Roasted tuna with cancer ragout
Ovenbaked poltry breast with bacon & cheese
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I don’t speak Hungarian, but I really hope this refers to some kind of crab stew…
I’m Hungarian and yes, you’re right.
I thought that might prove to be the case.
I’m Hungry. And yes, you’re right.
I’m just plain Hungary.
Want some Turkey?
(for those who don’t know) Hungary was occupated by Turkey for like 150 yrs
Love some, as long as it’s not cooked in Greece.
Actually, Turkey was in Greece for even longer than Hungary, so I imagine it’s still quite saturated.
Long-legged Italy
Kicked poor Sicily
Right in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea
Austria was Hungary
Took a piece of Turkey
Dipped it in Greece
Fried it in Japan
And ate it off China.
- Quentin Blake
(not geopolitically correct, I know, but it was in a children’s joke book after all. The book is pretty old and I’m not sure if kids these days would even understand.)
Can I get that with whore crab dust?
Maybe if the whore has her rag out….
i remember that ! dr handle was talking about curry powder!crushing a whore with youre bare hands is kinda hard dont ya think?
Not if you’ve had practice, although in this house we prefer to use the mortar and pestle, as it’s better for combining ingredients, and also easier to clean up.
But you do have to do a careful cleanup to avoid possible pestle-lence.
I don’t think many Australians would eat at a place called Gastro Gardens. Gastro is what we call gastroenteritis!
Gastro Gardens sounds like a euphemism for MuckDonalds.
We Yanks don’t use that cute abbrev for gastroenteritis, but it still doesn’t sound appetizing here Up Over, probably because the prefix “gastro” is most often followed by “intestinal,” and that word opens a whole can of worms, so to speak…
That’s why their logo is convulsing intestines.
Cancer. Sign of the crab.
thats my friends sign i am a Gemini !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
I’m a Taurus, but think astrology is a lot of bull.
Is the dreadful pun fairy on vacation? Cause that one was a whopper… (with cheese)
Oh, I had expected a big clonk on “pestle-lence” above, which I thought was even more dreadful. But I think there are just too many of us wearing out her wand. She needs some pixie assistants. Don’t worry, I take my required trips to DP Hell whether I get clonked or not. I’m docile and well trained.
I have a theory that Brother John is just doing it on purpose so that he can get stamps on his card, and get the free internets. It’s some idiot scheme that management has dreamed up – one of the results has been that we’ve had to install a second revolving door.
Some of us have been there so often we have keys in case we need to open shop or fill in for sick staff..
You are sailing very close to the wind (or, indeed, a clonk) with that one…
It was stringer than me! I had to check whether the DPH fairy really WAS on vacation (and I figured if we elevated the local pun concentration it might draw her out)… besides, I’ve heard it’s not such a bad place for short periods of time
Actually, we have a hell of a time down there! Things are always cooking, and all the women are hot!
Did you notice that new sushi bar opening next to the library?
Hell is probably the only place I’d consider eating sushi! Raw flesh of any kind is, to me, unappealing.
I’m a Cancer.
Oh, crab.
I’m a Cancer, too. I don’t have any nippers, but I sometimes get an irresistible urge to walk sideways.
You say that like it’s unusual?
How many saucepans can you handle at once?
That depends on how much whore dust I can get.
hey bob relax. no need of caps.
and you’re wrong. everybody knows that. and you forgot the question mark.
and nobody noticed the stunning word of “poltry”. Coz’ I know only poultry.
“Poltry” is poultry that is on the paltry side.
I wondered if it had something to do with poltroons.
Good call, since poultry and poltroons are both likely to be chicken.
As is the sky, which is not yellow. (Let’s see, boys and girls, if anyone gets the ref this time…)
None yet? I had to google that one. Not sure I’ve ever heard that song.
Ah, I cited it in another post maybe four months ago. Guess there aren’t many Bob Dylan aficionados around any more. “Tombstone Blues,” from the album Highway 61 Revisited (1965), perhaps my favorite Dylan album of all time. The relevant verses go:
Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief
Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief
Saying, “Tell me great hero, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?”
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
Saying, “Death to all those who would whimper and cry”
And dropping a barbell he points to the sky
Saving, “The sun’s not yellow, it’s chicken”
(Refrain)
Mama’s in the factory, she ain’t got no shoes
Daddy’s in the alley, he’s lookin’ for food,
And I’m in the kitchen with the tombstone blues
I thought we were supposed to drop those Us on this side of the Pond…
Not always. From colour and favour, yes. I don’t know if it has to do with the “r” or with it being the first syllable, but right offhand the only other two-syllable word with -oul in the first syllable I can think of is coulomb, which is hardly a good example. Ghoulish is a little better. Yourself, there’s one right on point. Maybe you only drop the “U” on second or final syllables.
they were just cowards to check the dictionary. maybe that’s the connekshun
At first, I read ‘Ovenbaked’ as ‘Overbaked’…
I saw it the same way! In fact, I thought “overbaked poltry breast” was the funniest part.
It’s : À la carte not A’la Carte
One true God on a moving table.
*groan* that remark was definitely not halal.
At least it is cheap…
Under five dollars usd an entree. Very cheap.
A much cheaper way to get cancer than smoking!
in hungarian there’s the same word for crab and cancer
obviously they didn’t know which english word to choose
p.s. the ironic thing is the original site is called homar.blog.hu, and homár means lobster
I always thought Homer Simpson just needed some feelers to be more at home in Bikini Bottom!
From: About.com (if you feel them to be a reliable source… but I have heard similar explanations)
“The word cancer came from the father of medicine, Hippocrates, a Greek physician. Hippocrates used the Greek words, carcinos and carcinoma to describe tumors, thus calling cancer “karkinos.” The Greek terms actually were words to describe a crab, which Hippocrates thought a tumor resembled. Although Hippocrates may have named “Cancer,” he was certainly not the first to discover the disease. The history of cancer actually begins much earlier.”
I must say that they had an absolutely brilliant insight when they realized that just because Hippocrates named cancer, that doesn’t mean it wasn’t there before. And here all these years I’d been thinking Hippocrates INVENTED cancer, and wondering why his name was so revered, whereas I cursed his name in the same breath as the people who invented tooth decay and horseflies.
is this what is killing /b/?
Hey, it could be that Chef Crab is preparing the ragout! He’s a dab hand, er, claw at multitasking in the kitchen, so preparing ragout and stuffing a chicken at the same time would be no challenge at all for him.
Mmmmmm! Gastro Gardens!
Don’t worry there’s no need to kill ourselfs. We just have to eat the tuna with cancer. Death will be slow and painful
I had a typo, I meant to say ourselves. For those of you that didn’t notice the typo, please ignore this note.
Your typo was noted, of course, but the offense paled in the glare of the nasty post above it. We’re all here to have fun, and some of us are capable of Picasso moments, but some of us are finger painting. (And some of us who have genius moments like to dabble in the finger paints once in a while, too.) Don’t bother fretting about what you don’t find funny. Find something you do. Or better yet, say something that IS funny. Like I’ve said, it’s easy to be a critic, but being funny is tough.
Pickle surprise!
Nobody’s russian to reply here. I fear that could be the finnish of this thread.
Well, I’ve just Czecked it out.
Did Ukraine your neck to see it?
No, but you can say azure bye, John to me.
You win some internets for the reply to the troll, and more internets for your correction! LOL!!
i don’t why anyone even noticed the cancer. bacon is the obvious choice here. now, if it was bacon wrapped cancer with a side of bacon, we would have a different story.
Dogs don’t know it’s not cancer.
It’s pretty much roast tuna with a dill crab casserole, not the cancer.
Isten, áld meg a magyart!
lolz hungary pwns XD (szerintem ez 1 cigány vendéglő)
The French is also wrong. XD
Here’s why this one’s NOT a fail — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_(genus)
who pays to get/eat cancer? Gross!