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It is the soft and juice handmade hamburg Steak which shut up the taste of beef.
Since you place and order ,
it is the hamburg Steak of the boast roasted carefully.
The dish which put and made the heart
– the time of one [ pleasant at Vicky's ] — pleasing.
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Certainly I prefer my dinner to be quiet and hold still whilst I’m trying to eat it. Unless it’s gagh, of course.
I never could get used to how it wriggles all the way down…
The beef will start pleasing me? Oh yeah it will be tasty afterwards
You gotta wonder what they make the cooks recite upon flipping each burger.
They are forced to boast as they roast slowly. Hey, it’s 1:00 somewhere!
I meant, of course, roast carefully. It’s still early o’clock here!
If they have to recite all this, it will be cold by the time you get it.
if it’s still mooing when you put the fork it, it’s too rare.
Hey, if you can’t finish it all, just put a band-aid on it and it walks away…
Yeah, but not by much.
Oh rubbish – overcooked steak is a CRIME! Just stampede it past the table, and I’ll grab the serving size I want.
Sorry, in my food I like flowing blood halted, and the bacteria destroyed. Well done steak is done well.
Seldom do we see Engrish of such poetic quality! It’s so majestically incoherent that I am actually hesitant to make fun of it. I suspect that that will dissipate by, oh, let’s say the time of one.
Any dish which includes the heart to be put and made is off my menu! You Brits can eat it with your kidney pie.
Best avoid a proper haggis then.
I’d even avoid an improper one, thank you! Is an improper haggis one that is too fresh?
Well there are vegetarian “haggis”, and I’ve seen recipes that use meat not from a sheep.
That’s disgusting! Eating vegetables instead of the digestive organs of sheep? Bleaugh!!!
D@mn! Does the “Rating This Discuss” mean I can no longer comment by simply replying to someone with “WIN?” But, it’s usually too early in the morning & pre-caffeine when I visit this site for me to be expected to be cerebral and funny.. CR@P!
You certainly can continue to reply, WIN. Some of us are boycotting the rating system entirely, and thus will still have to reply that way, and some still do that besides voting. I had initially planned to boycott it, but when I see a good comment that has only a negative beside it, I feel compelled to try to right the injustice.
WIN!
Hey, is it just me, or has that irritating rating system disappeared?
It disappeared, right after I observed that it wasn’t working right! While on the whole I didn’t like it, I think I did learn a few things from it while it was here. First of all, it seems to be nearly unanimous here that people saying “first” and nothing else really are regarded as trolls, since every one of them got approval ratings heavily weighted towards the negative. People who actually made an actual comment that happened to be first, on the other hand, were well regarded. I also found, to my surprise, that most of the people who hate me seem to have vanished or gone mute, as there were very few negatives for my posts, which really surprised me. I also noticed that I tended to get the most positives for the things I also thought were my funnier comments, so I guess I do have some sense of when I’m hitting the nail on the head. Heck, “Gosh, I’m so hungry I could f*ck a bullfrog” still makes ME laugh! I’m not sure exactly why, but the gloriously non-sequiturious yet blunt nature of it is probably the key. My more iffy ones tended to get more iffy ratings. I also observed that for the number of people here, most people didn’t seem to be making ratings, which may be why it was discontinued. As I said, I only made positive comments when I thought somebody was being unfairly negativized. (Well, I’ll admit hitting a few minuses, but just for “firsts” or people stealing something someone said earlier.) It also seems clear to me that Dr Handle is underappreciated, for reasons I cannot fathom, because I find her incredibly witty and endlessly creative. Droll’s ratings were not as high as I would have thought, either, and blueJade seems to have a couple of people out there who consistently don’t like her, and that in itself tells me that doing away with the ratings is a good thing, since I’d really hate for this site to become a popularity contest or to break up into cliques and factions. Of course, I did note that my attempts to give blueJade a positive rating kept disappearing, which I thought really strange. So I guess it’s back to “WIN” and “FAIL,” although I think the number of positive ratings that did appear encourages people to realize we may not be giving enough credit to those who give us the LOLZ, and since some people seem so determined to find fails, those of us who love this site and the people who not only make us laugh but also make us seem more witty have a responsibility to give out positives often. I would also like to just mention, for the record, that the more often I riff off of things you say, the funnier I usually find you, so if I fall into the habit of not giving enough credit, take my frequent responses (unless we’re arguing about something, which is rare) as compliments. I’ve said it before, there is some serious brain power here as well as some serious funny power! I’m proud just to be a part of this thing, and I’m on here so often only because I find being here such a blast! (I’m a nightowl by nature and have never been prone to sleeping a lot, and I seem to need less and less sleep as I get older (which is not unusual, by the way), so posts from me can appear at virtually any time!)
Oh, I meant to mention to PG that you, too, seem to be underappreciated and to rub some people the wrong way. That’s their loss! You are wickedly funny and an endless source of information to boot.
Thanks. You make it fun and keep things stirred up. I like to think of this as improve and performance art for writers. What I try to do is throw in a different setting or a straight line for someone to riff on. I loved Doug Addams thought processes and when I reply with a counter argument or comment, I am not attacking. I am throwing a prop on the stage and you have one box to show how many humors you can project in an original response.
Dr Handle still hasn’t returned my thigh high patent stilettos.
improv, improvisational theater (d@#* spell checkers).
Nothing wrong with improving, either.
They’re in the autoclave as we speak.
Don’t let them shrink. Do you know how hard it is to find a comfortable stiletto in a US mens 12E?
It’s okay, I put them on a slow exhaust cycle. They’ll be fine. And completely germ-free, so rememeber to dunk your feet in Dettol before you wear them into the operating theatre.
I didn’t think the rating system added to the experience, and it cluttered up the field. I like simple, and I don’t come here for competitive funny.
JohnB, you said the people who didn’t like you had gone mute… perhaps there weren’t as many as it seemed in the heat of the experience.
I wasn’t / we weren’t keeping track of our popularity, nor do we care. We are tuff and strong!
I’d agree with you, and I appreciate Dr Handle (aka ToiletShark?) JohnB, PG and yourself, also DrollnotTroll (and probably others who’s names presently elude me). I just hope that I’m adding to you guys’ experiences as well.
Oh and seriously, I am a reasonable cook (not my job, just a hobby I need to be good at).
Oh, you have definitely become part of the regular banter here. As I said, I was myself opposed to the ratings, but as a behavioral scientist I couldn’t help looking at them and pondering the significance. I think I post so often that I’ve probably driven most of the people who can’t stand me away!
I wish Brother Buck would come back. And the chief. And palsyboy.
Oh yes!
I miss Much Glory Hopeful and Obscure Witty Reference. They were regular posters. Maybe they got carpel tunnel from typing their long names too often.
*circles gratefully at being remembered* – Note to self: gnaw on legs, not paws.
W00T! WIN!
Yeah I enjoye posting here due to the other commenters like you and the ones you mentioned.It’s a good group of commenters imo.
btw I loled heartily at your reply on my comment for the Good Good Sex Shanghai Health Care Things XD
its how u know when the meat is well done it stops mooing even if it was chicken or fish
Or bullfrog! Nah, come to think of it, f*ck the bullfrog, even if it keeps mooing.
Leave Jeremiah alone. He has some mighty fine wine!
Yeah, but it makes him awfully frisky…
Hmm… so it’s pleasant at Vicky’s? At 1? I’m on it. Gonna try me some boast roasted!
I’ll have a handmade steak, please.
You want that boasted?
Sure.
Okay. That’s one handmade steak, boasted, to be picked up at Hamburg at one. Is that all?
Yeah, thanks Vicky.
easy peasy.
And they all had a feast
on dericious roast beast.
I misread it at first as ‘the hamburg steak of the beast’ and thought; does it have 666 calories?
i want to know more about that last line….
Grinch. Christmas.
Boast roasted. I really like the sound of that…
who the heck is Vicky?