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	<title>Comments on: I&#8217;m not familiar with the diet kind</title>
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		<title>By: kontaktne leæe</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-141335</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kontaktne leæe]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi all, I noticed your website on my net directory site, i have to tell you your blog looks awesome! Have a nice day!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi all, I noticed your website on my net directory site, i have to tell you your blog looks awesome! Have a nice day!!</p>
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		<title>By: lece za oci</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-141294</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lece za oci]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow! thank you so much i always wanted to write something like that on my blog, can i take a part of this text to my blog, i&#039;ll attach the source of the original text?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow! thank you so much i always wanted to write something like that on my blog, can i take a part of this text to my blog, i&#8217;ll attach the source of the original text?</p>
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		<title>By: cleanse diet</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-62538</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[cleanse diet]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suffered from stomach pain and burning mostly, couldn&#039;t sleep well and just hated those extra pounds I couldn&#039;t get rid of no matter what I did. Now I stumbled upon this system that is easy and it doesn&#039;t require expensive medication or difficult exercises.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suffered from stomach pain and burning mostly, couldn&#8217;t sleep well and just hated those extra pounds I couldn&#8217;t get rid of no matter what I did. Now I stumbled upon this system that is easy and it doesn&#8217;t require expensive medication or difficult exercises.</p>
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		<title>By: Queen o'sarcasm</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-54688</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Queen o'sarcasm]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SPLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SPLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: jen m</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-53679</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jen m]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did anyone notice the &quot;cools light&quot;? I&#039;m assuming that should be &quot;coors light&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did anyone notice the &#8220;cools light&#8221;? I&#8217;m assuming that should be &#8220;coors light&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Shmoe</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-53179</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shmoe]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve been here before. It&#039;s a Korean BBQ restaurant in northern Arizona.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been here before. It&#8217;s a Korean BBQ restaurant in northern Arizona.</p>
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		<title>By: Romance12</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-52524</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Romance12]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:36:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[XD That is the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. XD]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>XD That is the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. XD</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-52205</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you offering yours?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you offering yours?</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-52148</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh dear, if it&#039;s only got half the fat, it&#039;s of no use to anyone.  Who had the little blue pills?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh dear, if it&#8217;s only got half the fat, it&#8217;s of no use to anyone.  Who had the little blue pills?</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-52127</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You could try gnawing on a liver treat instead?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You could try gnawing on a liver treat instead?</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-52067</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Very interesting, but: 1.  I&#039;m not Italian; 2.  I wear waistbands that are appropriate for my waist size.  But the next time I buy Italian pants, I will definitely keep this in mind.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very interesting, but: 1.  I&#8217;m not Italian; 2.  I wear waistbands that are appropriate for my waist size.  But the next time I buy Italian pants, I will definitely keep this in mind.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-52051</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A study found a lot of Italians had severe lower back pain. The procedure that corrected most of their problems was to correctly measure their waist size and buy them the correct sized pants and belt. They were wearing grossly undersized pants and the strained waist band and belt they used to keep from popping the buttons and fly was placing a severe strain on their lower backs.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A study found a lot of Italians had severe lower back pain. The procedure that corrected most of their problems was to correctly measure their waist size and buy them the correct sized pants and belt. They were wearing grossly undersized pants and the strained waist band and belt they used to keep from popping the buttons and fly was placing a severe strain on their lower backs.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-52047</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to two herniated disks and spondylolisthesis, I have recently discovered how hard prolonged, vigorous intercourse is on the lower back!  Notice how in the &quot;side effects&quot; portion of the commercials for those blue pills they list &quot;delayed backache.&quot;  I suspect the medicine is not the direct cause!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to two herniated disks and spondylolisthesis, I have recently discovered how hard prolonged, vigorous intercourse is on the lower back!  Notice how in the &#8220;side effects&#8221; portion of the commercials for those blue pills they list &#8220;delayed backache.&#8221;  I suspect the medicine is not the direct cause!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-52046</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A c*ck wouldn&#039;t need to diet if it just got enough exercise!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A c*ck wouldn&#8217;t need to diet if it just got enough exercise!</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51998</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 11:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But if you go for a run, you can take the dog with you.  And I&#039;ve found that my husband requires more than a pat on the head and a liver treat to satisfy him.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But if you go for a run, you can take the dog with you.  And I&#8217;ve found that my husband requires more than a pat on the head and a liver treat to satisfy him.</p>
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		<title>By: ooh</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51994</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ooh]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 08:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You better show some respect, or I&#039;ll have to call the Vice Squid on you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You better show some respect, or I&#8217;ll have to call the Vice Squid on you.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51989</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That frees up an hour every day and unlike running, you don&#039;t have to run home after you&#039;ve tired out.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That frees up an hour every day and unlike running, you don&#8217;t have to run home after you&#8217;ve tired out.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51973</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WIN!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WIN!</p>
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		<title>By: Dreadful Spelling Sprite</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51972</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dreadful Spelling Sprite]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Concure?  Who do you cure with?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Concure?  Who do you cure with?</p>
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		<title>By: Chobin</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51940</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chobin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 19:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some places in the US (Such as Tucson, Arizona) have restaurants started by people who don&#039;t speak much English.... Could be one of those places?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some places in the US (Such as Tucson, Arizona) have restaurants started by people who don&#8217;t speak much English&#8230;. Could be one of those places?</p>
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		<title>By: moxmox</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51928</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[moxmox]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like my men like I like my soda. In a plastic cup.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like my men like I like my soda. In a plastic cup.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51892</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The pundits tell us that to get the cardiovascular benefit, you have to do it for 30 minutes.  Every day.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The pundits tell us that to get the cardiovascular benefit, you have to do it for 30 minutes.  Every day.</p>
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		<title>By: RainKissed</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51878</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[RainKissed]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 08:53:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I concure!
							Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can&#039;t wait to see your next post!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I concure!<br />
							Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can&#8217;t wait to see your next post!</p>
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		<title>By: RainKissed</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51867</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[RainKissed]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 04:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I concure!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I concure!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51849</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They probably call it domestic because they put them through training and domesticated them.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They probably call it domestic because they put them through training and domesticated them.</p>
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		<title>By: The Admiral</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51840</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Admiral]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Then the shoes I have on are fine.  Good.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Then the shoes I have on are fine.  Good.</p>
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		<title>By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51835</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can if you want to.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can if you want to.</p>
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		<title>By: dardub</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51832</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dardub]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No they don&#039;t.  There must be some other reason they call it domestic but I can&#039;t quite put my finger on it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No they don&#8217;t.  There must be some other reason they call it domestic but I can&#8217;t quite put my finger on it.</p>
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		<title>By: Janet24</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51831</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Janet24]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;d hope it&#039;d be hard on everything ;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d hope it&#8217;d be hard on everything <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51826</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On semen bread, of course.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On semen bread, of course.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51825</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But if it&#039;s a Japanese diet c*ck, you&#039;d better feel it going down, since it&#039;s a sign of respect.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But if it&#8217;s a Japanese diet c*ck, you&#8217;d better feel it going down, since it&#8217;s a sign of respect.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51822</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, did she get one?  And how can you stand to put your grandmother and c*ck in the same sentence???  Ewwwww...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, did she get one?  And how can you stand to put your grandmother and c*ck in the same sentence???  Ewwwww&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: KinkyTom</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51819</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[KinkyTom]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:35:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and probably right next to it is the vending machine with turkey and cum sandwiches]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and probably right next to it is the vending machine with turkey and cum sandwiches</p>
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		<title>By: eman</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51817</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[eman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[heh...good point!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>heh&#8230;good point!</p>
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		<title>By: Mille</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51815</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mille]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love that they can spell Heineken, but Coke proves too difficult.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love that they can spell Heineken, but Coke proves too difficult.</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51812</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If it&#039;s a diet c*ck, I don&#039;t think I will even feel it going down.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it&#8217;s a diet c*ck, I don&#8217;t think I will even feel it going down.</p>
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		<title>By: Crustacean</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51810</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Crustacean]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My grandmother actually ordered a &quot;c*ck&quot;back when we were in thailand]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My grandmother actually ordered a &#8220;c*ck&#8221;back when we were in thailand</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51800</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not lower in calories, but has a great aerobic exercise routine that goes with it that, unlike running,  isn&#039;t hard on the legs and hips.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not lower in calories, but has a great aerobic exercise routine that goes with it that, unlike running,  isn&#8217;t hard on the legs and hips.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51798</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you know this wasn&#039;t taken in the US?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How do you know this wasn&#8217;t taken in the US?</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51797</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, just judging by the company it keeps, I probably wouldn&#039;t visit Dr. Pepper&#039;s office.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, just judging by the company it keeps, I probably wouldn&#8217;t visit Dr. Pepper&#8217;s office.</p>
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		<title>By: Shagsbeard</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51796</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shagsbeard]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do people all over the world call US beer &quot;domestic&quot;?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do people all over the world call US beer &#8220;domestic&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: TheSaintOfPain</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51794</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[TheSaintOfPain]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Just for the taste of it...
DIET C**K!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Just for the taste of it&#8230;<br />
DIET C**K!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51793</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;cools light&quot;? Beer that tastes like cigarettes? Ugh.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;cools light&#8221;? Beer that tastes like cigarettes? Ugh.</p>
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		<title>By: paws4thot</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51791</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[paws4thot]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is actually a sensible soda though; just not one I&#039;d expect to encounter in the US or Asia.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is actually a sensible soda though; just not one I&#8217;d expect to encounter in the US or Asia.</p>
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		<title>By: Someguy</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51789</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Someguy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the same context, &quot;Pink Lemonade&quot; now sounds rather fishy...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the same context, &#8220;Pink Lemonade&#8221; now sounds rather fishy&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: meankitty</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51788</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[meankitty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*LOL* Basara - I was just thinking the same thing!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*LOL* Basara &#8211; I was just thinking the same thing!</p>
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		<title>By: Basara549</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51786</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Basara549]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The diet one&#039;s probably the that big black wax one from the Aussie Real Estate Ad Kitchen pic over on Failblog.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The diet one&#8217;s probably the that big black wax one from the Aussie Real Estate Ad Kitchen pic over on Failblog.</p>
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		<title>By: The Admiral</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/09/04/engrish-soft-drinks/comment-page-1/#comment-51785</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Admiral]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Less fattening but just as filling?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Less fattening but just as filling?</p>
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