I don’t think I’d feel good eating it afterward
Dry tea mushroom pot
F*ck a bullfrog
Chongqing wool blood
Squid to be monolithic
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Gosh, it all sounds so good….what should I get….
No CreaMass?
SO FUNNY! just made my day. I cant they would put that on a menu by mistake!
I can’t they would either, but they did!
The squid isn’t monolithic yet? When will it be? Is it merely manifold?
The Vice Squid is monolithic.
As is its mustache.
Wait, wool has blood?! I am NEVER wearing that sweater again!
Sitting unused on a shelf is probably not good for its circulation.
Well, it couldn’t heart to try it, right?
Gosh, I’m so hungry I could f*ck a bullfrog!
Hahahah!! That made me laugh through my nose!
Wrap it well in duct tape first.
duct tape FTW!
Horses all over Kentucky are breathing sighs of relief.
Back before I got sober, I had many different kinds of pot, but never Dry Tea Mushroom Pot. I’m sure, though, I would have found the combination of mushrooms and pot intriguing…
And tea caffeine stimulating.
I had some friends who smoked fresh coffee grounds. They claimed it gave them a speedy rush. All I know is it sure stunk up the hall!
Waiter! My bullfrog got away! Would you speak to the chef please, I’d like another not so slippery!
Waiter: Yes, Sir, right away Sir. Would you like another male frog, or would you like to try the female?
Erm…I can’t tell the difference… just one I can grip!!
Oh, never mind, I’ll take the squid… I don’t have to “do” anything to it, do I?
You lost your bullfrog?? Get some wool in your blood, fercryingoutloud.
Wow!
Secx and food, all in one.
Now, if I could just squeeze television in there…
isn’t ‘f*ck’ usually ‘dried’ on these things?
dried bullfrog. an essential ingredient of dried frog pills.
Yes. The character for “f*ck” or “dry” is the first one on the left. Strange how they got it right in “Dry tea…..”.
Oh, and WIN for Discworld ref.
It’s also used for “fry”, so maybe it’s a fried bullfrog.
LOTS OF DRYD FRORG P¼LLS
Please don’t go all burser on us!
Too late – whoops, here comes Mr Jelly!
That’s what the bullfrog said!
If someone ate mushroom pot it wouldn’t surprise me if I heard news of somebody f*cking a bullfrog : P
Or if they went into the cabld pot head kitchen.
I wonder what that wool blood tastes like.
Getting the idea that’s it’s supposed to be a young butchered lamb or something.
Well since it the f*ck a bullfrog and the shroom pot are the same price, I can’t decide, could I just pull out early and save the money shot for the next guy and just get a sample of the shroom pot?
Did you ever wake up with that bullfrog on your mind?
Never!! Not until engrish came alomg. It shows how far I’ve slipped. Sad.
I’m looking thru dusty archives with a flashlight… hey, Canned Heat’s in here!
Monolithic Squid? Who’s the proprietor of this restaurant? HP Lovecraft?
Some guy named Cthulu, I think. Lovecraft is dead, after all.
Cthulu is also dead, but dreaming, in his house in R’lyeh, remember? Maybe this is a Whately family restaurant… did they extend the building recently?
This is clearly what happens when menu writers get surprised while writing the menu:
“Let’s see… we have cream of potato, roast mushroom, clam chowder and…
Oh my God! F*ck a Bullfrog!”
I have sworn to boycott the rating system, so I’ll just tell you; FUNNY!
It’s now become part of my vernacular.
You don’t have to.
Apparently, the rating system boycotted you.
… er, wait….
Good performance, but a bit light on lyrics. My favourite is the album version by Dave Hole, which is available from iTunes (5min 22sec) He has other versions, including one on YouTube, if you like epics, that runs over 14mins! Would have been good to have actually been there..
Dave Hole is amazing, I was unfamiliar with him. Strange style of playing, if he wasn’t so active I’d think he would be playing lap steel.
I like how Rory is goofy with his audience.
Evidently we now know what happened with Jeremiah after helping him drink his wine. (I have heard he always had some mighty fine wine, as well.)
If the bullfrog were sober, one could argue it was consensual, although I would not. But get the bullfrog drunk, then clearly it’s a case of taking undue advantage!
He was the one who brought the wine, you say? I take it then that you’ll be pleading guilty to contributing to the delinquency of an amphibian?
“Dry tea mushroom pot” – is it mushroom, or is it pot? Do you ingest it, or smoke it? Better just cook it into bikkies to be on the safe side.
My approach would probably have been to ingest it while smoking it, perhaps snorting a few globs as well, and then bake it if I could remember where the kitchen was.
How else do you get the rich creamy filling in them?
And I was hoping for explanations. “Dried’ on the bullfrog… but does anyone eat dried bullfrogs? (The dried frog pills for the Bursar of UU on Discworld are made from their version of those arrow-poison frogs, I think.) The monolithic squid could just be a whole squid. The rest just puzzle me… wool could mean mutton or lamb, but wool blood?
Its when the wool has period
It’s the Canadian version of the American gang.
Only if it is a an attractive one.