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Turkey W/C*m
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I would rather have MSG in it >.<
I’m afraid to think of which preservatives they use to prevent spoilage and maintain freshness.
Eh.. No f’n thanks!
can i have extra w/ cum in mine? plz k thx.
I am skipping lunch today. No more turkey for me.
because we just cant put anything else in sandwiches anymore -_-”
At least we know now that egg comes first. Then turkey and then chicken.
When they said egg, they probably meant ovaries.
By that logic, I guess by cum they meant testicles.
i prefer just the cardboard pizza
uh, not sure i could swallow my lunch…
Gobble gobble gobble…….
It has cucumbers on it. Does “cuke” translate into something horribly offensive elsewhere?
It’s a nasty short form for cucumber…
Special sauce indeed.
wierd sauce….
when they said ‘comes in turkey,’ i was not thinking about the obvious. the question is by whom?
Could have been prevented…
Practice Safe Sandwich!!
yeah you gotta wrap that sandwich up
I think I’ll try one. /sarcasm
Wait a minute. This isn’t MAYONAISE!!!
Whose cum? The turkey’s or the sandwich maker’s?
Which would you prefer?
Well, I am pretty hungry…but…ermmm…I think I’ll pass. Got any chicken with ovaries?
Once you are in this restaurant you will walk out being one of two things: Anorexic or Bulimic.
Anorexic if you decide not to try it and resort to never eating again. Bulimic if you DO try it and end up vomiting afterwards.
It’s probably got a “pickle surprise” on it too.
Thank you for making me laugh. It saved me from throwing up.
If there’s someone standing next to that machine with a baster, I shall run from the room. Screaming.
Someone like that would have to be an inglourious basterd.
Ooh, my favorite!
…no!
Perhaps it’s a new fetish. Sandvich secks.
i prefer “Chicken w/cum.” Mmmmmmmmm…..Nick Jonas…… ~
Sounds yummy
Obviously, they used Semen Bread.
… and possibly steamboat cum.
And that is where little sandwiches come from.
you would have to be a turkey to believe that one
eewwe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww never eating a turkey sandwich again never never yuk yuk yuk, barf
It is also known as “Peter North” sandwich
Is that chef’s special sauce?
Ok, so the turkeys they used to make the sandwich were toms; it just seems that they were just a little too thorough in listing those ingredients.
Is the plot the subtext of the title?
Hey, that doesn’t sound too bad.
That’s my idea!!!
Maybe they meant “capsicum”? As in peppers?
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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.
I would rather have MSG in it >.<
I’m afraid to think of which preservatives they use to prevent spoilage and maintain freshness.
Eh.. No f’n thanks!
can i have extra w/ cum in mine? plz k thx.
I am skipping lunch today. No more turkey for me.
because we just cant put anything else in sandwiches anymore -_-”
At least we know now that egg comes first. Then turkey and then chicken.
When they said egg, they probably meant ovaries.
By that logic, I guess by cum they meant testicles.
i prefer just the cardboard pizza
uh, not sure i could swallow my lunch…
Gobble gobble gobble…….
It has cucumbers on it. Does “cuke” translate into something horribly offensive elsewhere?
It’s a nasty short form for cucumber…
Special sauce indeed.
wierd sauce….
when they said ‘comes in turkey,’ i was not thinking about the obvious. the question is by whom?
Could have been prevented…
Practice Safe Sandwich!!
yeah you gotta wrap that sandwich up
I think I’ll try one.
/sarcasm
Wait a minute. This isn’t MAYONAISE!!!
Whose cum? The turkey’s or the sandwich maker’s?
Which would you prefer?
Well, I am pretty hungry…but…ermmm…I think I’ll pass. Got any chicken with ovaries?
Once you are in this restaurant you will walk out being one of two things: Anorexic or Bulimic.
Anorexic if you decide not to try it and resort to never eating again.
Bulimic if you DO try it and end up vomiting afterwards.
It’s probably got a “pickle surprise” on it too.
Thank you for making me laugh. It saved me from throwing up.
If there’s someone standing next to that machine with a baster, I shall run from the room. Screaming.
Someone like that would have to be an inglourious basterd.
Ooh, my favorite!
…no!
Perhaps it’s a new fetish.
Sandvich secks.
i prefer “Chicken w/cum.” Mmmmmmmmm…..Nick Jonas……
~
Sounds yummy
Obviously, they used Semen Bread.
… and possibly steamboat cum.
And that is where little sandwiches come from.
you would have to be a turkey to believe that one
eewwe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww never eating a turkey sandwich again never never yuk yuk yuk, barf
It is also known as “Peter North” sandwich
Is that chef’s special sauce?
Ok, so the turkeys they used to make the sandwich were toms; it just seems that they were just a little too thorough in listing those ingredients.
Is the plot the subtext of the title?
Hey, that doesn’t sound too bad.
That’s my idea!!!
Maybe they meant “capsicum”? As in peppers?