Comments on: Have you considered punctuation? The period can be your friend.

By: Mike Jennings

Mike Jennings — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:28:16 +0000

I got this as a spam mail once.

By: mark the shark

mark the shark — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:35:59 +0000

scary thing is that’s actually a very accurate translation.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:12:37 +0000

I respect put on makeup and rub. Don’t you?

By: PencilSharpener

PencilSharpener — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:58:37 +0000

I definitely know some people who are “housed in makeup.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:05:15 +0000

Comma comma down doo-be-doo down down…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:04:36 +0000

Of course, I had never seen someone turn it into “its’” before, but now I have!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:03:55 +0000

I’m sure they were probably also spinners, or at least spin doctors.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:23:34 +0000

On being happily married. You see many marriages that are not happy and end in divorce sometimes.

By: Maz

Maz — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 17:16:00 +0000

how about commas?

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 03:50:30 +0000

Noes….never!

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 03:48:13 +0000

Yes, both my teens were wool-gatherers.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 03:47:29 +0000

**bows right, then left** thank you for noticing my tiny pun.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:47:57 +0000

Congratulations on what? Being married? Being faithful? Or being not too pruny or droopy?

By: Cheezwoofer

Cheezwoofer — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:28:15 +0000

The period is never friendly. NEVER.

By: eman

eman — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:07:15 +0000

…didn’t ask to be shorn…lololol

By: eman

eman — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:05:21 +0000

heh, I hear that!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:47:51 +0000

That is good to hear. Congratulations!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:49:19 +0000

And I gather things got a little wooly.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:33:19 +0000

Ah, you’ve had teenagers in the household, then.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:35:50 +0000

But obviously it’s not the period that’s your friend, it’s the exclamation mark!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:52:28 +0000

Properly using “it’s” as the contraction form of “it is” is not uncommon. The error I see far more of is people turning the possessive pronoun “its” into “it’s.”

By: Mopalia

Mopalia — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:05:32 +0000

There is nothing wrong with this. It’s the only thing I’ve read all day that spells “it’s” correctly. In light of that, everything else is forgiven.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:36:51 +0000

With my luck, any wool adoptions would end with the wool developing an attitude and reminding me that it didn’t ask to be shorn.

By: McBee

McBee — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:14:56 +0000

Whoa… I’m amazed the sentence actually ended!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:37:37 +0000

I have consulted my husband on this matter, and apparently I DOES HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:36:23 +0000

And the hair, don’t forget the hair… although really it’s not that important. Bald heads are nature’s solar panels for secks machines, you know.

By: skrag2112

skrag2112 — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:38:51 +0000

“It put on make-up and rub or else it gets the hose again.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:13:00 +0000

Oh, for us men, the period can be our friend. Crampy, achy, bloated women are not nearly as difficult to deal with as those who are, shall we say, in the summer of their b!tch season…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:11:26 +0000

Is who asking whom what, and what do you think anyone is asking???

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:10:10 +0000

*sigh* I am married, and faithful, and therefore I don’t go “finding” women any more, other than one. And I couldn’t say that either one of us is smooth and look good tightly with muscle and skin any more. At our age, you learn to settle for “not too pruny or droopy.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:07:34 +0000

Since I’m trying to be funny, I can’t figure out how being funny spites me! I wouldn’t doubt that rich, cordial elasticity is good to find in a man, for those so inclined. But I’ll never find out!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:37:53 +0000

I have noticed that, I saw an ad I wished I could have posted as a comment.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:35:26 +0000

JohnB, you are funny in spite of yourself! Rich, cordial, elasticity is also excellent in men. And I’m a real sucker for muscle and skin. One without the other just doesn’t do it for me.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:05:58 +0000

The great part is the matched ads that pop up with products that are being satirically shredded in the postings.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:01:00 +0000

The expensive advertising in all of the thick chick magazines will be down in each by over 100 pages. The magazines cancelled most of the words they ordered and the Chinese are having to use them in their own market.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:16:33 +0000

Holy smackeral!! How did I miss this one! Thank-you, KinkyTom!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:12:51 +0000

Do you make sure to find women who are smooth and look good tightly with muscle and skin?

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:08:53 +0000

lol is this the back of that Jesus Body package ?

for those who don’t know

http://engrishfunny.com/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:04:59 +0000

also boring people tend to not have much elasticity

By: eeee

eeee — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:47:00 +0000

It looks like they just took a bunch of adjectives designed to impress and strung them all together in the hopes that only the words like “subtle” and “tightly” and “luxury” would catch the reader’s eye.

Also, whoever thinks “the period can be your friend” has never had the kind of periods I have. (I would apologize for TMI and generalized unfunniness here, but, *cramp* and *snarl*)

By: Kitty!

Kitty! — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:36:30 +0000

I am afraid of what might be housed in my make-up….

By: maxon

maxon — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:23:08 +0000

Are you asking what I think you’re asking?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:58:14 +0000

I was completely unaware that there was luxury wool vaialable to adopt and refine. When we did our adoption, we only considered children. Since our daughter was pure hell getting off to school this morning, I’m thinking we should have seriously considered the wool option.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:54:27 +0000

For that matter, the elasticity which is cordial and rich is also great to find in a woman!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:53:31 +0000

Especially the rub to become. I never can get too much of that from a woman.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:52:11 +0000

But of course! Who was ever helped by a lame party? There’s nothing worse than a bunch of bored people all hanging out together, not having fun!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:50:30 +0000

Fantastic, Shereen! I sure needed these LOLZ today, and this is such a rich vein of Engrish to be mined!!

By: saywhat

saywhat — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:33:05 +0000

James Joyce has that Clinique dream again.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:25:47 +0000

This is what being a woman is all about. Respect, put on the make-up, and rub.

By: telefil

telefil — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:28:56 +0000

THE COOL PARTY IS HELPFUL