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If the crap takes place after the curry egg, no amount of pineapple is going to disguise the unfortunate fragrance.
what if it’s painapple?you know a least you food would be uncomfortably energetic!
You don’t know what uncomfortable IS until you’ve crapped a painapple.
you know what i havent done that but it must be VERY uncomfortable !
but do you speak from experience? dude, you need a POWERTHIRST!
No matter what I talk about, it’s an experience.
“Curry, Egg, Horse, Shoe, Crap and Pineapple.”
Ohhh, heads will roll at McDonald’s because of this recipe leak…
I thought I had their McGriddles figured out!
Ah, it brings back memories of school dinners.
With the school budget cuts in my state, they had to cut out the pineapple and egg. We are left with horse, shoe, curry and crap.
When the stud master said “curry the horses”, I don’t think that’s what he had in mind!
When the Stud Master speaks, you don’t think about what he has in mind, you MOVE!
Face him and back away.
Your replies make me wonder if there’s a meaning for “stud master” that I’m not aware of. If there is one, nobody has put it in the Urban Dictionary yet.
Just visit some S&M sites and you’ll know what to do in your future dealings with the Stud Master.
Ah, I see…. S&M is one subject on which I’m quite happy to remain ignorant.
Opera is that way for me. Of course, the two are not necessarily mutually exclusive.
Enjoy the pain, JohnB!
It ain’t opera and it ain’t over ’till the fat stud master ladies sing. The plot and dialog are raunchy enough to force a parental guidance warning.
Those ladies are spooky! The music is ok until you look at their faces.
It’s not over ’til the fat lady STINGS!
Since opera stings my ears from the opening notes, I guess they’re all over very quickly!
Pish tosh, you just haven’t listened to the right opera yet. have you tried “Nabucco” or “Carmen” or “Aida”?
Opera – heavy metal for grown-ups.
Too true! Maybe this will make a believer out of JohnB!
OOps. I forgot, this isn’t singing part! Enjoy anyway!
Opera would be fine with me if they just wouldn’t sing!
wow… this is a much deeper conversation than i would expect from a lolcats associated website…
Opera, for me, is like green beans. All my life I’ve had people telling me that it’s not that I don’t like green beans, it’s that I haven’t had the right ones yet, cooked the way they do. And then they still taste like green beans. And opera always sounds like opera. And sorry, I’m quite grown and still love heavy metal.
I agree. Although I love green beans, no matter how they’re cooked. I just agree with all opera sounding the same to me
Preference for types of music is an interesting area about which we have virtually no research. And yet as a clinician, I almost always ask people what kind of music they like, since I think it gives me some clues as to what the inside of their mind is like.
“Stud master?” That’s an interesting job title…
I didn’t know horseshoe crabs were edible
That’s exactly what I thought…
I think most crabs are edible, it’s just that with some of them, getting the meat out is such a pain in the proverbial that it’s hardly worth it. With all of them, frankly, I like crab meat, but getting the meat out expends more energy than is gained from eating it. It’s inconvenience food.
I’m with you here. If anybody has bothered to extract the crab meat for me, I’ll eat it with relish. If I have to work for it, I’ll go for the seafood that’s not behind a fortress.
I find that crab meat tastes better when I eat it as I take it out of the crab. Maybe it has something to do with not overwhelming the tastebuds.
Probably just cognitive dissonance. The harder you work for something, the more you believe it’s worth when you get it.
I’m not so sure. It seems different when I take out all the meat and then eat it.
Probably because by that time you’re too tired to enjoy it!
For those who are interested, the crap scraped out of horseshoes will take your breath away. I don’t think curry and pineapple will make it palatable, no matter what level of culinary skill is applied.
Horses have toe-jam? I don’t think I’ll ever cease to be amazed by the kinds of information that turn up on this site!
They have quantum toe jam; toe jam x a bunch.
Yup, I can attest to that. But if you don’t clean their feet, they can get injured.
If you do clean their feet, you can get injured. It’s one of those no-win situations.
I can see how someone can bring themselves to eating all of these ingredients, but who has the teeth to bite into the horse shoe?
The acids and enzymes in pineapple will break down anything.
Oh good then, there’s no need to digest anything. The horse shoe and crap will slide right down.
“but who has the teeth to bite into the horse shoe?”
Not horseshoe, horseshoe crab.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_crab
I read “horse shoe crap.”
Whatever possessed you to read what is actually there???
Silly of me, I know!
Me, I’m surprised someone hasn’t commented that this is “NOT ENGRISH,” since horses, shoes, and crap may be an actual part of this real delicacy, or that the character for “crap” may really say “crap.” Never underestimate the thickness of a determined contrarian.
Its a good thing the photo looks so enticing, or people may not even try it.
Hey man- don’t knock it till ya try it!
I was laughing so hard, I nearly spit out my soda!
Yukkkk! What a strange name a menu has got but looking at the menu it makes me tempting to eat……..
By comparison, probably. People just taste of pineapple. Or ham. Can’t remember. I prefer horse.
Um, people, horse shoe crab is a real sea creature, and people do eat them.
And did you know that there are actually creatures in the air called “birds”? And that people eat them, too?
And also in the water, they are ducks and on the ground, they are chickens and stuff. I learn eet from a book. Do horse shoe crabs lay eggs I wonder book don’t tell me always ready to learn. Also need to know how many courses in this meal, is it just one or many, I’m planning a dinner party.
Well, for this meal, I think there are three prerequisite courses.
I took a Crap course in high school. Can I get an exemption?
NO. If you have a problem with that, speak to The Stud Master. (he’s your invention anyway…)
So sorry, my dear Mr. Not Troll, but you don’t know what crap IS until you’ve taken it from ME!!! NO EXEMPTIONS!!!!!!
Don’t blame that one on me! The stud master I meant is in charge of a horse stud (ranch).
If the Stud Master did not exist, we would be obliged to invent him.
Oh, I’m sure there will be at least one Stud Master in the S&M industry soon. I sometimes wonder how many of the catch-phrases we invent here are being used by someone else to make money. It will soon be summer here, and I’ll be watching the T shirts.
Actual translation: ROASTED **PIMP EGG CURRY It’s the roasted balls of a pimp? COOL!แมงดา = pimp (or horseshoe crab)
Seriously though, it a dish with egg and horeshoe crab. no mention of pineapple
OMG, if possible, that sounds even more delicious!! Roasted pimp balls, it’s been too long…!
Roasted pimp balls? Who’s the chef? Some angry prostitute that couldn’t take it anymore?
They are only available when there is a turf war between pimps; I’m not sure exactly why…
my mum actually ordered this dish and it didn’t have pineapple in it whatsoever but it was really good haha alot tastier than it sounded = )
My KEYBOARD is tastier than this sounds!
Licking the V is fine, but some of the other keys taste like shift!
hah!! that actually made me giggle to myself a little
I don’t like the P either.
Then apparently your choice of name was unfortunate.
Phonetically speaking really it isn’t
Okay. So how do you pronounce “Pepe” without the “P” sound? Are you the reincarnation of e.e. cummings??
I don’t make p sounds when I pronounce words.
And do eole actually understand your seech?
Hmm. Sometimes they don’t but I think it has nothing to do with the lack of pees.
They just naturally ick on you?
Any particular reason?
I’m sorry. Any articular reason?
Sorry, got bored for a moment there, fell asleep on my keyboard. Luckily I didn’t drool on the p… As to your question, you just seem to naturally pick on me, any particular reason?
Nice.!