Comments on: Depending on how long you’ve been waiting …

By: DamianAzrael

DamianAzrael — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:58:05 +0000

Well at my church the ladies room has a plush carpeted room with two couches and 3 really fluffy chairs a coffee table and a wall of sinks with a big mirror on it. You walk through a door and there are 5 shower stalls, 2 changing rooms, and 6 toilet stalls. The mens room has 5 urinals and 3 toilet stalls with tile floors and 2 sinks with one mirror. I think the men got jyped on another note i used to go to the ladies room and take a nap on the couch they were more comfortable than my bed at home and conveniently right across the street with one door always unlocked even if you have to climb up onto the roof to get to it at night. Not that i went there at night it was freakin creepy!

By: Gone_With_The_Wendell

Gone_With_The_Wendell — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:26:39 +0000

It’s my potty. And I’ll cry, scream, kick, whine and bite if I want to… untill a stranger in Wal-Mart slaps me.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:53:36 +0000

I’d tap that…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:58:38 +0000

I do, but my gut is set so fast that I almost never see the constipation side, but diarrhea is almost a daily occurrence. So believe me, I have taken many sh!ts at it!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:40:21 +0000

Ah yes, the Rule Of Sanctuary, that’s a very old law that goes back to the mediaeval period: if a woman requires her husband to do something, such as mow the lawn, take the rubbish out, clean up his man-cave, dispose of the evidence of last night’s pizza, he can attempt to evade and elude her and make his way to the loo – if he can lay a hand on the roll of loo paper before she accosts him, he has claimed sanctuary, and is entitled to be in there unmolested for 40 minutes.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:36:13 +0000

If you actually have IBS, please take a sh!t at it.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:55:40 +0000

Doodah, doodah…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:24:18 +0000

Either one can be agonizing. Many folks with IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) alternate the two. I’m trying hard to think of a way to end this with a funny and I got nothing… Anyone else, please take a shot at it!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:19:52 +0000

I, myself, am very pleased to see that you have returned, at last, from your sanctuary! Or that you now have wi-fi in your bathroom. Either way, you were missed! And welcome back.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:53:21 +0000

diarrhea or constipation?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:24:52 +0000

The person who cut the holes must have been a real optimist, to have made them four inches wide.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:38:21 +0000

I’ve always suspected there were amusements galore in ladies’ rooms, since I have spent approximately 39% of my life standing outside them, waiting for a female to come out.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:36:46 +0000

Having spent ten miserable hours in the Minneapolis airport when weather cancelled flight after flight, I can tell you I searched and searched but found no happy time whatsoever. It was also the first time I ever noticed that electrical outlets in airports are few and far between, since I ran my laptop battery dead early on.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:34:08 +0000

No, as an old alcoholic I can testify that happy time begins when the shaking stops!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:33:02 +0000

I try not to touch sentiment. Too often it leaves a sticky-sweet residue on my fingers.

By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose

Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:36:08 +0000

Good Charlotte : Shake it once thats fine, Shake it twice thats okay, shake it three times your playing with yourself agaiinN!!

By: BuckInARut

BuckInARut — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:51:08 +0000

What womenfolks and little kiddies need to realize is this is what menfolk tend to see when looking at a restroom door, so they, the ladies and young ones, need to act accordingly and keep a respectful distance. The potty is one of the few places left that represents peace and quiet (‘cept maybe after a meal of Mexican or Indian cuisine) and thus suited for contemplative thinking.

Sanctuary!!! To the loo!!!!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:37:45 +0000

Such a touching sentiment.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:15:01 +0000

That’s when the happy time begins.

By: rusli zainal sang visioner

rusli zainal sang visioner — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:14:17 +0000

for me its real not happy time

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:48:48 +0000

The stall walls have 4″ holes cut through the sides.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:26:54 +0000

Well, the guy in there having happy time sure explains my long wait!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:25:40 +0000

I’d sure hate to suffer from incontingence! I like being contingent whenever possible.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:39:21 +0000

Looks like he got sliced, there, in the middle.

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:16:44 +0000

once is ok, twice is sufficient, any more than that and you’re playing with yourself.

By: lumpy joe

lumpy joe — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:36:50 +0000

For your bedroom?

By: Bluebonnet

Bluebonnet — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:23:08 +0000

Bet they have a nonstop supply of Victoria Secret Catalogs to make sure of it.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:08:16 +0000

No, we’re just not silly enough to advertise its existence or location to the opposite sex. Sometimes, we sneak in there through a false wall panel, and steal all the remote controls and potato chips, and watch ‘em all get real crazy. C’mon, I’ll show you where it is.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:15:21 +0000

Say, wasn’t that the sign on the men’s room in the Minneapolis airport?

By: laconejita

laconejita — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:10:55 +0000

Yes, watch out for politicians signaling you under the stalls. They are definitely looking for happy times in the bathrooms

By: Matt Jeevas Look Alike ATTACKKK

Matt Jeevas Look Alike ATTACKKK — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:54:18 +0000

happy time is ALL the time (:

By: Matt Jeevas Look Alike ATTACKKK

Matt Jeevas Look Alike ATTACKKK — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:53:52 +0000

they may… i heard Bill Clinton’s in there

By: Matt Jeevas Look Alike ATTACKKK

Matt Jeevas Look Alike ATTACKKK — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:53:04 +0000

i should get one of those…. hrmm.. and stick it on my door… my girlfriend would love that….

YUSH XD

By: cobrasnakenecktie

cobrasnakenecktie — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:36:39 +0000

I have to say that I do quite like the belt that the man is wearing.

By: Wat?

Wat? — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:32:56 +0000

Larry Craig?

By: Onion

Onion — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:51:06 +0000

More than two then.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:44:17 +0000

Where’s the women’s Happy Time, I’d like to know? Once again, we’re left to find our own Happy Time by ourselves….

By: dissodatore

dissodatore — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:10:41 +0000

hope they don’t run out of towels or toilet paper!!!!

By: laconejita

laconejita — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:54:54 +0000

Also,
If you suffer from diarrhea, this is the place for you. I wouldn’t say you would have a happy time. You would probably be miserable, but will experience some sort of relief.

By: cest

cest — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:46:29 +0000

“For happy times, make it Suntory time!”

By: Jason

Jason — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:27:44 +0000

i want to buy one of those signs and put it on a friends mom’s (single mom) door. then stand in line (hopefully not too long)

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:16:00 +0000

It also depends on how many shakes.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:23:42 +0000

If you suffer from incontingence, this is where you will spend a happy time.

By: Jsfallon

Jsfallon — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:07:24 +0000

I have to get one of these for my door.

By: MissGoRightRy

MissGoRightRy — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:03:11 +0000

Dude. Save your “happy time” for home, kay?

By: Political Humor

Political Humor — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:02:02 +0000

No, pretty much always happy time.