Some ghastly toxic waste encased in silicon membrane, presumably. I’ve never, er, fondled any. Not even for research purposes. Stick-on boobs are just too wierd a concept.
They don’t feel all that different, really, but if my senses are engaged as keenly as they are during secksual activity, it’s not hard to spot the difference. Oh, and Dreadful Spelling Sprite reminds you that weird is spelled weirdly. *ding*
I’d like to see someone wanns. I don’t even know what that verb expresses! It should be impressive, especially if she does it to His Royal Majesty King Fake Star!
What is the correct collective plural for a group of Elvis impersonators?
A regency?
probably a mob
A conscription?
Stoiks
A big, fat target for a cruise missile?
It’s a “hunka” as in…
“Welcome to Vegas! Check out that Hunk-a, Hunk-a Elvis impersonators!”
Win!
Ohmaigawd, that was horrible
A sandwich?
Whatever woman who wears this shirt has really low standards and she will settle for a fake star.
like the woman who works at Cafe & Family Restaurant and Good Good Sex in Shanghai Health Care Thing
Maybe it’s the same woman! We know she’s really, really fast…
What happens if you wish upon a fake star?
It depends. If your wish is for fake boobs, it just might come true!
Can I get false teeth? or a nail job? maybe enhanced eyelashes? fake boobs scare me.
They are kind of strange to the touch. I have always thought shape mattered more than size, anyway. Small and perky beats big and floppy any day!
Maybe you wake up with chicken fillets shoved down your blouse.
That can’t be all bad… how are they prepared?
Some ghastly toxic waste encased in silicon membrane, presumably. I’ve never, er, fondled any. Not even for research purposes. Stick-on boobs are just too wierd a concept.
They don’t feel all that different, really, but if my senses are engaged as keenly as they are during secksual activity, it’s not hard to spot the difference. Oh, and Dreadful Spelling Sprite reminds you that weird is spelled weirdly. *ding*
I’d like to see someone wanns. I don’t even know what that verb expresses! It should be impressive, especially if she does it to His Royal Majesty King Fake Star!
Please, this is a family-rated site!
And one can’t wanns on a family site? Then where can I go to see her wanns?
One can’t see wanns, but wanns can see one.
That is extraordinarily deep, JohnB.
What else can wanns see?
Wanns can see the perfection inherent in every imperfect thing.
But how can perfection reside in imperfection?
yikes!