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(She does the cook)
Submitted by: Nicholas Stevenson via Engrish Funny Submissions
From a restaurant in Istanbul.
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He does the dish. It’s a good balance
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He does the waitress?
He f*cks the bullfrog.
In the monkey gland sauce.
In the library.
With the candlestick.
OMG! He’s Professor Plum????????
No, he’s Colonel Mustard.
Fun For The Whole Family?
I imagine this fringe benefit of employment as a cook might be appealing to some, depending upon various factors.
Provided they are not married to other people, I don’t see why they can’t get nekkid and smirk at each other. Mind you, I’d rather they didn’t do that whilst they were preparing a meal I was going to eat. Think of the OH&S aspects.
not the kind of crab I ordered
recently heard of salmon herpes, now we know how.
the food was just that good huh?
Alas, that’s his wages. Well, that and he gets to sleep on the mat by the door.
The cook’s c0ck?
That’s just fowl!
Is this the Turkish version of the Chinese “Happy Family” dish?
no… we dont have ‘em i believe!!!
If she does the cook, can I do the waitress?
She does the cook.
Way too much information.
And probably just a rumour anyway.
You could email them and ask for confimation. The address is supplied.
Damn pirate stole my “r”.
The quantum mechanics from the previous page just made it impossible to prove your r’s existence, or its current location, velocity and spin. Try to detect if the cat dragged it into its box.
No! Don’t let Schrodinger’s cat in here!
You don’t have to let cats into boxes; they go into boxes all by themselves.
With Schroedinger’s cat, the question was always what comes out of the box, not what goes in.
Or whether or not you’re going to get badly scratched arms!
If you get cat scratch fever, blame Schroedinger.
A cat in a box can be in one of three states: Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious.
The cat’s a furious zombie. Case closed.
Has anyone seen my vile vials? It might work on zombies.
It’s the time of the season for Zombies.
If you get cat scratch fever, borrow Ted Nugent’s bow and arrow.
I doubt he’d lend it to you. He’s always using it to kill something.
Whoa, this place may have an excellent menu!
I think this is taking “Kiss the Cook” a little too far.
as long as they keep it in the family, is all good . . . . i think
Then look up “domestic violence.”
Look up “criminal conviction”, while you’re at it.
Not to mention drug dealing, distribution of child p0rn, alcoholism and addiction…
You left out the bit about the meth lab.
I try to be left out of meth labs.
Oha! Nerede bu restaurant?
yazıo yeri altta. yolun düşerse bi bak!!
well, who the f**k comes to my country and goes back with only a few funny picture!!! in turkey there are lo more EnGrIsH example. believe me i live here
Believe me, I live here, too.
Don’t just sit there, get out and start taking photos of Engrish! Give us strong funny! Pleasure us with uploading! The more the merrier.
The merrier, the morrier!
i will definetly go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first thing in the morning!!
i wonder how many emails that place is going to receive
She also works at Good Good Sex in Shanghai Health Care Thing
Since this is in Turkey, that is one fast woman! But we already knew that…
fpage77, it’s not wrong because it’s true.
How do we know for certain that the cook is male?
The “She” is the owner. Since she can’t pay the cook well enough, she is providing him with some extra compensation.
yeah bet she does, while all the fat lazy MEN sit on there asses drinking tea and do nothing, not bitter or anything
Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol this is soooooooooooo funny from white heterosexual Christian American point of view.
And so we finally learn about the origins of turkey w/ cum sandwich.