Comments on: Catching him was hard!

By: Zoe

Zoe — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 11:46:30 +0000

Oh. My. Gawwwwd.

That was the longest EngrishFunny comment I’ve ever seen!

By: the_strange_cat

the_strange_cat — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 19:08:25 +0000

Oh, hand me down
Oh, hand me down
Oh, hand me down my silver trumpet, Gabriel…
Brings back embarrasing memories of having to dance in front of the entire 7th and 8th grade chorus in that long-ago Christmas program…*shudder*

By: EHW2

EHW2 — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:54:37 +0000

DAMN YOU!!!! YOU DO THIS FRICKIN’ EVERYWHERE I LOOK! EHW2 BLASTS YOU INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION!

By: Griff

Griff — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:28:40 +0000

Damn… I guess Nietzsche was right

By: Rachet

Rachet — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:33:04 +0000

Tastes heavenly!

By: EHW

EHW — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:58:17 +0000

The atheist network: “We don’t believe there’s a Cod that loves us and cares for our needs.
So send us some money so we can… spread the good news.”

By: EHW

EHW — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:51:06 +0000

oh you damn blog cloggers are the bane of these sites

By: Juan

Juan — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 06:12:33 +0000

Note:
“Pink Puma – painful death by fail”

By: Juan

Juan — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 06:10:29 +0000

“Well, we have to replace the quark-bearing. That spare is quite expensive.”

By: EHW

EHW — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:13:49 +0000

Say, in 3 days that fish will be gone! Just like the first time except without having a humungus stone to role aside!

By: EHW

EHW — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:10:50 +0000

That gives me a head-ache.

By: EHW

EHW — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:08:13 +0000

THANK COD ALMIGHTY! OUR FREE FAT CATCH!

By: EHW

EHW — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:06:35 +0000

As if it weren’t enough he hung on a cross.

By: EHW

EHW — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:30:12 +0000

It takes so long to reply because of school, work and fits of laughter.

By: PinkPuma

PinkPuma — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:07:33 +0000

No! It has to be KIRA! KIRA! All Hail KIRA!

*for those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about…watch Death Note*

By: vox

vox — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:26:57 +0000

it tastes like chicken

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:44:41 +0000

“Who was that fillet I saw you with last night?”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:44:08 +0000

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jesus. (I’m sure I’ve done that gag before, but I’m going to burn in hell anyway, so why not?)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:25:24 +0000

You just flew in from the coast, and boy, are your arms tired!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:24:53 +0000

All philosophy is suspect. If philosophy worked, then there would be at least two philosophers who came up with the same answers. Since they never agree with one another, why should we believe any of them?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:21:34 +0000

According to Roman Catholic doctrine, the Eucharist is already fully realized, since the bread and wine are “transubstantiated” into the actual body and blood of Christ. It never seemed to me that it tasted what I would expect flesh and blood to taste like, but I can’t say that I ever expected Jesus to taste like fish, either.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:09:43 +0000

No, he was on a quest for toilet paper, one which consumed most of the episode. I found the plot to be less than engaging.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 06:51:31 +0000

So he wasn’t looking for a conical tent made of animal skins for his bunghole? I’m so disappointed.

By: PencilSharpener

PencilSharpener — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:48:14 +0000

Someone stop me! It’s like a bad amateur comedy night, and I’m on stage…

By: PencilSharpener

PencilSharpener — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:47:44 +0000

Nietzsche’s Zarathustra was right– God is dead.
He failed to mention he had been fileted and end up in a supermarket.
I always knew Nietzsche’s philosophy was suspect.

By: PencilSharpener

PencilSharpener — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:46:12 +0000

This is like Eucharist, fully realized.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:28:56 +0000

Ah, so the hand of Mel Gibson may be behind this…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:20:03 +0000

It’s just occurred to me that this could be someone’s attempt to get back to the Latin mass: In nomine Patri et fillet et spiritus sanctos, amen.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:39:55 +0000

At least according to my Bible, Jesus was not there at the first Hanukah. But whoever was responsible would definitely be helpful to have around today!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:38:41 +0000

The problem should be resolved when Gabriel blows his horn.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:24:41 +0000

Already done, Hanukah. Well, somebody did it… at least that’s the story.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:40:10 +0000

Actually, Jesus proved to be quite the conservationist. He manaaged to feed thousands on a few fish and loaves! Now if we could just get him to start passing out oil…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:38:21 +0000

There are days when I long for headcheese, as grotesque as it was to slice up…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:35:13 +0000

I’d rather have Sam Bass. Then at least we could probably escape.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:33:54 +0000

Is his firmament permanent? After four hours, he’d need a doctor! And what doctor would take on God as a patient? Think of the liability issues!

By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose

Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:18:19 +0000

“CoStarring Billy Bass”

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:26:54 +0000

It’s this kind of thinking that leads to over-exploitation of the ocean, people!!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:24:06 +0000

Wow, you went from headcheese to being a head doctor? That gives me hope that someday, I too, shall find a real job!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:13:12 +0000

Catch it at your local theater! JohnB starring in “American Filet”.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:10:08 +0000

As The Bible says, early in Genesis, “God called the firmament heaven”, so I think we can assume He’s looking after His firmament.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 05:31:23 +0000

You mean like loaves and fish-esque crap?I guess you’ve got a point.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:22:24 +0000

Fortunately, even if there is only one God, there is still an infinite supply.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:20:28 +0000

Well, as a former deli professional I can tell you that headcheese is a meat product that has gelatin in which are fixed little pieces of meat, specifically from calves’ tongues and pork snouts. So if that description fits anyone here, please identify yourself.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:18:13 +0000

If the site loses content, that is likely to cause a lot of discontent.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:15:09 +0000

Wonder if they make Viagra in dosage strengths sufficient for God…

By: Roni :D

Roni :D — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:03:34 +0000

Win ,
you made my day .

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:00:39 +0000

Thing that pisses me off is that they are all out of god.And if the monotheistic belief system is correct there is no chance for seconds.

By: Alice

Alice — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:12:32 +0000

What do you mean?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:56:46 +0000

Was your 6-year sentence due to a quark of justice?

By: 5 eagles C.C.C.

5 eagles C.C.C. — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:55:06 +0000

hey so who is the head cheese here?