To be pretty you are from change the puter things the inned things “one must be” something to be ableto do” something
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And this time I’d been using makeup and exercise
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FIRST!!!
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need (or needs) is a slogan popularized by Karl Marx in his 1875 Critique of the Gotha Program.[1] The phrase summarizes the principles that, under a communist system, every person should contribute to society to the best of his ability and consume from society in proportion to his needs, regardless of how much he has contributed. In the Marxist view, such an arrangement will be made possible by the abundance of goods and services that a developed communist society will produce; the idea is that there will be enough to satisfy everyone’s needs
“Change the puter things”? You mean, I can upgrade to pretty? Great! Do I download from the website?… Oh, hang on… “the inner things”… damn, are you telling me I have to upgrade my CPU? Oh, frigate, I bet “pretty” is full of bugs anyway. I’ll just stick with Pretty Damned Good For My Age v4.3.
I was hoping that it meant that “all computer programmers are good-looking”.
[checks mirror]
Bother!!!
Almost everyone can upgrade to pretty if they try hard enough, but few people can upgrade to Smart & Clever 2.1. And your hard drive had those things loaded as standard!
True, true. I’m sure you know the feeling – some days, don’t you just feel like a Pentium amongst the 486s?
And some days I feel like a vacuum tube amongst the Pentiums.
Look at it this way – you’ll still be functioning after the nyookyooler holocaust, whilst we all fritz out under the EMP.
Good point!
I’d love to do something… if only I could remember what that something is. Maybe if I upgrade my memory…
I love how there are 3 ” ‘s
I live by those words! How did they ever know?
Lurve the Engrish title, too!
“And I’ll this time I’d been using makeup and exercise” WTF? Is that some sort of Engrish joke? If so, it’s not funny, just unintelligible.
The three big lies:
Makeup, white wedding gowns, and exercise.
Four – you forgot cake.
No, no! “The cake is a lie” is a lie! No pudding, no life!
It must be very tough to exercise while wearing a white gown and makeup. The sweat is liable to run the makeup down to the gown and ruin its whiteness.
There is A Certain Sort of lady who patronises the same gym as me, who spends about an hour putting on make-up prior to an excercise class. I see them standing at the mirror, spraying their faces with antiperspirant (so the make-up doesn’t run with sweat, of course), and starting with the foundation just as I leave the change room to head to the gym. By the time I return, they’re just putting on the finishing touches. Srsly, I don’t geddit.
They aren’t there for the exercise, they’re there for the exercisers. I keep reading that gyms are a great place to pick up guys, if you like smelly, sweaty dudes.
Smelly, sweaty blokes who turn bright red and grunt a lot. They also turn a most amusing shade of beetroot when they young’uns bite off more than they can chew. Well, technically, load up more than they can lift. You know what I mean. Anyway, they turn EVEN REDDER if they get stuck, and a female strolls over to lift the weight off them. I’m a norty and mean old woman, sometimes, I really am…
wow dr handle thats a good makeup tip thanks
That could be why I have a practically pathological loathing of all three.
As I read it, it implies that would be the things a person could do to make themselves pretty. Since the shirt starts out with “To be pretty”, that’s likely what they’re refering to.
Or maybe it was written just to annoy you. Who knows??
Yes these are the instructions on how to be pretty. They make them hard to understand because not everyone is meant to be pretty.
one must be SOMETHING to be ableto do SOMETHING… now is this about shapeshifters
Yes. Didn’t you know? It is the first thing they taught us in Shapshifter school! “You have to be something to do something. You can’t do anything while formless!”
yes but i was like that guy from prototype
so i am always somethimg
I don’t know. I’ve watched amoebas, and they do a pretty good job of scooping up food particles by being formless.
True, but it is more difficult to call an amoeba “formless.” A blob is still a valid form.
Remove the “more” from my last statement. It was left over from a different thought I was about to say before I changed my mind.
Ah, but is a constantly changing shape still a “form”?
I consider that to be a member of the “amorphous” form.
You mean like when a cat puts itself into a box that appears to contain less volume than the cat normally occupies?
Yes, like when I’m in a box.
Words” to live” by. Inspirational.”
Once you upgrade to pretty, you get the matching jeans, shoes, and necklace.
I don’t buy this for one second. I’ve never “been” anything but I “do” something every day. In fact I’ve made a career out of being nothing and yet I manage to get up every day and do at least one thing and sometimes 3 or 4. I know, it seems like a hectic pace for someone who is so obviously nothing, but 3 or 4 things hardly fatigue me at all. It’s when I have 5 or 6 or even 7 things to do that I sink back into my pool of nothingness and cry.
I’m with you on this one, holly! It’s weird how being nothing can be occupied by so much work! And yet still be nothing! The great minds should turn to this puzzle.
Sounds like you already have. Maybe those who can, do. Those who can’t, try to become pretty.
“Dubito,” ergo cogito, ergo sum”
sorry, i didn’t know where i was going to ‘puter’ the last ‘”‘
I don’t think I totally agree with the bottom statement. You could be a rock but a rock doesn’t really do anything apart from sitting there and eroding.
well… i think its pretty wise.. to be something do be ableto do something.. think about it… pretty wisee ^^
Eroding is something. So is sitting there.
yea but it’s not exactly being productive by any means.
I know some cavemen who would disagree…
You’re wrong! Rocks rock!!!
Sometimes they roll.
It’s what this city is built on!
Tsk, tsk, young Chim. No shouting near the puter things or even the inner things. You’ll never get to be pretty that way.
To be pretty, you are from change. Engrish or not, I think the message is pretty clear.
If you need those size 13 shoes, you’d better be VERY pretty!
Hey! I wear size 13 shoes! Maybe that’s why no one has ever told me I’m VERY pretty…
Well, are they a men’s 13, or a women’s 13?
A men’s 13, which–let me tell you–makes it awfully hard to find stilettos or even pumps in my size!
More importantly, do they match that outfit? Being pretty isn’t for everyone!
I personally think it would be hard for anyone to be pretty in that outfit! And while I think I’m not bad-looking for a man, my 6’3″, 215-lb frame is not often referred to as “pretty.”
From your ankles up, I’d say you sure are sweet
From there down; there’s just too much feet
Yes, your feets too big
Don’t want ya, ’cause ya feets too big
Can’t use ya, ’cause ya feets too big
I really hate ya, ’cause ya feets too big
Your petal extremities really are obnoxious
One never knows, do one?
Sometimes I’ve seen garments and knicknacks with Chinese or Japanes or Korean or Hindi or Arabic writing on them, and wondered what they really said. I’m sure that sometimes they are as nonsensical as this seems to us.
I’d sometime like to see some of those items posted with a literal translation of the writing, just so we can laugh at ourselves a little.
Likewise. In fact, perhaps some of the foreign natives who read this site would like to oblige?
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like make up?
Engrish win! I couldn’t understand a word of it!
Engrish win XD