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By: the_strange_cat

the_strange_cat — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 19:03:08 +0000

Win.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 06:08:56 +0000

In English it’s octopuses, or octopodes because it’s originally Greek. Octopi is wrong because it isn’t Latin.

By: Ch3dd4r

Ch3dd4r — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:36:25 +0000

Epic.

By: Ch3dd4r

Ch3dd4r — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:33:51 +0000

Or what he said. Same jist.

By: Ch3dd4r

Ch3dd4r — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:32:17 +0000

Which is “we have captured all of your bases”

By: Ch3dd4r

Ch3dd4r — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:53:23 +0000

In Soviet Russia, Memes write memes of YOU

By: Ch3dd4r

Ch3dd4r — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:50:48 +0000

I call and raise you all an indigo, an enigma, an abacus, HAL-9000, and Albert Einstein’s brain.

Readitandweep, comrades.
I dare you to top that.

By: Ch3dd4r

Ch3dd4r — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:49:47 +0000

Whoops meant that to go lower.

By: Ch3dd4r$q|_|4|23|)

Ch3dd4r$q|_|4|23|) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:48:00 +0000

By George, ‘ee’s BRILLIANT!

By: Ch3dd4r$q|_|4|23|)

Ch3dd4r$q|_|4|23|) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:46:34 +0000

I’m dyslexic, but only with certain things.

Some words are tough, and numbers give me headaches sometimes.

Even so, I’m still 7331.

By: Ch3dd4r$q|_|4|23|)

Ch3dd4r$q|_|4|23|) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:44:01 +0000

What about firmware status?

By: Ch3dd4r$q|_|4|23|)

Ch3dd4r$q|_|4|23|) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:40:06 +0000

I call and raise you all an indigo, an enigma, an abacus, HAL-9000, and Albert Einstein’s brain.

Readitandweep, comrades.

By: Ch3dd4r2

Ch3dd4r2 — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:34:22 +0000

Or the malicious muffins

By: Ch3dd4r

Ch3dd4r — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:23:50 +0000

Bahahaha that’s hilarious.

By: Ch3dd4r

Ch3dd4r — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:18:53 +0000

That’s octopi.

I didn’t know it was possible to engrish an already engrished saying.

And no, this isn’t a double negative. Lol

Cats would be so proud.
After he assimilated them, of course.

By: jinxed

jinxed — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:43:41 +0000

♫Oh baby make it hurt so good♫

By: KittehKitsune

KittehKitsune — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:07:19 +0000

After some rather hilarious experimentation on feeding and refeeding the ever-hungry babelfish some Engrish noms, I ended up with:

Your foundation belongs in us, completely that is;
Completely, there is your foundation with our that, it belongs;
Completely, your foundation our that of that belongs, it is;
Completely, your foundation to which our that belongs, it is that;
Completely, our your foundations it belongs, that it is that;
Completely, our your fundamental that belongs that being, ;
Completely, a certain thing our your foundations which belong, ;

And finally, after inserting this last into some random languages:
One or other inherent we your basis, which belongs entirely, .

Hahahahaha.

By: say

say — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:37:24 +0000

and another shirt on this page i would buy immediately! xD

By: faceplant 69

faceplant 69 — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:02:43 +0000

Don’t you mean “double-prus?”

By: Soraku101

Soraku101 — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:27:57 +0000

the sad part is that the grammar is better than the origonal statment

By: Bones

Bones — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:46:53 +0000

Awww sorry bout that ^^

By: dnich154

dnich154 — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:30:36 +0000

Is this a fail of a fail?….”All your base are belong to us”?

By: Capitán General Alamasy del ejército de la República Independiente de Mi Casa

Capitán General Alamasy del ejército de la República Independiente de Mi Casa — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:45:57 +0000

Final Fantasy!

By: sd

sd — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:00:51 +0000

i think that was proposital
ZERO WING ROCKS (AND YEA ALL CAPZ)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 03:45:15 +0000

BUT I SAID YOUR BASE BE WRONG TO US. WHAT DOES MY FOUNDATION HAVE TO DO WITH IT?

By: geckorus

geckorus — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:22:13 +0000

we belong all of because of your foundation

By: Raindancer

Raindancer — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:51:05 +0000

Someone set us up the bomb!

By: jman

jman — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:58:23 +0000

yes.

By: jman

jman — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:54:44 +0000

Go ahead, divide by zero.

See if I care.

By: geckorus

geckorus — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:39:13 +0000

i got

In regard to that with us or, either one one our 1 that belongs completely because of your foundation

By: geckorus

geckorus — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:29:01 +0000

i geart in yourt direceral

By: PulpDood

PulpDood — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 08:43:35 +0000

They Engrished something that was already engrish!!

That heaps unpossibling!!

By: societyfailed

societyfailed — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:49:56 +0000

Me Fail Engrish? That’s unpossible is more appropriate.

By: ryanA

ryanA — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:58:34 +0000

sad that i see this so long after… i heart vonnegut. i’m also offended that somebody further up the nest said aybabtu is for 30-40 year olds. just shows you that 1 internet year apparantly translates to 8 real years. the ayb meme is still relatively young… i’m 25 and i feel like i’m on the higher end of people who know it. and zero wing was a great game. for great justice.

By: bradleyf81

bradleyf81 — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:41:08 +0000

+1 for being educated.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:38:03 +0000

I fail to see how buying an Atari would help verify a line from a Sega Genesis game…

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 09:58:16 +0000

The computer that was supposed to find the answer to ultimate question in life ran for generations and declared that the answer was 42. They then find that they had lost the question and programming to find what the exact query was. They built a larger computer to reverse engineer the program (the Earth and its inhabitants) to find what the question was and the computer determined that it was “What is 6 * 9?”
I think that was one of the earliest casualties of first generation Pentium rounding error. They would have had the answer sooner if they knew how much load the screen saver was putting on the system.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:17:57 +0000

Ah. Well, even if the question is wrong, I think the answer is yes.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:12:15 +0000

The famous 42 meme? You must have been reading Kurt Vonnegut when I was reading Douglas Adams.
In “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”, the ultimate computer is asked for the answer to the Ultimate Question: Life, the Universe and Everything. The answer it gives is 42, because the question was wrong.
So 42 is a common answer to any quasi-mathematical question.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:04:19 +0000

I hope there aren’t too many coffins. If so, then perhaps you ought to dump that recipe for Chicken Arsenicash.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:01:57 +0000

So are you ever going to explain 42?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:59:57 +0000

How sad that apparently no one reads Kurt Vonnegut any more.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:31:57 +0000

I can see the writing on the wall.

By: Totema

Totema — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:34:42 +0000

WHAT YOU SAY!

By: vmp

vmp — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:08:26 +0000

this t-shirt is amazing. i would definitely buy it.

By: Dethklok78

Dethklok78 — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:26:01 +0000

or basicanum

By: Meowth

Meowth — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:18:04 +0000

Oh, and Stephen Hawking!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:17:34 +0000

Don’t forget Uhura and Fry!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:16:46 +0000

Uh oh… I can’t… Resist…

In Soviet Russia, your time makes you!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:56:10 +0000

That’s what makes “All your base are belong to us” such a classic; it’s plainly wrong, but equally obvious that the translator meant it to be “All your bases belong to us now”.