-
-
Copy & paste this:
« Previous It’s what we’ve all feared. The zombies have formed a corporation. | I honestly don’t know where to begin here Next »
» Glory! 54 Comment
Leave a Reply
-
Recent Talking Abouts
Pectolatra on They Have Some Funny Ideas Abo… FRomJP on They Have Some Funny Ideas Abo… otaku on Look Into Crystal Boll! You Se… Stephanie Stewart a.… on Wise Cat Is Wise coyoteman on They Have Some Funny Ideas Abo… And Baby Makes Three… on That’s Not Considered a … Will on They Have Some Funny Ideas Abo… bluejade on They Have Some Funny Ideas Abo… Droll not Troll on They Have Some Funny Ideas Abo… Droll not Troll on Handicrafts Just Got Pers… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
We wanted to get rid of that door anyway!
didn understan’t
Is that a bird holding a bra?
The bird is probably a bluetit, looking for a mate.
I thought it was a stork, delivering a “B” to the sign-painter.
Awwwwww, a bouncing baby B!
Sooning will be today all constructed?
Somewhere between morning and evening we get that indefinite part of the day called Sooning.
Somewhere between lunch and evening we get that interminable boring meeting we escape by Snoozing. Until we find that we are terminable after all.
I told the painter the ing goes on the open not on the soon.
There’s the rub! He put it on the thing that opens.
Perhaps I gave him my instructions in Engrish.
I’ve been reading this site too long. It took me a minute to figure out the problem.
Speak too you sooning will like rest, the be of us. Ah, the many folded joys of Engrish!
Jimmy, just know that the first step is to realize you have a problem. You are already making progress.
Who said anything about a problem?
John,
There are 12 steps to recovery. You are on step ZERO.
But the fact that you show up the Engrish meetings, means a lot.
Believe me, I know the steps well. The last 20 years of my life probably wouldn’t have been possible without them. But Engrish for me isn’t a problem, it’s a solution! I had acquired an acute deficiency of Vitamin L, laughter. Since coming here, that’s been cured.
(applause)
Ok, does anyone else like to share with the group. Please don’t be shy.
Um, okay, um, right, yes…. my name is Sam, and I’m an Engrishoholic. It’s been about 24 hours since my last left comment and hilarity… and I have no intention of trying to quit because it’s too much fun.
um, name being alisson…it be the egrish be too happy too quit!;)
Hello! Meowth is me, and I not quit Engrish evering. Too fun and funny. It is. Squid mustache!
Hello, I’m bluejade and I am two people. I started doing engrish because I can’t face the real world, and this is definitely not the real world. I come here several times a day, in desperate search of something to snicker over. Each time, it wears off, and I’m back where I started, looking for ever lower sources of amusement… sometimes it’s all i can think about. People have begun to notice… I’m afraid my kid is using it too!
Thank you for everyone who shared. As you may notice, other people here have the same experiences as you. That’s why we feel at home here, because they understand us.
Even I have been using the Engrish site for a while and have experienced being in bed and all of the sudden I think of something good to post. The next morning, I have to come here and write it.
Anyone else?
Hi, I’m Bluejade also and I too suffer from this addiction. One of my true fears is that– being that to me most engrish makes perfect sense– that I will start to use it in my normal speech.
Another issue is, I spend so much time using engrish, my school work and grades has dropped noticeably.
But, I too, do not plan to quit.
Thank you, it felt good to let all of that out.
I… I must confess this uneasy feeling… Having said that Engrish was not the problem, it was the solution…. I remember having… well, said that about alcohol, too, before I quit… Could this really be… an addiction???? Where’s my sponsor???????
John has just experienced a breakthrough. He is starting to realize he has an addiction.
Please a moment of silence as he puts his thoughts together.
We can has sponsors??!! Will to give us monies??!!
No, that’s only during the annual Engrishathon, during which we raise money for the poor unfortunate people who have a form of brain damage that means they cannot get a laugh out of a simple funny, and cannot just let other people get a laugh out of a simple funny – their disability compels them to hang around, despite being unamused, and say “That’s not Engrish” out loud. It’s called Toolette’s syndrome. You don’t get to keep any of the moneys or internets that you are sponsored to raise. At least, you’re not *supposed* to keep any. You haven’t been embezzling the Engrishathon funds, have you?
Thank you, Dr. Handle. I feel better already. Now I realize that whatever the extent of my dependence upon the LOLZ I find here, I am still far better off than those poor people who are addicted to EngrishFunny, and yet are in complete denial that anything is ever Engrish or funny. Let us have a moment of silence for the humor-impaired folks who are constitutionally incapable of a good, honest laugh.
The Boton door _will_ open and the Sooning will begin. You have been warned!
I’m with John on this one. The only thing I noticed at first was that I thought “boton” was “bottom.” Brought a whole new meaning to the picture.
ps @ laconejita: You missed “at” in your last sentence. It’s odd how I notice the English typos more than the Engrish ones.
I think I’m turning Japanese.
I really think so.
Hurr hurr, I read this as a bum joke too, hurr hurr, they made a bum joke, “bottom – opening soon”, hurr hurr. BUM!
ahhh…a bum joke teehee!hardy har har
I kept thinking “Botox.”
That would certainly lead to an opening soon, if applied to the bottom.
Thank you Anna for noticing.
For those of you who didn’t notice my mistake, please ignore Anna’s comment.
about to turn to an epic win once the door opens
I don’t know about that. Once the door opens, it will say “Open Soon”.
But once the place opens, it would need to say “Now Open”.
So when the door opens, this will still be a FAIL
BOTON!
what you get when Voltron gets sponsored by a beauty product : P
Futile resistance is! No wrinkles!
After using BOTON your face will be young and radiant.
Botox = Young
Radiation= Radiant
The perfect combination, why didn’t we think of this before?
I think you’d get a boton if you crossed a Higgs boson with a proton, but what am I, a nuclear physicist?
You might win a Nobel Prize if you get to the boton of this.
Well, CERN still hasn’t gotten their machine running well enough to tell whether the Higgs boson really exists or not, so I’m probably better off turning my attention to problems with which I have some experimental experience, like why the number of socks going into the dryer is always even but the number coming out is always odd.
Because of the Eater Of Socks, silly. Don’t you read your Pratchett? Oh, wait…
How odd! Boton® is a typeface, but there’s no example of it in this photo.
That’s because it’s too sooning to open.
I hope it opens sooning than latering! I don’t wanna waiting!
Waiting when sooning not a problem. It is waiting when longing that will get to you…
Can’t believe opening soon can be open sooning.. haha..
Read enough of the previous posts and pretty soon there will be nothing you can’t believe!
Why is everyone fighting?you’re supposed to be laughing!