A crab steams
A crab cook’s whore dust
A crab bakes noodles made of green grams
Crab omelet
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A menu from Ko Si Chang, Thailand
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Well, since crabs have eight legs, and their claws, presumably they are well suited to multitasking in the kitchen – a crab could hold three saucepans, shake two skillets, waggle a wok, juice a lemon and stir the sauce, all at once (using his claws to make obscene gestures at the sous chef, if he’s a celebrity crab chef). Watch out if your chef is a fiddler crab, though, he could turn out to be cooking the books as well.
This.
Win.
And various other popular internet expressions meaning “bravo sir, that was in fact rather amusing”.
*blink*
*blush* You are very kind. *curtseys*. And I didn’t even say “first”!
but the last guy who did got a long speach about the eaning of the term “idiot”…i mean he did say first though…
What are the terms for eaning an idiot?
It depends how the contract has been written.
i mean meaning!!!!!!!1>:(
It’s like Spongebob for grown-ups. Really weird grown-ups.
i think weird grown-ups watch spongebob, actually.
i never really like that show its to creepy,and they kinda forgot all
the contradictions of living underwater and squidward doesn’t wear any pants!!!!!!!!!!!
well spongebob does kind of own…everything…
i mean… i’ve never heard of anyone making fire underwater, let alone fry burgers… not even chuck norris!
Never heard of underwater welding?
yah but when chuck norris swims he does not get wet the water gets chuck-norrised!!!!!
The crab steams along with whores and grams. So he likes them old and young- an egalitarian crab cad.
Didn’t know gram-ma-maw had it in her though, specially since she’s no longer with us.
What I like most is that it forms a sad sort of story if you take it as being written in chronological order.
Tempting… Who can turn down good whore dust. But, I think I’ll come back when the chef is in a better mood.
Oh how I wish there were illustrations!
When they offer a pop-up menu, the patrons will come flocking. Those plastic models of the dishes as seen in the windows of sushi restaurants offer intriguing possibilities for window dressing.
Whore dust….? o_0
Maybe it’s the new phrase for “crabs”
yeah some people call crabs on a whore “whore-dust”
Believe it or not, this is the second time we’ve seen a menu on which a crab allegedly cooks wh0re dust! Who knew it was such a popular dish?
JohnB, i always laugh at your comments moore.
uh-huh he’s rite JohnB!!!!!
Coming from the Queen o’sarcasm, I don’t know if I should be flattered or insulted!
well john that was a NO-Sarcasm thing…i think?
Well, then, thanks, I think.
It is just whore dust that belongs to a crab cook.
I work in Thailand, and showed this to a Thai I know. It turns out this isn’t Engrish, because it /actually/ says ‘Whore’s dust’.
Now that that’s out of the way, WHY is this Thai restaurant selling “whore’s dust”? Do you sprinkle it on yourself so that you can fly when you think dirty thoughts?
I’ll give it a try!!!!! Sounds like waaay more fun than an airline ticket!!!
I’d end up in orbit…
I read thai. “Curry powder fried crab”
Or, rather, the word for ‘curry’ and ‘whore’ are the same word, with a different tone. And they picked the wrong one.
Ah-ha…thank you for the clarification! I was wracking my brain on that one.
I love making curry, and this piece of information will add a new dimension to the experience. Had me the whore powder, please!
My husband likes to make up his own curry mix (because I can’t handle chilli at all, so he makes it without) – if he’s in a hurry, he uses whore powder, but I think he enjoys the satisfaction of starting with fresh whore, dicing it up, then crushing it with the mortar & pestle. The smell, mmmmm, it’s always just a bit better with fresh ingredients.
You’re absolutely right about that, fresh ingredients are far better. Fresh turmeric root is a plus! I like to sprinkle chopped cilantro on top. Fresh whore is a delight!
Yayyyy!!!!!!!!!!1thats rite that was SARCASM (hence the name )
and why does my picture in the corner nxt to my name make me look
so constipated
I think we can all agree that there is nothing worse than a stale wh0re.
You don’t get to choose your icon (unless you go to Gravatar, I believe), but don’t worry about it – Brother John’s also looks a bit constipated.
well its OK but my icon makes me look in pain or well,what i just said in my previous comment
Correct. Gravatar.com is where I went to upload this lovely picture of myself that you see just to the left of all of my posts.
I keep wondering if I should get a leetle picture of myself brandishing my wand. Yes, I do keep a wand in my office, and whenever somebody comes and asks for me do so something unreasonable/impossible/unaffordable, I just say “Certainly, just let me wave my wand and say the magic acronyms, FRAP FRET FLIM!… Oh, dear, the wand doesn’t seem to be working today, you’ll just have to resort to making reasonable requests like everyone else”.
For years, I often had occasion to tell my clients, “You know, I don’t have a magic wand.” So one client with a good sense of humor bought me a magic wand. But it came back to haunt him, since from then on instead of saying I didn’t have a magic wand, I’d just get it out and start waving it.
I never could figure out when I told my wife I was going out to pick up some curry she always got mad at me. Now I know I was just picking the wrong tone!
What is really confusing about them choosing to write whore instead of curry is that they used the right word for curry กะัหรี่ which is just their script letters making the sound to say curry (กะ = Ga, หรี่ = re or Ga-re…curry)
Exactly what kind of “crabs” are they using?
A crab get’s pissed off.
A crab makes crack.
A crab gets baked on stringy weed.
pretty accurate translation?
Such a talented crab! I do hope the last item doesn’t mean the crab itself was made into an omelet! That would scarcely be a fitting end.
Rock on whore dust woman
Take your omelet
Steam your crab
They all sound like lines from a kid’s book to me. Mr Crab bakes noodles made of green yams. Maybe not the whore dust bit.
then you should read strongbad ‘s kids book
becauseits being vanggoriosly awsome!!!!1and at the end people are one fire!!!!!!go to homestarrunner.com and go to SB mail
I like the titles by whoever runs this site – always makes the engrish funnier.
Joyful to manufacturer of internet page – therefor they have many cake! Comfortable.
his name is Ben i think?and if you wanna see him just watch behinde the
scenes on failblog!!!!!!1can hasa ccake in cortahinegame at gun oclock
that was some engrish for ya. not very good i know…..
that about rounds up what i was here for : now my favorite ways of saying good bye :KTHXBY,and iam in a bubble goodbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!11
i am sooooooooooooooooo weird
Don’t lie! You do not plan to give them any cake!
Only cake it has metaphor. Electric Cake of joy. Nobody cake has in real person life.
Wow… The crab did all that and then got cooked in an omelet? Some promotion…
That was all I could think of too when I read this.
Just shows how the working world is… work your ass off, then the boss finds some major way to knock you down a peg. It might be a pretty dramatic example, but hey – somewhere in this world, I’m sure it’s happening right now…
It think it might mean that this is in fact Chef Crab’s specialty – he comes to the table and cooks your omelet. He can crack eight eggs at once, and with four egg beaters going, it makes for a wonderfully light and fluffy omelet; he’s quite a showman.
Who knows what an omelet gets paid…
Green grams reminds me of the old days when I’d invest in a quantity of hash (not corned beef!) and break it up into grams, to cut my costs of getting high, not for profit. (When you smoke most of your product, you ain’t gonna make a profit!) I usually preferred what was called “Red Lebanese,” although “black opiated” was popular too. But sometimes we’d have green stuff with some creative name. Who knows where any of this stuff was actually from, but there was a whole mythology built around it.
Yes, I too was waiting for a drug reference… It’s the only time my generation paid any attention to the metric system.
Having taken a double major (biology and psychology) as an undergraduate I had to be fluent in metric. But it’s true that almost any old druggie will have some facility with the metric system. Perhaps that’s a model for the government–you just have to provide some positive reinforcement for using metric!
Maybe this is a Thai version of a Haiku.
A crab cook’s whore dust
A crab bakes noodles made of
green grams Crab omelet
green grams…. is that ganja??
“The crab steams”? Is he angry?
Where do you think we got the adjective “crabby” from???
You’ve got a point there..
But, I guess, if I was surrounded by bunny ears in parentheses, I’d be mad too!
crabs have 6 legs, their claws count as the seventh and eigth legs
No, crabs have eight legs. The claws would be nine and ten, if you counted them, as well. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gecarcinus_quadratus_%28Nosara%29.jpg
Aww, they’re all undersea Insects to me… Yech…
I wonder if whore dust is anything like the whore flakes we used to get from the Chinese market…
“Cook’s” is also the possessive form of “cook”…
Yeah, I’ll have the.. uhh…
YAAAAAAAAY CAITLYN!!!!
It is possessive. It is the cook’s whore dust, and the cook happens to be a crab.
Chobin beat me to it…
Hooray, the crab cook’s whore dust is legendary! I love Ko Si Chang…when I return in a week, I’m definitely ordering this.
i’ll smoke those green grams any day!!
wish i had a crab cooking me up a gram of green right now
It’s hard to be a crab these days. Especially, not when they have to steam and cook whore dust (whatever that is), also bake noodles made of green grams of Crab omelet. Who eats all these stuff by the way…
lolllllll I’m Thai and this is sooo ridiculous. “whore dust” is curry dust… and it’s supposed to be stir-fried crab with curry powder
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