proper spacing depot.

By: baldrick

baldrick — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:36:20 +0000

There is always room for a well-placed Monty Python reference.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:49:50 +0000

I reread the script. The person saying “I don’t want to go on the cart” gets klonked after the person with the cart looks both ways and checks for no observers.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:30:06 +0000

That wasn’t a DPH clonk, that was a “I’m not dead yet” klonk.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:14:28 +0000

It probably has something to do with age. When I was 26, on Monday if people asked me how my weekend was, I might say, “It was awful. I didn’t do a thing, just stayed home.” Today, if people ask me how my weekend was, I’ll say, “It was great! I didn’t do a thing, just stayed home.”

By: laconejita

laconejita — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:03:52 +0000

So, what John is saying is that now

USED AND DEAD will replace TGIF

By: Dreadful Spelling Sprite

Dreadful Spelling Sprite — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:12:15 +0000

While you’re on the way to the Capitol, you should also stop at the Punctuation Store! You seem to be running a bit low…

By: Dreadful Spelling Sprite

Dreadful Spelling Sprite — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:09:38 +0000

But perhaps you should visit the Capitol instead, and pick up some of those special large letters they have there!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:08:32 +0000

Take it from an old drunk, going to the pub does nothing positive for anyone’s brains.

By: Queen o'Sarcasm

Queen o'Sarcasm — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 11:58:20 +0000

yes , him sadly his memory will live on I still get nightmares about him

By: Queen o'Sarcasm

Queen o'Sarcasm — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 11:56:28 +0000

i think they’ve got brains a the pub! we should go there…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 08:40:31 +0000

The song refers to brains inside one’s head, not those busy being digested!

By: Mr. Frykas

Mr. Frykas — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:07:10 +0000

Oho, I get it… It’s a second-hand battery store….

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 05:37:58 +0000

Well, can I have brains instead?

♫♫–I could while away the hours, conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain.
And my head I’d be scratchin’ while
my thoughts were busy hatchin’…♫♫

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:55:26 +0000

We seem to have to resort to autocloking these days…

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:52:59 +0000

*klonk*

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:57:20 +0000

Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:54:51 +0000

Don’t be such a baby. You’ll be stone dead in a moment.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:27:07 +0000

Security, we have a stalker. He even named himself as his favorite blogger.

Sir, please remain 100 yards away.

By: yrb

yrb — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:55:17 +0000

Michael Jackson?

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 08:25:47 +0000

Hush, dear, don’t make a fuss. I’ll have your brains. I love ‘em! I’m having brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, baked beans, brains, brains, brains and brains!
OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:28:00 +0000

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:17:28 +0000

I’m not dead yet. Really, I’m fine.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:15:40 +0000

But I don’t want any brains.

By: Gone_With_The_Wendell

Gone_With_The_Wendell — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:47:59 +0000

It affects me similarly; the effect is horrendous.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:40:49 +0000

Well, it was coughin’ up blood last night…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:15:22 +0000

Is this the shopfront for the Brains Brains Brains Brains factory staffed by zombies? Where zombies can shop. Or maybe it’s a cafe.
“What’s on the lunch menu?”
“Well, we’ve got brains and eggs, brains and tomato and eggs, brains brains baked beans and brains, brains brains brains sausage eggs and brains, or brains tomato brains brains sausage and brains”.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:13:05 +0000

I don’t want to go on the cart…

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:02:03 +0000

Super Number 1 store for Necrofiriacs

By: laconejita

laconejita — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:50:40 +0000

Ok, I realize this isn’t funny, because it actually makes sense.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:48:56 +0000

Don’t worry about that. After death some body parts still have reflexes.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:29:43 +0000

It’s their equivalent of their “blow-up-dolls”

By: bluejade

bluejade — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:38:29 +0000

I like to return this one; it’s still kicking!

By: Anna Rexia

Anna Rexia — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:23:06 +0000

So this is where necrophiliacs do their trading!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:39:44 +0000

Replacement parts from recent cadavers at Mort(uary)’s Pick ‘N Pull.