In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.
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Good. Sounds like we haven’t got a problem.
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But, but… if I can not find them, how do I know I have a case of monkeys? Can they do a blood test, or take a skin scraping or something?
They could check you for monkey glands…..
But, if I’ve not been to South Aftica, isn’t that going to come back negative, or be a false positive?
That really depends on whether you’ve been hitting the sauce.
A case of monkeys is obviously 24.
Or 12, or maybe 48.
Down Here, that would be a slab of monkeys. We don’t really do “case”. Keg though, definitely do keg.
I try to avoid doing keg; I’m happy to do cask though.
I don’t do either any more, since I don’t fancy a cask kit.
A goonie!
Nah, 42.
If a monkey falls in the forest and no one can find it, does it make a sound?
if a case of monkeys is in the rain forest, and no one can find them, is it truly….. a case of monkeys?
How many monkeys come in a case and is it cheaper to buy them by the case or barrel? Is their a deposit on the barrel or is it disposable?
it is a lot better to buy the monkeys in bulk. A case has 30 monkeys. If you go any larger than that, lets say, a keg of monkeys, then there IS a deposit.
Save the rainforests! Always buy your monkeys in re-usable cases.
I need a barrel full to quantify how much fun there is in a barrel of monkeys so I can determine if I am having more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Having read Konrad Laurenz’s accounts of the hazards of living with one monkey, I can’t imagine a barrel full would be much fun at all!
I imagine that a keg, being more than a case (30) of monkeys, would result in quite a lot of deposit around the yard within quite a short time. There could even be some hurling of deposits.
Sounds a lot like my old keg parties!
That’s why monkeys wear First Alert necklaces.
I have read this over and over and it makes no sense. It’s a frickin’ KOAN, and now my brain is tired.
Is that a Coke or Pepsi Koan?
An ice-cream Koan.
With raspberry sauce and a Flake in it?
Omnomnomnom.
They hide the arsenic in the berries.
Please to be urging your ice-cream into the toilet.
Urging or purging?
In rainy forest monkeys find you.
Well, we’re all waiting! What happens next???
OK. I officially give up experimenting with the “In Soviet Russia” theme.
LOOK!! There they aren’t!!
Win for funny! Although I could easily say that about every comment on this post.
but what we really want to know are any of them three-headed?
No, but if they’re tree-headed, that explains why they’re so hard to find.
That is the second biggest monkey head I have ever seen.
Where was the first Mancomb Peeptree?
That’s why you can’t find them, they’re wearing an eyeball necklace.
In the forest, you can’t find the monkeys for the trees.
What kind of trees would want you to find monkeys for them anyway?
The kind of trees that aren’t getting enough fertilizer.
That’s not Engrish! It’s a haiku.
Doesn’t scan.
Not quite, but almost
Looking for monkeys?
Though they are in the forest
you cannot find them.
The Forest Airlines wouldn’t let me take my case of monkeys as a carry on, so I had to check it. I’m here , but my case didn’t show up on the carousel. I need to see if they can find them in lost luggage.
They’re in the forest! It says so right in the title! But don’t bother looking for them, since you can’t find them. So just write it off as a loss, and take it off your Schedule C.
I need some binoculars to get some kind of identifying model and serial numbers off of the monkeys for my loss report.
Silly boy – didn’t you take photocopies of your monkeys before you left? One set to carry with you, and one set left at home in a safe place.
I should be able to compare the capital inventory ID tags of what is here with the master list.
They said it wasn’t working. Today I got an ER bill for posterior glass removal and stitches and a bill for a new scanner.
In case of monkeys are in the forest, you cannot find them. And that is how it is supposed to be, because they are ninja monkeys!..
Monkeys are always casing the forest, looking for the good stashes of bananas.
Has anybody seen my monkeys? I can’t find them. Don’t you hate it when that happens.
Oh, Yeah?!! Wanna bet?!! *Runs out in forest*
At least there not on the bed
Other than the five jumping on it.
they are*
Dreadful Spelling Sprite appreciates your effort at self correction!
lol thanks
*sigh* it’s so easy to fake an engrish funny/failblog picture…