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engrish funny egg turkey

Turkey W/C*m

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» Glory! 45 Comment

  1. KinkyTom says:

    I would rather have MSG in it >.<

  2. MRNot says:

    Eh.. No f’n thanks!

  3. kno1 says:

    I am skipping lunch today. No more turkey for me.

  4. AtomicPunk says:

    because we just cant put anything else in sandwiches anymore -_-”

  5. baldrick says:

    At least we know now that egg comes first. Then turkey and then chicken.

  6. Jason says:

    i prefer just the cardboard pizza

  7. barb says:

    uh, not sure i could swallow my lunch…

  8. PoodleGroomer says:

    It has cucumbers on it. Does “cuke” translate into something horribly offensive elsewhere?

  9. Sinatra says:

    Special sauce indeed.

  10. H5N1 says:

    when they said ‘comes in turkey,’ i was not thinking about the obvious. the question is by whom?

  11. Starsky says:

    Could have been prevented…

    Practice Safe Sandwich!!

  12. Jazman-Flickr says:

    I think I’ll try one.
    /sarcasm

  13. skrag2112 says:

    Wait a minute. This isn’t MAYONAISE!!!

  14. powermuffin says:

    Whose cum? The turkey’s or the sandwich maker’s?

  15. eman says:

    Well, I am pretty hungry…but…ermmm…I think I’ll pass. Got any chicken with ovaries?

  16. laconejita says:

    Once you are in this restaurant you will walk out being one of two things: Anorexic or Bulimic.

    Anorexic if you decide not to try it and resort to never eating again.
    Bulimic if you DO try it and end up vomiting afterwards.

  17. bluejade says:

    It’s probably got a “pickle surprise” on it too.

  18. dr handle says:

    If there’s someone standing next to that machine with a baster, I shall run from the room. Screaming.

  19. lumpy joe says:

    Ooh, my favorite!

    …no!

  20. Sinatra says:

    Perhaps it’s a new fetish.
    Sandvich secks.

  21. paul says:

    i prefer “Chicken w/cum.” Mmmmmmmmm…..Nick Jonas…… ;) ~

  22. JohnB says:

    Obviously, they used Semen Bread.

  23. angie says:

    eewwe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww never eating a turkey sandwich again never never yuk yuk yuk, barf

  24. dikasths says:

    It is also known as “Peter North” sandwich

  25. Rockingfreakapotamus says:

    Is that chef’s special sauce?

  26. BuckInARut says:

    Ok, so the turkeys they used to make the sandwich were toms; it just seems that they were just a little too thorough in listing those ingredients.

  27. blueJade says:

    Is the plot the subtext of the title?

  28. uh uh says:

    Hey, that doesn’t sound too bad.

  29. chachy b says:

    That’s my idea!!!

  30. coco says:

    Maybe they meant “capsicum”? As in peppers?


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