Comments on: I do like them to look their pinkest!

By: Nicole

Nicole — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 09:15:23 +0000

Hilarious!!

By: Juan

Juan — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:39:37 +0000

Ball Brusher. Common and funny R/L confusion.

By: Calton Bolick

Calton Bolick — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 12:19:24 +0000

Hah, I beat you to it:

http://open.salon.com/blog/calton/2009/02/20/annals_of_unfortunate_product_names

By: BuckInARut

BuckInARut — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:43:55 +0000

Would this also give me rosy cheeks? (cue drummer for rim shot, puh-leeze)

By: blueJade

blueJade — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:08:33 +0000

Sounds like this is the product for you! You’ll be back in the pink in no time!

By: BuckInARut

BuckInARut — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:45:41 +0000

Funny, especially since my first impression was that I can’t remember the last time my balls blushed, since they’ve been blue for a long long time.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:47:41 +0000

The balls are a lie. Real balls do not blush.

By: guthix

guthix — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:48:27 +0000

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:06:36 +0000

As is up-and-downing.

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:03:16 +0000

In fact, I believe that any display of amusement is expressly forbidden.

By: Someone

Someone — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 14:04:32 +0000

Agreed… This is not all that funny

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 09:40:40 +0000

This is great because I’ve been feeling a little blue lately : P

By: DuRêve

DuRêve — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:44:51 +0000

Ouch!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:36:37 +0000

You can also find videos of it in action at certain websites that certain men seek out…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:34:21 +0000

It would also explain the fact that the counter has been swamped by men recently. I mean, did you get a look at the tester? She certainly can tickle my fancy!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:32:36 +0000

My suggestion for a website you might find more to your liking is humorlessnitpickers.com. There, they encourage everybody to complain about everything, and no laughter is ever required.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:00:54 +0000

This item is actually called “Ballcrusher”, and it’s marketed at the power-dressing shoulder pad-wearing meeting-calling career-destroying man-ridiculing alpha female exec type. Since this one batch made it through with the typo on the packaging, it’s been strangely popular with the metrosexual types.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:58:19 +0000

That would explain the excited giggling coming from the cosmetics department this week. The brush must tickle.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:57:10 +0000

Look, if you cannot readily get in touch with The Puerile 10 Year Old Within, you are doomed to be disappointed by this website. Worse, you are doomed to be annoyed for those of us who have embrace TP10YOW.

You can get help for this, but you have to want to do it. We can’t make you. However, if you’d like to give it a go, try saying this.

Poo bum wee! Hee hee hee!
Poo bum wee! Hee hee hee!

Repeat until you break up into helpless giggling. Or go and start your own website.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:27:55 +0000

I would think that all the parts in the general area should match, but I’ll admit I’m no expert on genitocosmetology.

By: Anna Rexia

Anna Rexia — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:27:45 +0000

They have them in blue!

By: Anna Rexia

Anna Rexia — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:25:30 +0000

Feeling whose testes?

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 21:42:21 +0000

Feeling little testy?

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 21:08:14 +0000

the must use the knockout Kum Car

for those who don’t know

http://www.engrish.com/2009/07/the-knockout-kum-car-dangerous-and-sexy/

By: angie

angie — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 21:00:41 +0000

would the shop assistant show you how to apply it to your balls love to watch that

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:32:05 +0000

But it’s SO much easier to be a critic than to be funny!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 19:38:09 +0000

I could use one, too.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 19:36:29 +0000

There’s lots of us testees around!

By: blueJade

blueJade — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:21:15 +0000

The assistant at the counter needs a deft touch.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:17:57 +0000

If you test the one on the counter, does that make you a “testee?”

By: DuRêve

DuRêve — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:05:51 +0000

But, but it has a brush! I bet it tickles!

By: A Noun

A Noun — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:15:26 +0000

In order to make blusher from the balls, you must first bust the balls.

So basically this is ball busting ball blusher.

By: SKW

SKW — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 14:11:22 +0000

Really. Those little round things in the container? Those are called balls. Blusher? That’s another term for blush or rouge. It’s exactly what it says it is. They perhaps should have called it something more elegant, like pearl blusher or something, but it’s not Engrish.

By: Ai Nan

Ai Nan — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:48:29 +0000

LIGHTEN UP! You’re taking all the humor out of this. And if you think this site is getting worse, LEAVE!

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:49:00 +0000

they use plenty of this at that no pubes place.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:40:24 +0000

There's a tester on the cosmetics counter.

By: This site is getting worse and worse

This site is getting worse and worse — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:01:28 +0000

Agreed.

By: Hasabrain

Hasabrain — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:21:46 +0000

But … that’s what they’re called. Maybe if it were called ‘testicle blusher’ that’d be hilarious, but in this case … where’s the Engrish exactly?

Weak.

By: heinz.heinz

heinz.heinz — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:07:38 +0000

well, blush my balls