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Archive for August, 2009
At least there’s a guarantee…

Nature No Free
Mr. J Guarantee
…Polite Get Son…
Romantic Get Daughter
More Romantic Get Lady Boy
Free Sex became Dog (on Ko Tao)
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The door swings both ways

Please do not knob DOOR when EXIT PLEASE!!
Interesting warning sign on the back of our hotel room door in Samoa.
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How To Use a Bathroom For Dummies

Loving Prompting: Crouch on the ground and made your body face to the door. (using) Please put the toilet paper in the wastepaper basket replace urinal. Treasure an environment. Thanks
In China–instructions on how to use the bathroom.
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You don’t know jeck!

III, How to use
1, Please tune up power volume to aproposity, before put it into jeck
2, Take for you clothing the plastic
3, Wear properly:L is left, R is right
IV, Attention:
1, Take care to avoid disturbing others.
2, Don’t dranght in the jeck
V, Caution:
If our products have quality problem indeed, protection time for 6 months
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Strong enough for an otoko, but made for a onna

Pachinko
It is strong in time, and it is gently to time tough at time
Slot
Submitted by: Rebecca via Engrish Funny Submissions
A Pachinko billboard in Osaka
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