Comments on: And it’s got a gun, so don’t try anything

By: verminjerky

verminjerky — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:05:22 +0000

LMAO! This one is especially spectacular. I love that it’s completely accurate, but just sounds so silly! Whoever translated did so perfectly, but had no grasp of English colloquialisms.

By: Queen o'Sarcasm

Queen o'Sarcasm — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:21:58 +0000

LIKE NO WAY!!!!!!(SARCASM)i like custard

By: Queen o'Sarcasm

Queen o'Sarcasm — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:18:41 +0000

i like custard….. its good…please don’t eat me!!!!!!!!!!

By: Queen o'Sarcasm

Queen o'Sarcasm — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:17:06 +0000

No neither does the stove,the microwave,a bench in the sun,my cat at 3:00
am ,and water!

By: ilikedragon

ilikedragon — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:25:35 +0000

lol this is actually an accurate translation

By: disque dur

disque dur — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:47:02 +0000

Wow what a nice quote, i really like this pic. I will use this words somewhere because i really like this nice quote..

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 06:35:10 +0000

This is a “win”! Not only is it a water warning, it’s a bit of a life philosophy!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:36:46 +0000

Not only that, but when heated to temperatures commonly used in food preparation, it can burn badly! Excessive quantities in the atmosphere can produce catastrophic flooding! When lowered to a mere 32 degrees Fahrenheit, it can coat surfaces in a terribly slick coating, causing power outages, automobile accidents, trees falling! Let us vow to remove this dangerous hydrogen hydroxide from our environment once and for all!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:30:56 +0000

I always called it hydrogen hydroxide, since that was most relevant to its common chemical reactions.

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:21:32 +0000

Hey, that stuff will kill you. When will Government take steps to regulate its use in preparation of foodstuffs?

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:20:20 +0000

Shark-infested custard reference WIN!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:17:22 +0000

We’re off to formal obedience school as soon as she has recuperated from her desexing op yesterday. Currently, she is supposed to be having a “quiet” day recovering – most successful strategy so far today has been to give her the core from a pear I had for morning tea; she spent an hour trying to figure out what it was, tossing it about, licking it, carrying it around the room and staring intently at it, and tiring herself out so that she is now snoring gently.

By: Mr. Frykas

Mr. Frykas — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:50:01 +0000

Since when were you in Swift Current Sask.?

By: green tea

green tea — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:32:07 +0000

Nice comment on the board. By such time notice, we can restrict people.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:44:51 +0000

If that doesn’t work, try “oxygen dihydride”.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:43:37 +0000

Well, I suppose the Swiss roll could be described as floating in the custard, yes.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:14:16 +0000

The older I get, the more fun I get out of watching young animals (especially young humans) learn about the world. Puppies usually give at least as much fun as trouble. With an intelligent breed like a shepherd, you can expect heaps of both. I hope you can make time to train her well.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:06:32 +0000

Is that a pun or a spelling mistake?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:05:04 +0000

How does one calculate the value of one’s life in icecream? Better to over-estimate.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:02:45 +0000

You shouldn’t swim there, you’ll just be going through the motions.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:57:18 +0000

And anyone who hasn’t heard the “dihydrogen monoxide” joke should google it now…..

By: Kevin

Kevin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:39:32 +0000

I’m watching Craig Ferguson intimidate a television camera from the receiving end. He jumped over his desk and everything. Also hilarious to watch.

As for the sign… you know, I have to think that as the one guy was making this sign, there’s another guy standing nearby going, “Lettem figgur it our fer demselves.”

By: blueJade

blueJade — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:05:04 +0000

Yellow water? With floaters? Friendly? Oh no, spooky!

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:58:58 +0000

Water can be very unmerciful at any depth if you aren’t careful. You can drown in a mouthfull of water if you don’t swallow it right.

By: Can Can (Mom Most Traveled)

Can Can (Mom Most Traveled) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:55:38 +0000

Poetry!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:42:40 +0000

In contrast to its inhabitants…

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:47:01 +0000

*lurks in the deep water, not finding it at all unmerciful; it’s quite comfy, actually*
No, no, ignore the sign! Come on in! The water is very friendly!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:45:07 +0000

My fish (comets) are intimidating my new puppy. It’s hilarious to watch.

By: mach turtle

mach turtle — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:40:58 +0000

This isn’t engrish, it’s a life lesson.

By: Jocelyn

Jocelyn — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:19:11 +0000

LOL!

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:55:29 +0000

Life is perilous…but apparently not as dangerous as a shallow water undertoe.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:11:19 +0000

True; water in general just doesn’t give a sh!t.

By: Hmm

Hmm — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:05:17 +0000

I like this. As said above far more poetic than ‘keep out of the water’.

By: The Mad Zymurgist

The Mad Zymurgist — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:17:42 +0000

According to the video footage from the bar last weekend…apparently neither

By: ericacosta

ericacosta — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:50:54 +0000

I love this one!

By: amethyst

amethyst — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:37:59 +0000

Agreed, a very poetic way to say “Beware of deep water, drowning risk” (possibly a swift current).

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:26:51 +0000

Shallow water can be unmerciful, too, especially when administered by a CIA agent while you’re strapped to a board.

By: themasha

themasha — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:43:03 +0000

hahahah… this is something that Will Ferrell would say

By: SeaBee

SeaBee — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:40:18 +0000

Koi… or just shy?

By: The Mad Zymurgist

The Mad Zymurgist — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:04:56 +0000

As Engrish goes, this isn’t too bad. I’d like to have this sign next to my koi pond