It won’t be any good to me then!
32 pcs. Combination sushi platter
Dynamite roll 8 pcs.
After death roll 8 pcs.
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It’s the explosive diarrhea that get’s you.
the dynamite roll is the apatizer,
and the after death roll is the take home food that sooths your body after you expell the dynamite roll
That’s what I think, it may be to “balance out” the dynamite roll. The Japanese have interesting culinary concepts at times.
Then again, it may be spicier, and the menu’s writer was trying to make a reference, like “suicide” flavoured Buffalo wings, but lost in translation.
but that isnt nearly as exciting….
My ex mother-in-law once ate a teaspoon of wasabi under the misapprehension it was guacamole… I tried to warn her her… she didn’t listen.
I thought I was going to watch her check out!
now that could be exciting…in a scary way.
I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry; I suspect I should laugh, since I once did something similar under the impression that wasabi was prepared to a similar heat to Western horseraddish sauce!
‘Course, what’s presented as wasabi in almost all sushi places IS horseradish — but very concentrated. Basically, unless they grate it fresh for you, assume it’s dyed horseradish stuff. I wouldn’t care to eat a teaspoon of it without warning, no.
You can get whole wasabi shipped to you by air freight, in season. Expensive. It’s a pain to grow, like watercress only worse. I strongly suspect that I have never eaten any.
forgot the barrel roll ouh no wait ….
I’m actually interested to see what it’s called in Japanese. Sometimes a literal translation of the kanji comes out weird. Admittedly I can’t see the picture very well, but it looks like there might be some spicy tuna on the left and who knows what on the right, rolled in tarako.
Mmm, now I want sushi ;_;
After eating something with “pray for death” sauce, you get a roll with cream cheese, bicarbonate, and a glass of cold beer.
Hopefully also a map to the nearest A&E.
Arts and Entertainment Channel?
Accident and Emergency
What would an ER have for an attempted capsicum self immolation not covered already? Professional scorn, ridicule, and big bill?
Yes, but an old school doctor could ridicule you in latin.
The one at the bottom gives new meaning to the old phrase, “roll them bones.”
Maybe they meant “Dice With Death Roll”.
And yes, I’m another one who’s wondering interestedly just how much chilli and/or wasabi is in these. Ok, I’m not sure it’s an Engrish given the English names of some hot sauces, but I think there’s 3 of here, and Meowth on her? way who’re more interested in the food anyway!
Wow, that leads to some interesting thoughts on a sauce that combines extremely hot chiles with wasabi. You know somebody out there is going to love it… when habaneros come in season I may give it a whack. Gonna need somebody to try it on… Maybe I’ll run an ad for volunteers. I’m not going to put my mouth around such a substance… well, maybe a teeny bit.
I volunteer! I once ate a handful of Wasabi Soy nuts at once because they came out of the can too fast and I was about to drop them. That was an interesting experience, and not an entirely unpleasant one, at that!
Do the mean the little death?
they not the
Possibly, since chilli (taken internally) is an aphrodesiac.
Aphrodisiac. *ding*
This is the first time I have ever written the word “Aphrodisiac”. I blame the wrong choice of vowel on normally hearing it pronounced by Americans!
When in doubt, check it out! The availability of on-line dictionaries means you’re not more than a mouse click away from the proper spelling.
Firefox comes with Spell Check!
No, no. paws did the right thing. When in doubt, blame Americans!
Why not blame the Americans? Everyone does it!
At least it’s not an afterbirth roll.
wow.
wow.
after typing two wows, i tried to think of a response….here it is…. wow haha
Yes, I’d llike the after death roll to go please.
didn’t jesus have one of those? i think there’s some God filet in there.
Jesus is reported to have had an after death roll that was simply dynamite!
There’s something is fishy about that egg roll : P
I wonder if it has Blair’s After Death Sauce
Hey! I am an atheist and don’t believe in anything after death – do I get a refund?
No, but you still get a roll.
Do a dynamite roll!
Now I want someone to make a sushi called a “Barrel Roll”…
… Mum?…
I’m not very impressed by this engrish. Sushi rolls are given strange names, I don’t find this one very special.
First I’ll have the dynamite roll, then when I’m done with that, bring me the after death roll.
not Engrish…
What would you call a sushi roll that you put Blair’s “After Death” sauce in, if not “after death roll”…
An unusual menu, yes….Engrish, no…ignorant person posting this pic, yes.
Dynamite roll and After Death are the same type of roll just the After Death roll is spicier since it contains Habanero. I have ordered both of these before and are usually listed on the menus next to each other. This isn’t engrish at all.
You know the people who eat at this restaraunt are tough when they are expected to want 8 pieces of sushi after death by dynamite roll.