Blob Wagon
Submitted by: Ginger Kimbark via Engrish Funny Submissions
This is a child’s shirt, purchased near Nagoya, Japan.
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Weight loss advert win. It’s just so true.
Don’t really see this as Engrish. Unless i misunderstood something.
Are they referring to those who have been squished into blobs… there is a cross on the side.
Were they trying to play Connect 4 with ambulances?
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A neighbor was a paramedic. One call was a morbidly obese person in an upstairs bedroom. He ruined his back trying to transport the patient down a set of narrow stairs. They now send a fire crew to help carry patients for most transport calls.
There is a specially equipped ambulance for the region for people over 400 lb (180 kg). All of the towns within a 2 hour driving radius have heard of it and it is booked so often they have justified buying a second one.
That’s very sad
My mom’s a nurse and she used to do home care, and had to take care of a fellow so obese that he literally could do nothing for himself – not even make it to the toilet. My mom did what she could for him but eventually he needed to be hospitalised, and what happened? They had to take the side wall off his house to get the dude out, because they couldn’t get him through the door. Shame.
Believe me, I am aware of this problem. We had a client at a residential facility I worked at who topped 400 lbs. But surely that has nothing to do with this shirt…
You are right the shirt seems to be a medium size.
I could see someone calling an ambulance for the morbidly obese a blob wagon.
At least among themselves. I know ER docs often tell each other an undesirable patient is a “GOMER,” meaning “Get Out of My ER.” In talking about severely demented people, I’ve been known to say, “LONH,” which people I’ve worked with know means “Lights On, Nobody Home.” Jargon can be dehumanizing, but in the interests of rapid and graphic communication (and in any health care field, you often need to do that), it works.
Don’t forget FLK – Funny Looking Kid, and LOL – Little Old Lady (usually just after some attention, complaining of “itchy bones and fingernails”).
FLK is used by maternity nurses when they notice anomalies that suggest genetic mutations and a need for diagnostic testing and is not just used as a comment on an odd looking kid. FLP (parents) was a chart notation that the kid got his genetics directly.
I’d be careful about that, because Gomer could well be interpreted as an insulting term for someone of Asian extraction.
I’ve never heard that one, and I grew up in a suburb of NYC where most of us learned multiple ethnic slurs for anyone of almost any conceivable origin. Is that new or perhaps regional? (And I’ve done many consults in the ER but never had occasion to use that term myself.)
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That is so funny!
I’m loving the title! It’s so gross
this shirt is funny but obesity isn’t as the guy said its like connect the dots
with ambulances !!!!!!!!1
Steve McQueen’s last ride?
Maybe this is the non-urgent job veehickle that’s sent to scrape up the blob after a particularly nasty road crash, fall from great height, or steamroller accident.
Awaiting moderation??? AWAITING MODERATION???!!! In the name of the FSM, how the #*%^ can the above comment possibly, POSSIBLY, be construed as requiring vetting, even by the most stupid of automated programs???
I believe the moderators here are actual people, not a program.
The moderators undoubtedly are, but items are almost certainly selected for moderation by some sort of bot. Most of us have learned certain words to stay away from that keep us away from most moderation, but there certainly are occasional items when it seems totally inexplicable why that one would be singled out.
What’s the FMS?
The FSM. The Flying Spaghetti Monster (may you be touched by His noodly appendage).
RAmen!
Free-menstrual syndrome.
By jove! I think you’ve just found the name we long-suffering husbands of post-menopausal women have been searching for all these years!!
*GASP* You used the sacred name of the FSM in VAIN! You have offended Him! Go don full pirate regalia and PRAY FOR YOUR SALVATION! Or your salivation; whichever you prefer.
Hi Ginger Kimbark..
The advertising of all the things are very necessary so you also have to do and you do here a very nice advertising for Blob Wagon..
I want this shirt.
Same here! I wanna know where to get it. =[