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Archive for August, 2009

Aww, you’re no fun anymore

Aug. 5, 2009


engrish funny not touch

Do Not Touch Me

Submitted by: Kate Lim via Engrish Funny Submissions

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At least there’s a guarantee…

Aug. 4, 2009

engrish funny-polite-get-son

Nature No Free
Mr. J Guarantee
…Polite Get Son…
Romantic Get Daughter
More Romantic Get Lady Boy
Free Sex became Dog (on Ko Tao)

Submitted by: Jojo via Engrish Funny Submissions

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The door swings both ways

Aug. 4, 2009

engrish knob door

Please do not knob DOOR when EXIT PLEASE!!

Interesting warning sign on the back of our hotel room door in Samoa.

Submitted by: Tupua via Engrish Funny Submissions

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How To Use a Bathroom For Dummies

Aug. 4, 2009

engrish funny Loving Prompting,

Loving Prompting: Crouch on the ground and made your body face to the door. (using) Please put the toilet paper in the wastepaper basket replace urinal. Treasure an environment. Thanks

In China–instructions on how to use the bathroom.

Submitted by: Marj via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Wait, what?

Aug. 3, 2009

engrish funny do you

Let’s go
is she Do
you
virnk
nice BNG?

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

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You don’t know jeck!

Aug. 3, 2009


engrish funny dont jeck

III, How to use
1, Please tune up power volume to aproposity, before put it into jeck
2, Take for you clothing the plastic
3, Wear properly:L is left, R is right
IV, Attention:
1, Take care to avoid disturbing others.
2, Don’t dranght in the jeck
V, Caution:
If our products have quality problem indeed, protection time for 6 months

Submitted by: Star via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Strong enough for an otoko, but made for a onna

Aug. 3, 2009


engrish funny strong gentle

Pachinko
It is strong in time, and it is gently to time tough at time
Slot

Submitted by: Rebecca via Engrish Funny Submissions

A Pachinko billboard in Osaka

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