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Archive for August, 2009

Whether it’s the golfer or the animal, count me out!

Aug. 11, 2009


engrish funny drink tiger

Whipped
Soft drink
Beer
Natural juice
Cold drink made from tiger
Iced drink
Spirits

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Seen in the bar of Real Madrid’s Santiago Bernabeu stadium.

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It won’t be a longan date if you steam them!

Aug. 11, 2009


engrish funny chinese date

Steamed T*t with Longan and Chinese Date

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Is that some kind of euphemism?

Aug. 10, 2009


engrish funny warm jar

Start to stop the keeping warm jar

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Japanese shirt

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Thanks for the warning?

Aug. 10, 2009


engrish funny get assaulted

Prepare to get assaulted. Euro fashion inners.

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Indian billboard for “Euro” bacteria resistant briefs

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Don’t push them cause they’re close to the edge

Aug. 10, 2009


engrish funny clean clothes

1 ) Utilize clean clothes
2 ) Use of preference swimsuit (women: short and t-shirt light. Man: no t-shirt and short)
3 ) Wash before entering the pool
4 ) Do not push to the pool people
5 ) Do not enter the pool with a shoes
6 ) Do not run for banquets
7 ) Do not consume food in or the edge of the pool
8 ) Throwing trash in its place
9 ) Not to scratch of abuse facilities
10 ) Do not throw stones of other objects the pool
11 ) Moderate its vocabulary

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Only you can prevent bukake

Aug. 9, 2009


engrish funny face bounce

The solid then that doing not face will bounce shoots
1/1 scale high performance assembled plastic model gun
Do not shoot at humans of animals!
Not suitable for children under 3 years

Submitted by: sarah via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Are you saying I should sleep around?

Aug. 8, 2009


engrish funny snorkling sex

Snorkling Like Sex
The first time you try you are nervous — but it's still the best thing you've ever tried . . .
The more you do it the better it gets.
As you do it with more people you learn new techniques.
With experience you can do it longer and more fun.
If you enjoy sex you'll love snorkelling

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Source: Sign on beach at Perential Islands, Malaysia

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