Comments on: Well, I do feel better after the “treatment” :)

By: Domingo

Domingo — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:07:00 +0000

engrishfunny.com, how do you do it?

By: Ginger Snape

Ginger Snape — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:32:52 +0000

Sure gives the old Doris Day song “I’m going to Shanghai” a WHOLE nother meaning!

By: Katharine

Katharine — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:28:33 +0000

According to my husband, this is the Shanghai hospital for sexual health items. I think everyone prefers the original translation.

By: random ness

random ness — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:39:53 +0000

moose

By: Метание гранаты

Метание гранаты — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:49:17 +0000

My first impression was that it looks like the guy the store owner hired to do the English translation just decided to the p!ss. =P

By: anonaMOOSE

anonaMOOSE — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 21:56:18 +0000

I doubt Obama’s healthcare plan is going to pay for such things.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 20:29:32 +0000

But at least you’d have an easy time picking names. Ru and Paul.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:34:53 +0000

Yep, that’s why she keeps bursting out laughing for no apparent reason.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:32:54 +0000

This is what I say in the tea-room when telling the minions that it’s time to get back to work. Every time someone new starts, we have to tell them The Joke.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:44:40 +0000

It does sound vaguely familiar, but it must have been some time since I heard it.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:42:29 +0000

You know, I hear they keep a good supply of ink.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 11:57:29 +0000

I think we’ve learned that, where Asian languages are concerned, it’s not safe to assume anything. Isn’t this one read from right to left?
Dunno why, but somehow I fancy the third character from the right to mean “sex”.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:59:28 +0000

or the thing pump.

By: eman

eman — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:00:42 +0000

Wow–escaping to engrish is right! I was also disappointed to see the ratings cluttering up the comments. And the escape part…I never even read failblog comments anymore because of all the *squeezing* and happee partees and stuff. Too hard to sort through the schmoozing and get to real comments.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:46:39 +0000

Well, since you insist…!
These two guys wind up in Hell, and Satan is showing them around so they can pick their poison, as it were. It all looks bad… they’re becoming more and more concerned. Finally they reach a room where everyone is standing waist-deep in sh!t eating donuts and drinking coffee. They look at each other, do a quick whispered conference, and reach a decision. “This is it!” they declare.
“You sure?”
“Yup!”
“OK!” The Infernal One looked at his watch, blew a whistle, and
shouted: “Ok, everybody, back on your heads!”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:49:57 +0000

Sorry, I’ve looked at it again and draw a blank. Of course, I ended up having to do six straight hours of lecture to new staff today, so my head is mush!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:46:31 +0000

Call the Vice Squid.

By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose

Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:42:34 +0000

May need to write this all down but my Pen-is out of ink.

By: KartoonNotWerk

KartoonNotWerk — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:10:58 +0000

Here in the States we call that Viagra.

By: tehexile

tehexile — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:56:15 +0000

generally speaking i don’t go to any doctor who calls their clinic a ‘health care thing’. but if they’re offering good good sex…

By: blueJade

blueJade — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:22:45 +0000

JohnB, I am disappointed. I thought, with your vast knowledge of american sub-culture; you’d catch my joke reference!

By: blueJade

blueJade — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:19:40 +0000

Bring yogurt to the appointment.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:02:26 +0000

A can of Fix-a-Flat will get things going, too.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:59:29 +0000

Or get the nut drivers, screw drivers, and jumper cables.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:59:02 +0000

Let’s have another picture dealing with child s*xual abuse, and I bet the ratings mechanism blows up! Either that or they’d have to start displaying my negatives in scientific notation!

By: TheCannyScot

TheCannyScot — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:58:30 +0000

Now, do I get the Aussie yogurt before or after I go here? It’s kinda confusing. Maybe I’m thinking with the wrong brain.

By: Crumpet

Crumpet — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:48:08 +0000

So does mine – however I have installed and use firefox for anything personal

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:02:33 +0000

I’d love to, but my employer insists I use Mickeysh@ft Internet exploder.

By: Htom Sirveaux

Htom Sirveaux — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:50:15 +0000

I have seen no comments ratings or any curazy scrolling stuff. Looks like NoScript under Firefox keeps it at bay. You may want to give that a try.

Second marriages can be sooooo much better than first ones. This, I know.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:31:23 +0000

So much for escaping to engrish… everybody, back on your heads!

By: Aaron Hong

Aaron Hong — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:26:57 +0000

I’m assuming the two missing words in the top row was the ‘sex’.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:05:22 +0000

I hope you got good good set.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:02:19 +0000

Checking through the comments in previous posts, I noticed these ratings are being abused already. Someone (I’m pretty sure it’s mainly one person) seems to like JohnB and myself, but dislikes Dr Handle and bluejade. The ratings seem to have no relation to the quality of the comments, even allowing for personal taste. Now I see what Holly means by “divisive”.

By: giraffe giraffe

giraffe giraffe — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:32:19 +0000

Last week I broke my arm, and had to go to the… umm.. the uh.. ugh, what’s the word? You know.. the.. health care.. thing..

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:48:35 +0000

I’ve not seen a single actually positive comment about the voting buttons either here or on Pundit Kitchen. Yours is about the closest, and frankly I’d sooner say WIN or LOSE/FAIL than put up with this manic scrolling behaviour.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:50:53 +0000

On the bright side, it can save the trouble of replying "WIN" and then waiting for the page to reload. But you can't tell who liked the comment, and sometimes, that matters.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:42:30 +0000

Or fingered…..

By: Wii active

Wii active — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:04:32 +0000

Haha love it. Keep em coming!

By: blueJade

blueJade — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:33:12 +0000

Failblog isn’t having to put up with it… maybe we should become more militant…

By: this guy

this guy — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:56:49 +0000

shes always thinking of your thing

By: blueJade

blueJade — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:55:20 +0000

It’s totally annoying, I have every intention of boycotting. It irritates the eyes and it really does seem designed to promote divisiveness and mob behavior.
Congratulations on the wedding!!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:43:51 +0000

It’s annoying while the page loads – first I get the thread, then the rating lines pop up, which moves everything down the screen a jump at a time. It’s like myfastforum meets Space Invaders.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:39:35 +0000

Probably someone who thought to themselves, “Let’s see, what can I do to make this site less enjoyable and more divisive.”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:34:03 +0000

NFI where the ratings thing came from – it just appeared this morning when I logged on. A big boy did it and ran away.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:30:49 +0000

I haven’t been able to spend much time at Engrish Funny lately since my youngest daughter got re-married today. So what’s with the comment ratings? Whose brill idea was that and how’s it working out for everyone? BTW, the wedding was great! The guy is right for her and the families get along.

By: MrPink

MrPink — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:03:24 +0000

Man, I know *I* feel better! Wow!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:44:53 +0000

Get it towed!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:33:12 +0000

… unless it is broke and parked in front.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:39:20 +0000

RuPaul twins… oh my!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:33:22 +0000

So, if polite get son, romantic get daughter, more romantic get ladyboy – what the hell happens if you have good good secks, and conceive? You get RuPaul? Twice?