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NIGHTMARE BEFOOL HALLOWMAS
The outuard qppearance that don’t
want a quilt me cheats.
In fact I am lovely
And I am still an excellent magic
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Damn, i was soo close to get a first, but you came befool me.
That’s usually what happens after he promises, “I’ll pull out.”
Hallowmas: Greatest Holiday EVER!
CANDY AND PRESENTS YAY!
Yes, a combination of Holloween and Christmas, celebrated in November. Haven’t you ever heard of it before?
Actually, the name Hallowmass is one name for the old Pagan celebration of the Day of the Dead, which is now known to many Christians as All Saints’ Day, on which Catholics currently celebrate a mass, as did the Pagans. All Saints’ Day is the day before, Hallows Eve or Halloween, has become a holiday of sorts in the West.
Is that the one where depictions of Santa on a cross are used as decorations?
Pagans are not Satanists. Their rituals are desiged to tap into Nature, which is as close as they usually come to identifying a god.
I thought bodo was talking about Santaists.
Yes, yes I was.
Like that dyslexic guy who sold his soul to…
The Lived?
Curlife?
Yes. I’m sure you’ve all heard the anthem, “Santa Cross is Coming to Town.”
I passionately loved the phrase ‘you’ve all’ because I thought that I would never hear or see it used anywhere. You have broken my heart with language. If you had replaced the phrase ‘you’ve all’ with the phrase ‘you have all’, I would not be heartbroken.
I dunno, I prefer Decemberween.
Does that make you a Decemberweenie?
This what? This what?
There’s someting vewy wong.
Repost FAIL? This one’s done before:
http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/01/nightmare-befool-hallowmas/
Nah, that one is black and this one is brown.
Well, some of us missed it, and some of us who are gettting on in years didn’t remember it.
This has been done before, but they’re two separate wallets (different color, different text placement). Shoot, just how many of these are in circulation?
strangely, i want to get me one 0_o
That one says “magician.” Admittedly, if this one wasn’t cut off by going over the edge of the wallet, it would, too.
I find that so frustrating, when I get cut off by going over the edge of my wallet.
Yeah, it sucks, doesn’t it?
Befool me once, LOL on you.
Befool me twice, flame on you!
I love that affirmation: “In fact, I am lovely. And I am still an excellent magic.”
I am an excellenter magic than you john… btw, read the god fillet post again…
Well, if I am God than obviously I’ve got the most excellent magic in the universe!
OH well curses you may just in fact be right, Mr. I Created The Universe And All Things Living and Not,
I’d really prefer not being quilted, by an outward appearance or otherwise.
Another victim of a bad pick from a translating thesaurus. Not being quilted and not being covered are not the same things.
Fall chill is coming. I prefer being covered and quilted.
Covered with a quilt will be all right here in a couple of months. Being quilted with a cover I’ll still take a pass on.
Good, because the outward appearance that don’t want quilt me cheats, and cheaters never prosper!
Ennis, I wish I knew how to quilt you!
I don’t know whether or not I should feel disturbed that I get that reference even though I’ve never seen that movie…
Is it bad that I want that? It would make me giggle every time I saw it. And yeah, Hallowmas is the best holiday ever!
maybe hollowmas is a new type of matter
Related to Quartermass?
I don’t know. Ask the quartermaster.
That’s what politicians’ promises are made of.
So hollowmas is dung?
i’m pretty sure i need this
Every year, children wonder what presents Santa Reaper will put under the hallowmas dead tree. Will it be a dead pet again, or will it be a dead parent or brother or sister?
I used to ask Santa Reaper to reap my revolting little brother every year – one year I wrote a special, personal, pleading letter to him, and kissed it as I sealed it – come Christmas day, all I got was a pony. I cried tears of bitter disappointment.
You should have your own TV show.
I have a wonderful face for radio.
And a voice for silent films?
Ah, I see that you’ve heard me sing.
Yep. All the way here in the USA. We thought it was an air raid warning.
It will be a dead parrot! haha…sorry….
It’s just pining for the fjords!
It is extinct; it is an ex-parrot!!
The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back!
It’s stunned.
Of course it was nailed to the perch! If it hadn’t been nailed there, it would have muscled up to those bars and VOOM!
In fact, I am lovely, even if I’m a wee bit more quilted than is really strictly necessary. How sweet of you to notice.
Quilting is used to keep the excess stuffing from sliding and bunching. How is that working for you?
Not brilliantly, I’m afraid. As I age, I am becoming more doona-like.
♪ Something’s up with Jack
Something’s up with Jack ♪
Oh, I love The Nightmare Before Christmas. It’s one of my favourite films. In fact, I’ve been watching this film since I was a very, very, very small girl. It brings back sweet memories.
Sounds like a pirate—hoist the mizzenmast and quilt me cheats! Look alive there, ye swabs!
This only means that christmas can be fooled.,
Nobody fools Santa, and nobody fools with Santa.
The grinch just did
So does Mrs. Santa, or at least we would hope. Something had better be keeping him jolly…
Rudolph’s nose makes everyone jolly!
I thought it had been looking a little brown lately.
What does Mrs.Santa and the lady reindeer do Christmas Eve? They all go out and blow a few bucks.
Expect a DPH fairy clonk on that one!
Since by that time of the year all the male reindeer have dropped their antlers, and the reindeer pulling the sleigh are just about always depicted with antlers, we have to infer that all of Father Christmas’s reindeer are female. Surely they’re all too busy getting around the world in one period of night-time (even with time zones working in their favour) to go out on the town looking for slutty encounters?
Especially during their period.
Nah, poor bastard only comes once a year, and that’s down the chimney.
One more reason to hire a chimney sweep regularly!
Hey all first comment here.
I pumpkin the yam king
Hey, I’m an excellent magic too!
I’ve known some people into Chaos Magic, but they usually are not very systematic about it.
Ha! all your avatars look like snood.
All your avatar are belong to us.
I wonder what the proper translation says.
I pity this foor
…and doggone it, people like me.
What about people like you?
So very random.
I would rock out this wallet.
I kind of want that wallet….just for kicks and giggles.
Such fail ha ha ha!
i never really get anyone anything for hallowmas, damn kids be like “Dad, i want a bag of snickers in my Barbie Dream House when I come a knockin.”
I actually saw one of these in a store here.
DOES ANYONE WANT A CRAP FILET WITH A SIDE OF FAIL?
You cheats? You disqualifieds!