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No. It’s not even legal. I found that out the hard way.



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Protective elevator equal love yourself

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  1. McBee says:

    E-LE-VA-TION-!!!

  2. Kai says:

    HMMMMMMM. I SEE.

  3. dr handle says:

    In fact, I am lovely.

  4. Jason says:

    the elevator loves itself. we love ourselves. we are equal to the elevator. love it.

  5. LuLu says:

    Self-love in a protective elevator! Livin’ it up when I’m goin’ down (on myself)…

  6. KinkyTom says:

    I didn’t elevators could be so protective O_O

    this could be the work Cyberdyne <_<

  7. Jason says:

    wait, i get it.
    when you make love to yourself, be sure to wear a protective elevator. duhhh why didnt we see this.

  8. Charlie says:

    It’s not illegal, just frowned upon… like masturbating on an airplane… Thanks Bin Laden…

    • AStupidSwede says:

      Where are you from? here we call masturbating in public indecent exposure…

      • ASmartSwede says:

        Actually the law on offensive behavior is quite flexible in Sweden. If nobody takes offense then it isn´t illegal… technicly you could walk down a town street naked, which if done by slim women ages 18 to 40 I don´t mind the least, would be legal if no one took offense at it… Sadly though, some people probably would… I wonder if I can get middle-aged men walking around with their kegs out in the open illegal by reporting it everytime I see one?…

  9. laconejita says:

    I don’t think I would feel comfortable doing this on the elevator. I like to love myself in private.

  10. laconejita says:

    Hey, where’s John B. He’s late. He is missing out on loving himself in this elevator.

  11. JohnB says:

    And in the end
    The love you take
    Is equal to the protective elevator
    You make

  12. The Guy says:

    Actually, the picture is from inside the elevator on the way up. The sign is on brushed metal and the elevator doors below it are a highly polished steel.

  13. AStupidSwede says:

    Only me who notice the fail in this picture? Hint; intelligent face expression fail.

  14. junk says:

    does scratching my ass in an elevator count?


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